Annoyed at the sand, Creature thinks he may have hit on a Momma joke that will strike a nerve with the Klengon..

"Yo.momma..so..honorable......brokendown..doxy..teach..her.be..ladylike!"

Not that creature is going to snitch on the guy for cheating, but he wonders if the the cameras/refs saw that fling sand in the eyes move.  Isn't sand an illegal weapon?

Sucking it up and taking it like a man, or morelike the composite of several dead men, Creature feigns a bit greater exhaustion then he is really feeling and stumbles to one knee.  When the hopefully enraged and reckless Klengon comes in to finish him off, Creature will punch him in the junk.  

Attack: 27% HIT
Damage: 8
Saving Throw: 88% FAIL

Buck folds his arms laughing at this entire spectacle gone awry.  If Buck notices anyone starting to engage any of the party in combat, he'll act...otherwise, I suppose I'll sit tight and observe for a bit.

Quote from: wulfgar;256008Not that creature is going to snitch on the guy for cheating, but he wonders if the the cameras/refs saw that fling sand in the eyes move.  Isn't sand an illegal weapon?

[Apparently not.  And besides, since when do the refs ever see any dirty tricks the heel pulls?]

QuoteAnnoyed at the sand, Creature thinks he may have hit on a Momma joke that will strike a nerve with the Klengon."Yo.momma..so..honorable......brokendown..doxy..teach..her.be..ladylike!*"

Sucking it up and taking it like a man, or morelike the composite of several dead men, Creature feigns a bit greater exhaustion then he is really feeling and stumbles to one knee.  When the hopefully enraged and reckless Klengon comes in to finish him off, Creature will punch him in the junk.  

"My mother was a stone-faced killer, you vile cadaver!  Haaaiii!" rages Tumek, charging Creature.  The klengon lands another knee full in the face as the Creature lowers his head.  Blood pours from the frankenstein's nose even as he wallops the klengon in the crotch, crushing all hopes for the future of the House Rannuf like eggshells filled with jelly**.  

Tumek gasps and passes out...but Creature wobbles too...

[take 9 HP, Creature, putting you at -6.  To stay conscious you'll need to roll Survival + your STR score; this is optional.]

*[My, such big words.  I'm tempted to charge you a hit point for the mental strain...]

**[Yeah, I sort of grossed myself out with this too.]

Creature struggles to his feet, snarls at his fallen foe, flashes Buck a big thumbs up, and then falls right over backwards....out cold.

Surival+Strenght= 57  Roll=69% FAIL

Zarko looks over at Buck.

"Well," he says, "I'm broke. No sense getting killed, too. You coming?"

And with that, Zarko starts to sidle off toward the exit. He's keeping an eye on the Klengons, though.

[quicka clarification for Buck & Zarko: Creature is unconscious but not dead.  Brawl damage is subdual unless you run up against a fighter with an illegal weapon]

"Wow!"....Buck runs over to Creature slapping him lightly on the face, "C'mon kid...snap out of it", Buck turns to Zarko, "Hey, we need some water here...see any anyplace?"

Buck watches Zarko heading away..."Hmm...too far away"...Buck starts looking for some water around him...a bucket, a bottle, a soft drink...anything....he continues to slap Creech...."That was amazing kid!  Wake up...!  C'mon!"

No one offers you any water.  What's a Pioneer to do?  

[Give me a Restore Courage roll though, and an Unpleasant Order from Wulfgar.]

Restore Courage: 37% FAIL
Unpleasant Order: 58% SUCCESS

Ha! Touche....I'm an idiot....
Restore Courage: 3% (passed with flying colors)
(Water) Explore: 73% (failed)

Quote from: Rondo;256122Ha! Touche....I'm an idiot....
Restore Courage: 3% (passed with flying colors)
(Water) Explore: 73% (failed)

[I was looking for Provide, Rondo, but that roll doesn't cut it either way.  Is there hope yet to bring Creature back around?  Is Rokem Sokem about to blow his stack?  All will be revealed....

....but not till late tonight or even tomorrow morning, sorry fellas.  It's my biweekly Pathfinder game, and I get to find out if my character (Magragel, Blue Goblin Psion 8/Fighter 10. I know, wtf, right?) gets killed.  Again.]

Cool.

Quote from: Age of Fable;255678"Yes...indeed." I salute and take my leave.

Quote from: ttagxamm;255886[T]he Chief nods, "Take charge, Officer.  Get his back up against the wall and make 'im sing soprano!  I'll go get that repellent and I'll be back before you can say 'inappropriate use of force!' "

Chief Tallbard turns smartly on his heel, and walks away, his black uniform hugging every inch of his--

Oh, sorry.  Don't know what came over me.  He walks away, anyway.  Yeah.  Now what?

Okay, so, knocked out isn't out? What about Darryl? Will he be coming back?

Because I'm like totally confused now.



Under this new understanding of the basic laws of reality, Zarko does his best to jack a canteen of water from one of the Klengons I was sidling past. What the hell; rock and roll.