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Title: You Definitely Don't Want To Go To This Tavern
Post by: RPGPundit on December 16, 2008, 12:05:35 PM
So, what Tavern name would be enough for PCs to know they're not going to have a good time in there?

If not a name, what other "on first sight" quality might do it?

RPGPundit
Title: You Definitely Don't Want To Go To This Tavern
Post by: jgants on December 16, 2008, 12:09:34 PM
Quote from: RPGPundit;273878So, what Tavern name would be enough for PCs to know they're not going to have a good time in there?

If not a name, what other "on first sight" quality might do it?

RPGPundit

I keep thinking I need to have a tavern show up in a game modeled after the one in From Dusk Till Dawn, full of rowdy teamsters and/or stevedores with scantily-clad women - all of whom are actually vampires or vampire spawn and the tavern is actually built on top of an ancient temple.  That might work out pretty well for D&D, really.
Title: You Definitely Don't Want To Go To This Tavern
Post by: Nicephorus on December 16, 2008, 12:16:26 PM
Medieval era shops tended to have pictograms instead of words so go with an image.  Like a skull that has been converted into a cup or a mug with an eyeball floating on top.
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Post by: flyingmice on December 16, 2008, 12:18:36 PM
The Bung Hole
The Skull and Snake
The Effete Elf
The Green Corpse
The Rusty Stiletto
The Liver Fluke
The Broken Bottle

If any PC steps into one of the aforementioned establishments, they should not be surprised at what they encounter.

-clash
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Post by: One Horse Town on December 16, 2008, 12:26:18 PM
The Slaughtered Lamb!
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Post by: kogi.kaishakunin on December 16, 2008, 12:29:16 PM
"Terrance's Tea Toddler Tiddily Wink Tavern"

IMO thats about as sucky as it can get plus its hard to say three times fast.

LOL
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Post by: James J Skach on December 16, 2008, 12:31:01 PM
The Pig Spit.
Title: You Definitely Don't Want To Go To This Tavern
Post by: StormBringer on December 16, 2008, 12:36:33 PM
The Blue Oyster Bar.
Title: You Definitely Don't Want To Go To This Tavern
Post by: CavScout on December 16, 2008, 12:38:26 PM
Quote from: One Horse Town;273896The Slaughtered Lamb!

Fucking warlocks....
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Post by: mhensley on December 16, 2008, 01:09:06 PM
The one from the first OotS book.  It was something like "Rob You While You Sleep Inn".  ;)
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Post by: RPGPundit on December 16, 2008, 01:12:18 PM
Quote from: StormBringer;273906The Blue Oyster Bar.

Police Academy Reference for the win!

RPGPundit
Title: You Definitely Don't Want To Go To This Tavern
Post by: Balbinus on December 16, 2008, 01:14:11 PM
Elminster's Beverage Emporium.

Otherwise, if you see rats nibbling a dead customer on the doorstep, that's a bad sign.  If there is vomit on the steps, that's not great, if the sign itself is cracked and has mould growing on it, it may be best to sup elsewhere.

Toothless hags outside can also be offputting, particularly if they then offer their unpersuasive charms with a gust of halitotic breath.
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Post by: kryyst on December 16, 2008, 01:19:06 PM
These are PC's we are talking about - if they want to go in because they *think* they need to go in, they'll go in no matter what.  

Probably the best way to throw them off is say it's called 'Ummm fuck, well lets just say Bar #5' then mark it on the map with an X.
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Post by: StormBringer on December 16, 2008, 01:20:57 PM
Quote from: RPGPundit;273920Police Academy Reference for the win!

RPGPundit
:hatsoff:
Title: You Definitely Don't Want To Go To This Tavern
Post by: Seanchai on December 16, 2008, 02:51:35 PM
The Sodomite

Buggery & Cheese

The Weepy Unicorn

Hard Rock Cafe

Where Old Celebs Sing Show Tunes

Seanchai
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Post by: One Horse Town on December 16, 2008, 03:03:20 PM
Quote from: Seanchai;273955Seanchai

You have a tavern named after you? I'm jealous.

Mind you, if it's qouted in this thread, i wouldn't want to go there. :D
Title: You Definitely Don't Want To Go To This Tavern
Post by: Premier on December 16, 2008, 03:32:16 PM
Glory Hole Dwarven Alehouse
Title: You Definitely Don't Want To Go To This Tavern
Post by: PaladinCA on December 16, 2008, 06:01:06 PM
Piss and Vinegar
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Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 16, 2008, 06:37:43 PM
Quote from: RPGPundit;273878So, what Tavern name would be enough for PCs to know they're not going to have a good time in there?

If not a name, what other "on first sight" quality might do it?

RPGPundit
Title: You Definitely Don't Want To Go To This Tavern
Post by: David R on December 16, 2008, 06:54:27 PM
Quote from: jgants;273884I keep thinking I need to have a tavern show up in a game modeled after the one in From Dusk Till Dawn, full of rowdy teamsters and/or stevedores with scantily-clad women - all of whom are actually vampires or vampire spawn and the tavern is actually built on top of an ancient temple.  That might work out pretty well for D&D, really.

