SPECIAL NOTICE
Malicious code was found on the site, which has been removed, but would have been able to access files and the database, revealing email addresses, posts, and encoded passwords (which would need to be decoded). However, there is no direct evidence that any such activity occurred. REGARDLESS, BE SURE TO CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS. And as is good practice, remember to never use the same password on more than one site. While performing housekeeping, we also decided to upgrade the forums.
This is a site for discussing roleplaying games. Have fun doing so, but there is one major rule: do not discuss political issues that aren't directly and uniquely related to the subject of the thread and about gaming. While this site is dedicated to free speech, the following will not be tolerated: devolving a thread into unrelated political discussion, sockpuppeting (using multiple and/or bogus accounts), disrupting topics without contributing to them, and posting images that could get someone fired in the workplace (an external link is OK, but clearly mark it as Not Safe For Work, or NSFW). If you receive a warning, please take it seriously and either move on to another topic or steer the discussion back to its original RPG-related theme.

Why Does the D&D Movie Suck So Hard?

Started by Gegilles, April 09, 2023, 12:29:20 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Gegilles


Zelen

Really enjoyed your video. Well-presented and thorough discussion.

Gegilles


GhostNinja

Because WOTC had something to do with it? 

Everything they touch turns to shit.
Ghostninja

hedgehobbit

#4
The one part of the video that I disagree with is the notion that the D&D movie does a bad job representing historical European fantasy. That's selling the movie short as it does a bad job representing ANY sort of recognizable fantasy at all.

If you look at Harry Potter, it combines the classic Merlin wizard of a pointy hat and wand with the broom riding and cauldrons of traditional witches, adds the uniforms of English schools and sets the whole thing in a castle. Every element shown in the movies is recognizable yet they arranged in a fresh, original way.

With the D&D movie, it's just a random mix of modern and ren fair clothing set in a generic sci-fi looking world. People who are familiar with the modern D&D aesthetic are used to this so they don't realize how ridiculous and corny it looks to anyone not immersed in that version of the game.

honeydipperdavid

I'm not watching the movie because I do what I can not to give money to people who'd happily put me in a gulag.

Persimmon

Haven't and won't watch the movie itself because the trailers look so ridiculously awful.  But my answer is simple: The target audience is D&D fanboys like J. Scott Garibay who will lap up anything with the D&D moniker on it.  So the writing, plot, etc., are at a kindergarten level.  Can't see how they expected to attract others with those trailers.

Gegilles

And therein rests my exact point.

Quote from: hedgehobbit on April 10, 2023, 09:15:05 AM
The one part of the video that I disagree with is the notion that the D&D movie does a bad job representing historical European fantasy. That's selling the movie short as it does a bad job representing ANY sort of recognizable fantasy at all.

If you look at Harry Potter, it combines the classic Merlin wizard of a pointy hat and wand with the broom riding and cauldrons of traditional witches, adds the uniforms of English schools and sets the whole thing in a castle. Every element shown in the movies is recognizable yet they arranged in a fresh, original way.

With the D&D movie, it's just a random mix of modern and ren fair clothing set in a generic sci-fi looking world. People who are familiar with the modern D&D aesthetic are used to this so they don't realize how ridiculous and corny it looks to anyone not immersed in that version of the game.

S'mon

Quote from: hedgehobbit on April 10, 2023, 09:15:05 AM
With the D&D movie, it's just a random mix of modern and ren fair clothing set in a generic sci-fi looking world.

The look reminded me of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Shadowdark Wilderlands (Fridays 2pm UK/9am EST)  https://smons.blogspot.com/2024/08/shadowdark.html
Open table game on Roll20, PM me to join! Current Start Level: 1

zer0th

#9
After the first D&D movie, I just decided D&D isn't material to make a good film. How a silly elf game can become anything but a silly elf movie? The comparisons are not very favorable and, to me, I would always have in mind: "This isn't Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings."

Only when I learned it took place in the Forgotten Realms that I thought about watching it. I am not a FR fanboy. I never played or ran a game in the Realms before last year, but I played all Baldur's Gate and Neverwinter Nights video games; and because of that I was curious. But I heard there isn't much of the Realms in the movie, not one recognizable NPC, it is back to "if it is on TV, I will watch it" (since I don't watch TV anymore...).

So, the one thing that could have sold the movie to me was to actually use D&D mythos and not make another generic B-movie fantasy thing, and they decided to go the generic B-movie fantasy route.

GhostNinja

I am not going to watch it because I don't want to give money to people who hate me.

It is #4 this weekend, at the rate it's dropping it should disappear off the charts pretty quickly.

Good.  Hope it doesn't make it's money back.
Ghostninja

Gegilles

I refused to pay to see it on principle which I explained in the video.

But WokeC contradicts themselves too much to let it stand without comment.

Abraxus

I enjoyed their and it's definitely better than the early 2000s D&D movie.

Gegilles

You just damned it with faint praise, my friend lol

jmarso

Haven't seen the new one, because I've eaten at this restaurant before and gotten food poisoning, metaphorically speaking.

The best D&D movies / shows are the ones that have no actual relationship to the game. The LOTR movies. GOT. Witcher. You get the idea.