Quote from: KrakaJakI had a child DeathKnight who used a scythe on a chain as a weapon. He marched hundreds of children into a circle around him, swung his chain around in a circle , cutting all their throats in one motion. Their blood poored out of their necks and into the earth, turning it to ash and creating a shadowland.
 
Not one to waste a good child corpse. He stretched them out and built them into a geiger-esque Abbyssal Manse. Brought to a semblance of life with essence, there were quite a few half exposed children crying tears of blood, with the occasional one screaming a burst of essence that collected at the center of the manse into a hearthstone. The hearthstone looked like a chrystalized swirl of ichor and bile.

Quote from: SigmundOddly enough, this doesn't disturb me nearly as much as the guy giving a whole ship of pirates hose-service. What does that mean?

Quote from: KrakaJakJust that you are more uncomfortable with homosexual gratification/domination than with massive child murder/exploitation.
 
At least you have you priorities straight (gay?).

Quote from: SigmundOh. I feel better now.

Quote from: fonkaygarryI think aversion therapy is in order.  

Avail yourself of as many gay dance clubs as possible, hurling yourself like a javelin into the swirling sea of oiled, muscular torsos.

Just stay out of the bathroom.

Quote from: Mr. Analytical- when captured by pirates the party were in the process of starving to death, one of the players offered to blow the entire ship's crew in return for some food.  He was fed and then proceded to give half the pirate ship head at which point he failed a CON roll, threw up and then ate his own vomit before going down on the rest of the ship.

Quote from: KrakaJakI had a child DeathKnight who used a scythe on a chain as a weapon. He marched hundreds of children into a circle around him, swung his chain around in a circle , cutting all their throats in one motion. Their blood poored out of their necks and into the earth, turning it to ash and creating a shadowland.

Quote from: Mr. AnalyticalYeah, my swiss group went through a weird gross-out phase that included such other gems as:

 -Having a bunch of old men buy the party a congratulatory drink at the end of the adventure only to drug the drinks and rape the party while they were unconscious (and people complain about CRPGs where villagers gouge the adventurers on equipment).

and

 - when captured by pirates the party were in the process of starving to death, one of the players offered to blow the entire ship's crew in return for some food.  He was fed and then proceded to give half the pirate ship head at which point he failed a CON roll, threw up and then ate his own vomit before going down on the rest of the ship.

Perhaps unsurprisingly both of these little mishaps originated from the same player (once as a GM and then as a player).

He's now married with kids so I guess his sexuality is above question :/

Quote from: Mr. AnalyticalBizarrely not.

We didn't need actual rule-support to do the sick stuff.

I did once make everyone roll up FATAL physical characteristics for their characters.  Turned out the rules were heavily biased towards short fat guys with huge nipples and very acommodating back-passages.  I guess the authors thought they were the physical norm.