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Your Bards Need to Sound Like This!

Started by SHARK, February 23, 2023, 07:26:19 PM

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Opaopajr

 8) In practice most FLGS table bards I've seen aspire to something more like this:

Pantera "Cowboys from Hell" cover on the hurdy-gurdy & drums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtvpXr9O0J4

Ideally while in battle, too.  ;) Players want all the limelight!
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
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