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You Definitely Don't Want To Go To This Tavern

Started by RPGPundit, December 16, 2008, 12:05:35 PM

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One Horse Town

#15
December 16, 2008, 03:03:20 PM
Quote from: Seanchai;273955Seanchai

You have a tavern named after you? I'm jealous.

Mind you, if it's qouted in this thread, i wouldn't want to go there. :D

Premier

#16
December 16, 2008, 03:32:16 PM
Glory Hole Dwarven Alehouse
Obvious troll is obvious. RIP, Bill.

PaladinCA

#17
December 16, 2008, 06:01:06 PM
Piss and Vinegar

Dr Rotwang!

#18
December 16, 2008, 06:37:43 PM
Quote from: RPGPundit;273878So, what Tavern name would be enough for PCs to know they're not going to have a good time in there?

If not a name, what other "on first sight" quality might do it?

RPGPundit
  • The Randy Priest
  • The Barfing Manatee
  • The Hooker And Poultice
  • Three Rats And Three Lice
  • The Prancing Weirdo
  • The Seeping Wound
  • The Ogre's Taint
  • Guano!
  • The Sling And Balls
  • RaHoWa
Dr Rotwang!
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FONZITUDE RATING: 1985[/font]

David R

#19
December 16, 2008, 06:54:27 PM
Quote from: jgants;273884I keep thinking I need to have a tavern show up in a game modeled after the one in From Dusk Till Dawn, full of rowdy teamsters and/or stevedores with scantily-clad women - all of whom are actually vampires or vampire spawn and the tavern is actually built on top of an ancient temple.  That might work out pretty well for D&D, really.

Ah, the Titty Twister.

Smegma's Joint

The Lonely Woodman's

Last Stand Inn


Regards,
David R

Dr Rotwang!

#20
December 16, 2008, 07:20:06 PM
  • Edna's Drippery
  • The Toe And Cornhole
  • The Limping Cripple
  • Lance Manschaft's Pole & Hammer Emporium
  • The Greasy Goblin
  • Poojuice CafĂ©
  • Turdburglar's Rest
  • The Rancid Whelp
  • Scalp & Scrotum
  • Bell, Book & Buggery
  • The Cat's Winker
  • Chalet Du Poisson-Fromage
  • La Venta de los Pendejos Mamones
  • The Sour Stew
  • The Grunting Slurper
  • Bastard & Sons
  • The Slippery Dingus
  • X Over Y Square Times Pi
  • The Tavern Where All The Ale Tastes Like Someone's Mom (And You Know Whose)
OKAY I AM DONE
Dr Rotwang!
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FONZITUDE RATING: 1985[/font]

Kyle Aaron

#21
December 16, 2008, 07:27:07 PM
A old mate of mine once said, "When I go to a pub, the first place I check out is the toilets. If I see a hole in the wall above the urinal where some poor cunt had his head smashed into it where he was taking a piss, I know it's my kind of place."
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Ian Absentia

#22
December 16, 2008, 07:35:36 PM
"The Half Nut", with a crowd of burly, unruly, butch dykes beating the crap out of passers-by.

Nah, who am I kidding?  That'd practically be an engraved invitation for most RPG parties.

!i!

RockViper

#23
December 16, 2008, 09:57:16 PM
Quote from: Premier;273993Glory Hole Dwarven Alehouse

Considering that "Glory Hole" is an actual mining term there could very well be a dwarven bar with this name, which could still lead to interesting situations depending on how the players interpret the term.
"Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness."

Terry Pratchett (Men at Arms)

ColonelHardisson

#24
December 17, 2008, 12:22:46 AM
Quote from: RockViper;274102Considering that "Glory Hole" is an actual mining term there could very well be a dwarven bar with this name, which could still lead to interesting situations depending on how the players interpret the term.

Plus it's a nice reference to a decent Judges Guild module - Glory Hole Dwarven Mine.
"Illegitimis non carborundum." - General Joseph "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell

4e definitely has an Old School feel. If you disagree, cool. I won\'t throw any hyperbole out to prove the point.

Sacrificial Lamb

#25
December 17, 2008, 06:05:32 AM
Quote from: jgants;273884I keep thinking I need to have a tavern show up in a game modeled after the one in From Dusk Till Dawn, full of rowdy teamsters and/or stevedores with scantily-clad women - all of whom are actually vampires or vampire spawn and the tavern is actually built on top of an ancient temple.  That might work out pretty well for D&D, really.
If it has Salma Hayek in it, then I'm all for it. :)

Drew

#26
December 17, 2008, 08:01:24 AM
Vecna's 'Responsible Wizard' Bar & Lounge

The Save versus Death

The Bada Bargle

The Wight Room

Lareth the Beautiful's Bar, Sauna & Backroom

The TPK

...and

The Tarrasque's Cock
 

ColonelHardisson

#28
December 17, 2008, 10:39:19 AM
The Silver Eel - the tavern Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser hung out in while in Lankhmar.
"Illegitimis non carborundum." - General Joseph "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell

4e definitely has an Old School feel. If you disagree, cool. I won\'t throw any hyperbole out to prove the point.

Balbinus

#29
December 17, 2008, 11:24:59 AM
Quote from: Haffrung;274156Emirikol's

I would so go there.  When I was a kid, Emirikol was the coolest character ever depicted but not described.
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