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Is 5e really going to be called D&D Next???

Started by Spinachcat, February 05, 2014, 02:45:28 AM

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JollyRB

My vote is for D&D: Throwback.

And I mean that in the best possible way.
 

Mistwell

Just call it Advanced Dungeons and Dragons

Spinachcat

Quote from: JollyRB;730544My vote is for D&D: Throwback.

So it becomes playable if I throwback enough vodka shots?

Opaopajr

Well there's that underrepresented music demographic in D&D star fandom: Rap. If we called it D&D:Holla Back we might even get Jay Z to promote it. He was heavily involved in The Great Gatsby remake, you know.
:p
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman

Ralph The Dog

Quote from: Black Vulmea;729433Serio.

Please, tell me someone with actual marketing experience is gonna put the brakes on this at some point.

Best name the PR folks could come up with, D&D 5th Edition-Start Bitching, tested poorly.

Sacrosanct

Quote from: Opaopajr;730614Well there's that underrepresented music demographic in D&D star fandom: Rap. If we called it D&D:Holla Back we might even get Jay Z to promote it. He was heavily involved in The Great Gatsby remake, you know.
:p

Ice T is apparently doing audio D&D books remember.... ;)
D&D is not an "everyone gets a ribbon" game.  If you\'re stupid, your PC will die.  If you\'re an asshole, your PC will die (probably from the other PCs).  If you\'re unlucky, your PC may die.  Point?  PC\'s die.  Get over it and roll up a new one.

Opaopajr

Dammit D&D! Already with the soft drinks and rap stars... I give and I give but apparently you have already done it. What's left, wood burning sets and shrinky dinks?!
:mad:
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman

Sacrosanct

Quote from: Opaopajr;730666Dammit D&D! Already with the soft drinks and rap stars... I give and I give but apparently you have already done it. What's left, wood burning sets and shrinky dinks?!
:mad:

I'll take the wood burning sets and shrinky dinks if it means I also get cartoons and action figures.
D&D is not an "everyone gets a ribbon" game.  If you\'re stupid, your PC will die.  If you\'re an asshole, your PC will die (probably from the other PCs).  If you\'re unlucky, your PC may die.  Point?  PC\'s die.  Get over it and roll up a new one.

Emperor Norton

Quote from: Sacrosanct;730670I'll take the wood burning sets and shrinky dinks if it means I also get cartoons and action figures.

http://www.hasbro.com/kre-o/en_US/shop/details.cfm?R=DCA19949-5056-9047-F557-8EEEC30EE9B6:en_US

I'm actually honestly looking forward to this line.

Black Vulmea

Quote from: Opaopajr;730666What's left, wood burning sets and shrinky dinks?!
Okay, I read that as 'shrinky dicks' on the first pass, which suggested the marketing phrase, 'D&D Next! It's like ice water on your junk!'



Once my brain corrected itself, that gave me an idea: shrinky dink miniatures. Draw your character, and turn it into a plastic mini for the tabletop.

If the polystyrene sheets can survive a trip through a printer, you could copy any image you want onto them.
"Of course five generic Kobolds in a plain room is going to be dull. Making it potentially not dull is kinda the GM\'s job." - #Ladybird, theRPGsite

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ACS

hagbard

Quote from: Black Vulmea;731158Okay, I read that as 'shrinky dicks' on the first pass, which suggested the marketing phrase, 'D&D Next! It's like ice water on your junk!'



Once my brain corrected itself, that gave me an idea: shrinky dink miniatures. Draw your character, and turn it into a plastic mini for the tabletop.

If the polystyrene sheets can survive a trip through a printer, you could copy any image you want onto them.

They do sell shrinky dinks for inkjets:

http://makezine.com/2009/06/26/how-to-shrinky-dink-gaming-minis/

Black Vulmea

Quote from: hagbard;731186They do sell shrinky dinks for inkjets . . .
Yup, ordered them about a half-hour ago.
"Of course five generic Kobolds in a plain room is going to be dull. Making it potentially not dull is kinda the GM\'s job." - #Ladybird, theRPGsite

Really Bad Eggs - swashbuckling roleplaying games blog  | Promise City - Boot Hill campaign blog

ACS

hagbard

Quote from: Black Vulmea;731190Yup, ordered them about a half-hour ago.

I've just been using binder clips as stands, but kind of interested in the stands they sell on their site. For larger figures, they probably wouldn't work.

Omega

Maybee they are teaming up with Pepsi as I just saw today a Pepsi: Next bottle a game member brought in and left by accident.

What happens if you spill Pepsi Next on your D&D Next? Do they alchemically combine to form a homunculus?

trechriron

Quote from: Omega;731320...

What happens if you spill Pepsi Next on your D&D Next? Do they alchemically combine to form a homunculus?

No dude. A Nextus!!
Trentin C Bergeron (trechriron)
Bard, Creative & RPG Enthusiast

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