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Tasteful Nudity In RPGS

Started by Bedrockbrendan, January 14, 2015, 08:54:30 AM

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Nexus

#45
January 14, 2015, 09:16:21 PM
Wait, how do chainmail bikinis equate to full frontal male nudity?
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crkrueger

#46
January 14, 2015, 09:19:23 PM
Quote from: Nexus;809408Wait, how do chainmail bikinis equate to full frontal male nudity?
Because if you're not deeply offended at Red Sonja, you're obviously a bromancer who runs screaming at the site of male nudity...or something equally idiotic.
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#47
January 14, 2015, 09:21:27 PM
Quote from: Nexus;809408Wait, how do chainmail bikinis equate to full frontal male nudity?

Both as practical in a battle?
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#48
January 14, 2015, 09:31:18 PM
Quote from: jibbajibba;809410Both as practical in a battle?
One of those actually was used in battle.
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#49
January 14, 2015, 09:43:36 PM
Quote from: Bren;809413One of those actually was used in battle.

That's...weird but true, isn't it?
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Nexus

#50
January 14, 2015, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: jibbajibba;809410Both as practical in a battle?

Not if the Bullet Proof Nudity rules are in play!
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#51
January 14, 2015, 09:53:54 PM
Quote from: Bren;809413One of those actually was used in battle.

But it wasn't the chain mail bikini ;)
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#52
January 14, 2015, 10:22:53 PM
The chainmail bikini was only invented (presumably for comic books) because you apparently couldn't show women fighting topless, like the ancient amazon warriors in greek art were often show. Even some of the Valkyries were shown like that. You see topless women all the time in Victorian books on mythology.

The chain mail bikinis is silly, true, but it's a result of modern day prudery.

Ratman_tf

#53
January 14, 2015, 10:23:26 PM
Man, I just wanna read an RPG book and not get the feeling that the art and text were gone over by thirteen committes, 7 focus groups and a panel of experts on what was "correct" to put in.

And has some sideboob.

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Bren

#54
January 14, 2015, 10:24:33 PM
Quote from: JeremyR;809438The chainmail bikini was only invented (presumably for comic books) because you apparently couldn't show women fighting topless, like the ancient amazon warriors in greek art were often show. Even some of the Valkyries were shown like that. You see topless women all the time in Victorian books on mythology.

The chain mail bikinis is silly, true, but it's a result of modern day prudery.
A chainmail bikini, it is a lot less silly than a fig leaf.
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#55
January 14, 2015, 10:33:43 PM
Quote from: Bren;809440A chainmail bikini, it is a lot less silly than a fig leaf.

Surely depends if its lined.
Simple chainmail has to present some painful nipple chaffing/pinching scenarios that your standard fig leaf avoids.
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Nexus

#56
January 14, 2015, 10:36:45 PM
Quote from: Ratman_tf;809439Man, I just wanna read an RPG book and not get the feeling that the art and text were gone over by thirteen committes, 7 focus groups and a panel of experts on what was "correct" to put in.

And has some sideboob.


Sideboob nothing, you can plainly see her naked ass!

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What?
Remember when Illinois Nazis where a joke in the Blue Brothers movie?

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 "The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of whom will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next box over doesn't even have a curtain rod, or a sparrow to put on it."

Bren

#57
January 14, 2015, 10:38:24 PM
Quote from: jibbajibba;809442Surely depends if its lined.
Simple chainmail has to present some painful nipple chaffing/pinching scenarios that your standard fig leaf avoids.
Well I considered mentioning the bikini being lined. But I thought, no that's so obvious to any mammal that there's no need to mention it.

Quote from: Nexus;809443Sideboob nothing, you can plainly see her naked ass!
It's a horse not an ass. :p
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#58
January 14, 2015, 11:38:49 PM
I hope this image will be indulged:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Wye3bC3Whng/T9dUyfpTL-I/AAAAAAAABJk/ExJOqIQT_RY/s1600/cerebus_010_red_sophia.jpg

(It's SFW, on the topic of the wisdom of chain mail bikinis)
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#59
January 15, 2015, 12:03:16 AM
Quote from: Nexus;809443Sideboob nothing, you can plainly see her naked ass!

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What?


Walken: Do you have sex with horses, or with human women?

Centaur: Uh.. neither. I'm really only attracted to other Centaurs.

Walken: Okay. What if were a horse with a mask of a woman on it?

Centaur: No. I mean, would you have sex with a monkey if it had a mask on?

Walken: This interview is not about me. What if you saw a horse, but it was standing so that its head was in a barn, or something. Would you, maybe, be attracted to that horse's rear end?

Centaur: Uh.. I don't.. where is the head, exactly?

Walken: It's in the barn.. or behind a door, or a vase, or something.. so you can't see it.

Centaur: Uh.. I might be attracted to it - briefly.

Walken Okay. So, let's say, hypothetically, that you could have sex with the back end.. and it's guranteed to be the greatest sex you ever had.. but you'd never know if it was as horse or as Centaur?

Centaur: Hmm.. you know, that's pretty intriguing.. uh.. if I'd really never know, I guess I would.

Walken: It was a horse.
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