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Since PF is open gaming content.... let's create SJWfinder the RPG!!!

Started by Razor 007, May 07, 2019, 05:27:22 PM

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Crawford Tillinghast

Quote from: Crawford Tillinghast;1088454I hang out on alt history boards, where they hate talking about Operation Sealion.  I have to do a doubletake when Sea Lions are discussed here.

So ICEmen!

New monster:  Sea Lion - An evil Selkie that loves to debate absurd theoretical possibilities, ("What if Trump wins re-election in 2020?"), while using Socratic dialog to Poison Your Narrative.

New monster:  ICEmen:  Evil fey from Beyond the Wall, who steal your children.

S'mon

Quote from: Crawford Tillinghast;1088468New monster:  ICEmen:  Evil fey from Beyond the Wall, who steal your children.

For a given value of "your", since SJWs of course do not biologically reproduce.

Thornhammer

Quote from: SavageSchemer;1088462There absolute HAS to be a monster called MAGA!

MAGA the Infuriating, CR 30 primary bad guy boss.  Size, of course, is Yuge.

Twitter Rampage: drives Justice Heroes crazy by proximity. -4 to all saves.
Cone of Orange: ranged attack, does 6d8 Injustice damage on a hit.  Devolves target into a frothing pool of rage on a critical hit.
Build The Wall: MAGA attempts to summon a wall, height of his choosing.  Roll a d10 - on a 7 or less, funding for the wall is blocked by a Screaming Liberal Congresscritter, which appears holding a protest sign.  It will join the Justice Heroes in fighting MAGA but demands a campaign contribution first.

kythri

As long as I get to play a ranger who turns to the rest of the party to say "Watch your step - this is MAGA country."

GeekyBugle

Quote from: kythri;1088473As long as I get to play a ranger who turns to the rest of the party to say "Watch your step - this is MAGA country."

Now that's guaranteed to make them Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

GeekyBugle

The working title is fine and all but, we need a definitive title for the game. How's Soyboys & Dangerhairs sound?
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

Razor 007

Quote from: GeekyBugle;1088478The working title is fine and all but, we need a definitive title for the game. How's Soyboys & Dangerhairs sound?


How about, "Queers with Fears"?

Or, "Freaks & Geeks"?

Or, "Men No More"?
I need you to roll a perception check.....

SavageSchemer

Quote from: Crawford Tillinghast;1088468New monster:  ICEmen:  Evil fey from Beyond the Wall, who steal your children.

Calling it: Some SJW from one of the other boards going to see this one and claim that the alt-right has appropriated the Beyond the Wall rpg.
The more clichéd my group plays their characters, the better. I don't want Deep Drama™ and Real Acting™ in the precious few hours away from my family and job. I want cheap thrills, constant action, involved-but-not-super-complex plots, and cheesy but lovable characters.
From "Play worlds, not rules"

SavageSchemer

Quote from: Razor 007;1088479How about, "Queers with Fears"?

Or, "Freaks & Geeks"?

Or, "Men No More"?

Dangerhair and Demasculation
The more clichéd my group plays their characters, the better. I don't want Deep Drama™ and Real Acting™ in the precious few hours away from my family and job. I want cheap thrills, constant action, involved-but-not-super-complex plots, and cheesy but lovable characters.
From "Play worlds, not rules"

kythri

Communists & Cucks?

Pansies & Progressives?

Slacktivists & Snowflakes?

Hipsters & Hypocrites?

GeekyBugle

Quote from: kythri;1088482Communists & Cucks?

Pansies & Progressives?

Slacktivists & Snowflakes?

Hipsters & Hypocrites?

Hipsters & Hypocrites sounds nice, we could totally make a hack of their favourite game "Lassers & Feelings" with a module/setting called MAGA Country. Reeeeeeeeeeing guaranteed.
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

Razor 007

I may have started the thread, but I appreciate everyone chipping in to make this a group effort here.  

We need a writer with the guts to do it!!!

I just can't wait to see it in print.  I will purchase a hardcover, myself.
I need you to roll a perception check.....

GeekyBugle

Quote from: Razor 007;1088484I may have started the thread, but I appreciate everyone chipping in to make this a group effort here.  

We need a writer with the guts to do it!!!

I just can't wait to see it in print.  I will purchase a hardcover, myself.

I can't help anonymously, and on a limited capacity, currently writing my own cyberpunk heart breaker.

If you want to write it I can suggest several simple games to base it on. Vieja Escuela, TBH, BoL.
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

Razor 007

Quote from: GeekyBugle;1088486I can't help anonymously, and on a limited capacity, currently writing my own cyberpunk heart breaker.

If you want to write it I can suggest several simple games to base it on. Vieja Escuela, TBH, BoL.


We have pretty much rolled out the red carpet for the RPGPundit; if he's interested.....
I need you to roll a perception check.....

antiochcow

I don't have time myself to write it all out, but I can do layout and such.