Has anyone out there read this book (http://www.amazon.com/How-Survive-Garden-Gnome-Attack/dp/158008463X) yet? Its fairly new, and I came across it while in Canada. I've dedicated today's blog entry to it.
Opinions?
RPGPundit
Soon to be followed by "How to survive a ceramic frog attack."
The final book in the trilogy, "How to survive an attack by fake stones with cute, folksy or religious sayings molded into them." is still in the planning stages.
I see the author recovered from having his career nearly ended when his original work, "How to survive an attack by a lawn jockey." was take off the shelves after people complained it was racist.
Huh?!
RPGPundit
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RPGPundit
Other objects typically seen in gardens, dearie. At least around here. We have garden gnomes, we have ceramic oversized frogs and fake rocks with various sayings carved into them.
I've actually seen a few old fashioned lawn jockeys once in a while too.
Its disturbing that you called me "dearie".
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