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3) Oil of Slipperiness

Started by Gabriel, March 22, 2007, 11:30:58 AM

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Gabriel

March 22, 2007, 11:30:58 AM
Part 3 in the continuing series of common D&D items that make 13 year olds giggle.

What would YOU do with Oil of Slipperiness?

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March 22, 2007, 06:07:11 PM
Quote from: GabrielPart 3 in the continuing series of common D&D items that make 13 year olds giggle.

What would YOU do with Oil of Slipperiness?
Psssh.  Fall down a lot, 'the most part.
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fonkaygarry

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March 22, 2007, 10:38:46 PM
Push a 10'x10' block of granite everywhere I go.
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Gunslinger

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March 22, 2007, 10:47:39 PM
Surf the internet for porn.
 

C.W.Richeson

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March 22, 2007, 10:48:42 PM
Be prepared to coat myself with it every fight, as grapple focused characters inevitably go after my wizard/sorcerer.
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Gabriel

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March 22, 2007, 11:21:20 PM
Quote from: fonkaygarryPush a 10'x10' block of granite everywhere I go.

For fun or profit?

Or is it to discover those 10' deep and 10' wide pits?

fonkaygarry

#6
March 23, 2007, 04:10:40 AM
Quote from: GabrielOr is it to discover those 10' deep and 10' wide pits?
I was actually thinking of using it to play air hockey.

For keeps.
teamchimp: I'm doing problem sets concerning inbreeding and effective population size.....I absolutely know this will get me the hot bitches.

My jiujitsu is no match for sharks, ninjas with uzis, and hot lava. Somehow I persist. -Fat Cat

"I do believe; help my unbelief!" -Mark 9:24

Hastur T. Fannon

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March 23, 2007, 06:17:11 AM
Quote from: fonkaygarryI was actually thinking of using to play air hockey.

How much damage do you think one of those things would do?
 

fonkaygarry

#8
March 23, 2007, 06:19:23 AM
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonHow much damage do you think one of those things would do?
I guess you could consider it a thrown weapon...  I really have no idea. :D

EDIT: In the real world, I imagine there would be no shortage of things I could take out with it.
teamchimp: I'm doing problem sets concerning inbreeding and effective population size.....I absolutely know this will get me the hot bitches.

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"I do believe; help my unbelief!" -Mark 9:24

JamesV

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March 23, 2007, 07:16:36 AM
I would make the world's most awesome slip n' slide.
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