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Weirdest Monster you ever fought?

Started by RPGPundit, February 19, 2010, 10:24:41 AM

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February 19, 2010, 10:24:41 AM
What was it? Can it beat the dread Gazebo?

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February 19, 2010, 10:53:24 AM
Steven Seagal.  I didn't see that one coming.  I imagine he would rock The Gazebo.
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February 19, 2010, 02:26:14 PM
Quote from: RPGPundit;361565What was it? Can it beat the dread Gazebo?

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Can anything beat the dread Gazebo?

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February 19, 2010, 04:08:22 PM
Quote from: Malvor;361624Can anything beat the dread Gazebo?
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#4
February 19, 2010, 05:19:36 PM
I had a character fight a tapestry one time.  It wasn't THAT weird, it was some sort of extradimensional trap containing a greater shadow basalisk or something.  As I recall... I died, though it was a close fight (if the GM had ever allowed me to get any magic weapons remotely applicable to my level it would have gone the other way...seriously: 10th level and I'm using a non-masterwork sword?)

That aside, I once had to deal with Bugs Bunny, and shortly after than Elmer Fudd. I gave them both the same directions

'You go Thataway until you get off the map...'

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#5
February 20, 2010, 03:06:07 AM
A yapok.
 
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February 20, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Malvor;361624Can anything beat the dread Gazebo?

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