This is a site for discussing roleplaying games. Have fun doing so, but there is one major rule: do not discuss political issues that aren't directly and uniquely related to the subject of the thread and about gaming. While this site is dedicated to free speech, the following will not be tolerated: devolving a thread into unrelated political discussion, sockpuppeting (using multiple and/or bogus accounts), disrupting topics without contributing to them, and posting images that could get someone fired in the workplace (an external link is OK, but clearly mark it as Not Safe For Work, or NSFW). If you receive a warning, please take it seriously and either move on to another topic or steer the discussion back to its original RPG-related theme.

Traveller Challenge: Explain the basic settings

Started by RPGPundit, July 07, 2007, 02:46:20 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3
User actions

Dr Rotwang!

#30
July 09, 2007, 10:14:36 PM
NEWBIE: "So, explain Traveller."

ME: "You know every SF story, book, movie or idea you've ever come into contact with?  Well..."

NEWBIE: "...if you're about to say what I think you're about to say, you are insane."

ME: "Screw you, punk!"  *punch in the ass*

POLICE: "Okay, hands up!"

JUDGE: "Guilty!"

...okay, you know what?  Most of  that's not right.
Dr Rotwang!
...never blogs faster than he can see.
FONZITUDE RATING: 1985[/font]

Ian Absentia

#31
July 09, 2007, 10:42:52 PM
Quote from: droogIt's a huge, galaxy-spanning game where just getting a message to somebody could take weeks. Space is big, but full of opportunities. What are you going to do when you can't meet the payments on your ship?
"Aww!  But I wanted to be an interstellar mercenary!"

!i!

beeber

#32
July 10, 2007, 10:04:19 AM
"oh, okay, stop yer whining.  come aboard out TL 13 "broadsword" merc cruiser.  (stats)
now here's your gear."

"huh?  an autorifle?  and why does that guy get a PGMP?"

:D

jeff37923

#33
July 10, 2007, 02:34:15 PM
NEWBIE: So, explain Traveller for me.

ME: Well, remember when you were a virgin? How you used to be completely unconscious of the worlds of pleasure and excitement that you became aware of after you began having sex? All of your gaming experience is equivalent to being a virgin and Traveller is all of the wonderful experiences you have after you start having sex.

NEWBIE: You're scaring me...

:eek: :haw:
"Meh."

beeber

#34
July 10, 2007, 02:38:33 PM
heh, those Little Black Books should've come in a plain brown wrapper :what:

Scale

#35
July 10, 2007, 02:55:41 PM
Quote from: KoltarNewbie Gamer: "No, I've never seen 'Firefly' ."

EdC.: "Okay have you seen the movie ALIEN:RESURECTION?"


Newbie Gamer:  ...
 
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3
User actions