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Since PF is open gaming content.... let's create SJWfinder the RPG!!!

Started by Razor 007, May 07, 2019, 05:27:22 PM

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nope

Quote from: Godfather Punk;1088011[video=youtube;q-SJFeDG-sA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-SJFeDG-sA[/youtube]

:p LMAO! Perfect!

Thornhammer

Quote from: Armchair Gamer;1087331No one. It's a consensual, magical hivemind that strives to incorporate everyone, celebrating all forms of biological and sexual diversity while at the same time adapting them to conform to the perfect ideals of the cooperative ...

   (Yes, I do think that the Borg Collective is a natural endpoint of social-progressive thought. :) )

Sure.  But there is ALWAYS someone who is just a little more equal than everyone else...

Also, add Paranoia Secret Society mechanic.  Everybody has some sort of Problematic thing they like and are trying to forward, but if they get caught it is an immediate unpersoning.

Spinachcat

Quote from: Thornhammer;1088064Also, add Paranoia Secret Society mechanic.  Everybody has some sort of Problematic thing they like and are trying to forward, but if they get caught it is an immediate unpersoning.

I'm gonna pee from laughing! That's awesome!

Mankcam

I rarely comment here, but this thread is one of the funniest things I've read for a long time, heh heh! :D

Razor 007

OSR Edition:

"Lamentations of the Woke"
"Lesbian Lord"
"Shadow of the Drag Queen"
I need you to roll a perception check.....

GeekyBugle

I'm disappointed in all of you, so many great minds and nobody thought of the Bikelock of Tolerance? With a single swing it cracks 17 skulls of the unwoke infusing them with tolerance and inclusiveness thus turning them woke.
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

Jaeger

Quote from: GeekyBugle;1088286... Bikelock of Tolerance: With a single swing it cracks 17 skulls of the unwoke infusing them with tolerance and inclusiveness thus turning them woke.

The bikelock has also been imbued with a geas of non-prosecution. Rendering its user immune to any serious legal consequences for using the lock on non compliant NAZI's...
"The envious are not satisfied with equality; they secretly yearn for superiority and revenge."

The select quote function is your friend: Right-Click and Highlight the text you want to quote. The - Quote Selected Text - button appears. You're welcome.

SavageSchemer

Quote from: Jaeger;1088363The bikelock has also been imbued with a geas of non-prosecution. Rendering its user immune to any serious legal consequences for using the lock on non compliant NAZI's...

It also has the side-effect of leaving the newly Woke with non-natural, brightly-colored hair.
The more clichéd my group plays their characters, the better. I don't want Deep Drama™ and Real Acting™ in the precious few hours away from my family and job. I want cheap thrills, constant action, involved-but-not-super-complex plots, and cheesy but lovable characters.
From "Play worlds, not rules"

GeekyBugle

Quote from: Jaeger;1088363The bikelock has also been imbued with a geas of non-prosecution. Rendering its user immune to any serious legal consequences for using the lock on non compliant NAZI's...

Of course, how didn't I think of that!

Quote from: SavageSchemer;1088364It also has the side-effect of leaving the newly Woke with non-natural, brightly-colored hair.

Well yes, we can't have the woke looking like nazis can we?
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

Franky

The PCs... well nPC's really, will need monsters to fight.

How about the scariest monster of all, The Sea Lion.

GeekyBugle

Quote from: Franky;1088416The PCs... well nPC's really, will need monsters to fight.

How about the scariest monster of all, The Sea Lion.

I would have thought the scariest monster would be a Cis, white, straight male?
Quote from: Rhedyn

Here is why this forum tends to be so stupid. Many people here think Joe Biden is "The Left", when he is actually Far Right and every US republican is just an idiot.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

― George Orwell

Crawford Tillinghast

Quote from: Franky;1088416The PCs... well nPC's really, will need monsters to fight.

How about the scariest monster of all, The Sea Lion.

I hang out on alt history boards, where they hate talking about Operation Sealion.  I have to do a doubletake when Sea Lions are discussed here.

Same thing with ICE on RPG discussion boards:
"I HATE ICE!"
"  When did Iron Crown pee in your cornflakes?

"Oh!  Those guys!"

So new monster:  ICEmen!

SavageSchemer

The more clichéd my group plays their characters, the better. I don't want Deep Drama™ and Real Acting™ in the precious few hours away from my family and job. I want cheap thrills, constant action, involved-but-not-super-complex plots, and cheesy but lovable characters.
From "Play worlds, not rules"

Crawford Tillinghast

#134
Quote from: SavageSchemer;1088462There absolute HAS to be a monster called MAGA!

"You" as in "Not me, not like me."  You can't have orcs, that's racist!

So SJWfinder has MAGA (not!orcs) as the race of irredeemable not quite people.  They are directly ripped off from the "rednecks" of Macho Women With Guns.

EDIT:  I wonder if they wave Confederate Battle Flags?