I think the centaur has the advantage with body mass, but is probably a relative light weight when it comes to falling down drunk.
It's more equal between the other two, but I give it to the dwarf because the satyr will lose interest first. The satyr will consider it a splendid idea to take a nap, while the obsessive determined dwarf will keep on until unconscious.
What do you guys think?
I would bet on the satyr, but the real winners would be those in attendance watching this epicness.
Quote from: Ron Maiden on March 29, 2023, 04:29:16 PM
I would bet on the satyr, but the real winners would be those in attendance watching this epicness.
Too true.
It's the centaur and it's not even close. A horse might be able to outdrink the satyr and the dwarf just by virtue of being so big, but I'm pretty sure the centaur has two livers. Parallel processing!
Quote from: Venka on March 29, 2023, 05:43:30 PM
It's the centaur and it's not even close. A horse might be able to outdrink the satyr and the dwarf just by virtue of being so big, but I'm pretty sure the centaur has two livers. Parallel processing!
LOL true. But among the things centaurs are notorious for is being drunkards, and not being able to handle being drunk.
I'll give you the double liver though. A slow drinking challenge should be to centaurin advantage.
Centaurs have the body mass advantage but they show up to the contest stone drunk. The satyr's already drunk as well but as their patron god is the god of wine they can handle more. The dwarf, would out drink them, but to his mind the wine's weak and there's not much point in drinking enough of it to win the contest. So I'd go with the Satyr.