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Help me to neutralize Paris Hilton

Started by James McMurray, September 11, 2007, 03:15:51 PM

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Trevelyan

#15
September 12, 2007, 08:55:44 AM
I like the "Public Eye" concept suggested on the RPGnet edition of this thread. Pope Nag is a genius:

http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=353948&page=3
 

kregmosier

#16
September 12, 2007, 09:56:59 AM
bah...make it just-deserved and have her disfigured in a car accident.  Not terribly disfigured, that'd warrant too much concern and Entertainment Tonight special reports.  Nope...something along the lines of a hairlip scar would be just right. :D
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ghost rat

#17
September 12, 2007, 12:03:16 PM
Quote from: kregmosierbah...make it just-deserved and have her disfigured in a car accident.  Not terribly disfigured, that'd warrant too much concern and Entertainment Tonight special reports.  Nope...something along the lines of a hairlip scar would be just right. :D
The idea is a good one, but the problem is she's wealthy enough to fix it with armies of plastic surgeons at her beck and call. That why I say if you disfigure her, you have to get nasty.
 

The Good Assyrian

#18
September 12, 2007, 12:12:03 PM
Quote from: TrevelyanI like the "Public Eye" concept suggested on the RPGnet edition of this thread. Pope Nag is a genius:

http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=353948&page=3


Wow, that was indeed an awesome post!


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James McMurray

#19
October 10, 2007, 12:07:41 PM
I'm writing up the scenario now and I'm at the subtle attacks stage, including replacing her with a new It Girl. I don't keep up with celebrity new though, and have no idea who the current young starlets are, and which ones haven't been disqualified by already having screwed something up with shoplifting, drugs, etc.

Any ideas?

James J Skach

#20
October 10, 2007, 12:57:08 PM
Quote from: James McMurrayI'm writing up the scenario now and I'm at the subtle attacks stage, including replacing her with a new It Girl. I don't keep up with celebrity new though, and have no idea who the current young starlets are, and which ones haven't been disqualified by already having screwed something up with shoplifting, drugs, etc.

Any ideas?
Hannah Montana...AKA Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter in real life.

Watch Disney sometime...can't get away from her...and she's selling out concerts  in..like...3 minutes or some such craziness.  Apparently she'll be doing half the show as her character, HM, and the other half and whatever-her-first-name-Cyrus is.
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James McMurray

#21
October 10, 2007, 02:02:44 PM
My kids are Disney / Nickelodeon fiends, so I know just who you're talking about and she'd be a perfect candidate. Unfortunately, my players would have no idea who she is. Any ideas that are more recognizable to the mid-20s movie-going crowd?

James J Skach

#22
October 10, 2007, 05:17:42 PM
Quote from: James McMurrayMy kids are Disney / Nickelodeon fiends, so I know just who you're talking about and she'd be a perfect candidate. Unfortunately, my players would have no idea who she is. Any ideas that are more recognizable to the mid-20s movie-going crowd?
I'd go with one of those reality tv "stars" perhaps?  Maybe...umm...what's her name...Kristen Cavelari or someting? I don't watch it much, so...

Or maybe...what's the one from the OC  Mischa Barton?  Or has she lapsed already?
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James McMurray

#23
October 10, 2007, 05:37:42 PM
I'm thinking maybe Keira Knightley. My group would instantly recognize the name, she's mildly interested in various charities already, and I couldn't find anything scandalous about her in my 2 minute search.

Or perhaps Scarlett Johanson, who has he benefit of using the same first name as my daughter, but is less recognizable to my friends (Pirates / Domino vs. Lost in Translation / Nanny Diaries).

James J Skach

#24
October 10, 2007, 08:27:03 PM
Ahhh..yeah...those are bigger names than I was considering, based on the fact that Paris Hilton has..umm..well...limited...talent.  So I was thinking of "it" girls who hadn't really produced a body of work that was commensurate with being "it."

Alas, this put blinders on my thought process....my bad....

On a side note, you've named two of the three or four on my current top hottest list. Nicely done.
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