I guess I'll just change into civilian clothes (once no one's looking at me), and walk out.

[Out could mean many things from here.  The main choices obvious to Hobson are out toward the road, through the hedge to the property next door.  You could also try sneaking around back.  More detailed description of these options here.]

Out towards the road.

Creature spews hot coffee in the face of the giant.

Attack: 32% HIT
Damage: ? What does hot coffee in the face do?  Hopefully scald his eyeballs!
Saving throws: 82,3,83 Made 1, missed the other 2.

[By spew d'you mean spitting coffee in his face?  Cos if it's hot enough to scald his eyes it's hot enough to burn yo tongue...]

Yes, I mean summon the coffee within me that I just drank, up my esophogus and out my mouth.  My thinking is that while it may be scalding to a giant's eyeballs, it might just be a nice warm drink to the digestive system of a Frankenstein.

Unpleasant Order: 34% Made
Feat: 79% Made lesser, missed Greater
 

Do those help?

ha!!!

Quote from: wulfgar;267939Creature spews hot coffee in the face of the giant.

Attack: 32% HIT
Damage: ? What does hot coffee in the face do?  Hopefully scald his eyeballs!
Saving throws: 82,3,83 Made 1, missed the other 2.

Quote from: wulfgar;267946I...summon the coffee within me that I just drank, up my esophogus and out my mouth.  My thinking is that while it may be scalding to a giant's eyeballs, it might just be a nice warm drink to the digestive system of a Frankenstein.

Unpleasant Order: 34% Made
Feat: 79% Made lesser, missed Greater
 
Do those help?

[How can I argue?]

"I've killed five--" "No, it's seven, you jackass."  "How many times do we have to tell you?  It's seven men with a single blow."  Mini-Magog seems surprised that Creature hasn't fallen before his giantly might.  He throws three more distracted punches, and looks very peevish when not a one of them connects.

Peevish doesn't even begin to describe the look on his face when Creature barfs on him.  He dodges away from the worst of it, but when the acidic brew spew begins sizzling away at the gold medallions on his chest all three heads scream in rage!

[Lessee, can't really give you a strength bonus here, so here ya go: roll d6 twice and take the higher for damage.  Don't think you can make Bulimic Brawling a habit though, lest you suffer Deluxe Acid Reflux Deliquescence]

[Lunchbreak's over, so I'll get to Buck, Zarko & the gang this evening]

6 damage for the Java Vomit attack.  (rolled a 2 and a 6)

(Take that you 3-stooges-headed-mofo!!)

Quote from: Rondo;267665I'll try to grab the nearest elf by the collar and nail him in the face as hard as I can.

When Buck reaches down to drag the elf to his feet, the crafty wrestler grabs his arms and boots Buck in the stomach.  The elf tries to launch him with an airplane kick but Buck manages to pull his arms free.  When Professor Pain scrambles to his feet Buck taps him with a jab.

[Buck takes 3 HP damage]

Quote from: Coffee;267664"Don't just stand there!" Zarko roars, backing away from the elf and pointing at him. "This is the audience participation part of the show, guys! Get him!"

Despite the burning pain of his head-mashing Zarko keeps his battle advantage.  Stalwart Bob the Fighter moves to stand between Zarko and the Masher, and the ape retreats to safety.  

The Head-Masher throws himself at Bob, eager to punish his insolence.  They crash into each other, but neither fighter lands a telling blow.  Meanwhile, Malone roars up to Doctor Dropkick like a freight train fueled by cuss words...and gets his foul mouth shut by a boot to the face.  Malone is out like a f*&#ing light.

The grizzled orangutan Philimon steps over the cyclopean, moving in warily.  He bobs and weaves from side to side, darts in with a low kick, but misses.

Quote from: Age of Fable;267924Out towards the road.

Hobson strolls through the parking lot with hasty nonchalance.  He avoids a pack of trelves, nasty customers with lightning rod javelins and silvery dead eyes, astride bat-winged jet-bikes.

The street is a tree-lined boulevard grown unkempt.  The statues and fountains in the median are broken, looted or overgrown with vines.  There are other mansions along the boulevard, set well back from the street.  Their lawns are unmowed, grass shoulder high and gone to seed.

I'm going to try and find an abandoned mansion where I can hide in the grass until Quazarn finds me, or until the Rumble ends and I can find the others.

I'm gonna try stompin' his face in...
Attack: 20% (made it)
Damage: 4
Save: 64% (missed)

(by the way, Coffee asked me to let you guys know, via email: He's having firewall blocking problems....and for that matter it looks like I am too, now, as it took me all day to logon...so, his posts, and probably mine, will have to switch to after 5 o'clock from the house)

[Thanks, Rondo.  I've been having occasional issues too.  I didn't update last night because I couldn't load the site last night for about an hour.]