Ah, the Titty Twister.

Smegma's Joint

The Lonely Woodman's

Last Stand Inn


Regards,
David R
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Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 16, 2008, 07:20:06 PM
OKAY I AM DONE
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Post by: Kyle Aaron on December 16, 2008, 07:27:07 PM
A old mate of mine once said, "When I go to a pub, the first place I check out is the toilets. If I see a hole in the wall above the urinal where some poor cunt had his head smashed into it where he was taking a piss, I know it's my kind of place."
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Post by: Ian Absentia on December 16, 2008, 07:35:36 PM
"The Half Nut", with a crowd of burly, unruly, butch dykes beating the crap out of passers-by.

Nah, who am I kidding?  That'd practically be an engraved invitation for most RPG parties.

!i!
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Post by: RockViper on December 16, 2008, 09:57:16 PM
Quote from: Premier;273993Glory Hole Dwarven Alehouse

Considering that "Glory Hole" is an actual mining term there could very well be a dwarven bar with this name, which could still lead to interesting situations depending on how the players interpret the term.
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Post by: ColonelHardisson on December 17, 2008, 12:22:46 AM
Quote from: RockViper;274102Considering that "Glory Hole" is an actual mining term there could very well be a dwarven bar with this name, which could still lead to interesting situations depending on how the players interpret the term.

Plus it's a nice reference to a decent Judges Guild module - Glory Hole Dwarven Mine.
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Post by: Sacrificial Lamb on December 17, 2008, 06:05:32 AM
Quote from: jgants;273884I keep thinking I need to have a tavern show up in a game modeled after the one in From Dusk Till Dawn, full of rowdy teamsters and/or stevedores with scantily-clad women - all of whom are actually vampires or vampire spawn and the tavern is actually built on top of an ancient temple.  That might work out pretty well for D&D, really.
If it has Salma Hayek in it, then I'm all for it. :)
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Post by: Drew on December 17, 2008, 08:01:24 AM
Vecna's 'Responsible Wizard' Bar & Lounge

The Save versus Death

The Bada Bargle

The Wight Room

Lareth the Beautiful's Bar, Sauna & Backroom

The TPK

...and

The Tarrasque's Cock
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Post by: Haffrung on December 17, 2008, 10:10:51 AM
Emirikol's
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Post by: ColonelHardisson on December 17, 2008, 10:39:19 AM
The Silver Eel - the tavern Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser hung out in while in Lankhmar.
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Post by: Balbinus on December 17, 2008, 11:24:59 AM
Quote from: Haffrung;274156Emirikol's

I would so go there.  When I was a kid, Emirikol was the coolest character ever depicted but not described.
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Post by: Haffrung on December 17, 2008, 11:54:36 AM
Quote from: Balbinus;274169I would so go there.  When I was a kid, Emirikol was the coolest character ever depicted but not described.

Cool. And dangerously chaotic.

(http://www.fierydragon.com/img/02.jpg)

Actually, this classic illustration inspired more than one Green Griffon Inn in our games.
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Post by: The Shaman on December 17, 2008, 12:29:02 PM
Quote from: Drew;274142The Bada Bargle
:D

Inn of the Rot Grub, Puss-finger Pete's, and Ground Glass Tavern come to mind.
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Post by: Seanchai on December 17, 2008, 02:41:24 PM
Quote from: One Horse Town;273962You have a tavern named after you? I'm jealous.

Mind you, if it's qouted in this thread, i wouldn't want to go there. :D

I do. It's a place for pithy, witty scoundrels with enormous man bits and rugged good looks.

Seanchai
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Post by: Age of Fable on December 17, 2008, 02:53:36 PM
Quote from: Haffrung;274171Cool. And dangerously chaotic.

(http://www.fierydragon.com/img/02.jpg)


Nothing chaotic about it. Those guys totally had it coming. Apparently they were going around claiming that old-school gaming is just about hack and slash.
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Post by: Age of Fable on December 17, 2008, 02:57:08 PM
Quote from: The Shaman;274180:D

Inn of the Rot Grub, Puss-finger Pete's, and Ground Glass Tavern come to mind.


Inn-continent.

The Inn of A Thousand Delights, Assuming You Find Nude Dwarves Delightful.
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Post by: StormBringer on December 17, 2008, 03:25:31 PM
Quote from: Age of Fable;274213Inn-continent.

The Inn of A Thousand Delights, Assuming You Find Nude Dwarves Delightful.
The Don't Drop Inn.
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Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 17, 2008, 04:39:53 PM
Quote from: Seanchai;274206... enormous man bits ...
At first, I didn't see it as 'bits'.
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Post by: Ian Absentia on December 17, 2008, 04:44:44 PM
(http://www.fierydragon.com/img/02.jpg)

Weird.  Anyone else see the snarling tiger's face in the sidewalk at the burning man's toes?

!i!
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Post by: Narf the Mouse on December 17, 2008, 06:13:32 PM
Left side: Mortuary. Right side: Sandwich shop. In the middle? 'The Roll'em Inn'.