Most Immature Behavior

Lynn · October 20, 2012, 10:52:38 PM

Junior high, 1978. Half the critical hits from GMs were to the groin, more than just girdles swapped genders, and love potions made you fall in love with the ugliest guy in the room. One GM decided that all elves were bi or gay.

mcbobbo · October 20, 2012, 11:09:37 PM

Quote from: Gib;593491The fussy ones love to cry and play the victim card.

I'm not the one with the ignore list, ya big baby.

Seriously, Big Vagina, if you don't have anything to contribute, go have your circlejerk in some other thread. k, thanks, bye.

taustin · October 20, 2012, 11:44:19 PM

Quote from: Libertad;593405While DMing a game in high school, a player came up with the plan to start jerking off in public to serve as a distraction for the rest of the party. The idea got vetoed.

Was this a plan for the player, or his character?

jeff37923 · October 21, 2012, 01:46:50 AM

Quote from: Lynn;593553Junior high, 1978. One GM decided that all elves were bi or gay.

I ran into something similar where the GM decided that all Bards were gay. Except this was about 6 years ago and the GM was in his late twenties.

That was the same game where, after the group taking a vote and overwhelmingly deciding to cast Raise Dead on my deceased bard (even though we were only 4th level and could barely afford it), while I had to skip the last part of the game so I could go to work - the Player with the lone dissenting vote took my PCs corpse and set it on fire then scattered the ashes in a river to ensure that the Bard could not return.

Aos · October 21, 2012, 02:02:08 AM

Quote from: mcbobbo;593558I'm not the one with the ignore list, ya big baby.

Seriously, Big Vagina, if you don't have anything to contribute, go have your circlejerk in some other thread. k, thanks, bye.

I'll do what I please, weepy.

Black Vulmea · October 21, 2012, 02:48:05 PM

Quote from: mcbobbo;593558Seriously, Big Vagina, if you don't have anything to contribute, go have your circlejerk in some other thread.

Let's review.

You asked a question.

Quote from: mcbobbo;592365What are some examples of immature behavior you've seen at your tables over the years . . . ?

And I answered the question - with the caveat that it wasn't my table, thank goodness - with an example of what is, to me, immature behavior by gamers.

If you can't deal with the fact that you and your wife are that example, perhaps you should think twice about the questions you ask, dumbass.

Either way, getting pissed about it simply underscores my point.

Libertad · October 22, 2012, 10:39:36 AM

Quote from: taustin;593575Was this a plan for the player, or his character?

Character, thank God.

Bill · October 22, 2012, 11:34:41 AM

Quote from: Lynn;593553Junior high, 1978. Half the critical hits from GMs were to the groin, more than just girdles swapped genders, and love potions made you fall in love with the ugliest guy in the room. One GM decided that all elves were bi or gay.

Metrosexual perhaps, but not all are bi or gay.

Elves make the best boy bands as well.

But more on topic, I did encounter a DM once that had people roll on a chart he wrote up to determine sexual performance.

Sacrosanct · October 22, 2012, 11:56:20 AM

Quote from: Bill;593954But more on topic, I did encounter a DM once that had people roll on a chart he wrote up to determine sexual performance.

Oh gawd. I remember rolling for dick size.

Bill · October 22, 2012, 03:52:39 PM

Quote from: Sacrosanct;593963Oh gawd. I remember rolling for dick size.

That's when you want to roll a natural 20

Fiasco · October 22, 2012, 04:48:21 PM

Quote from: Sacrosanct;593963Oh gawd. I remember rolling for dick size.

Indeed yes. I suspect there was a slight touch of FATAL in a lot of early teen D&D games. Thank god we grew out of it fast.

The Were-Grognard · October 23, 2012, 04:06:18 PM

Quote from: Benoist;592518Did you accept him back?

Actually, yes, but he didn't return for any further sessions, which was fine by me. To his credit, he didn't storm out in a huff a second time.

The Were-Grognard · October 23, 2012, 04:09:09 PM

Quote from: Sacrosanct;593963Oh gawd. I remember rolling for dick size.

I was reading Judge's Guild's Ready Ref Sheets the other day, and this reminds me of the female...err...attribute tables.

I guess it was a different time.

Doctor Jest · October 23, 2012, 04:13:52 PM

Quote from: Lynn;593553Junior high

I'm not sure Junior High stories should qualify. Everyone is, by definition, immature then.

QuoteOne GM decided that all elves were bi or gay.

How could you tell the difference?

Lynn · October 23, 2012, 09:48:58 PM

Quote from: Doctor Jest;594300I'm not sure Junior High stories should qualify. Everyone is, by definition, immature then.

Relative measurement - it is immature if at the age, you should know better.

Quote from: Doctor Jest;594300How could you tell the difference?

The game that mostly comes to mind is one in which I was playing one of two elves in the party, and apparently we all had gaydar.