What?
What's the scary, possibly slightly funny, improbable thing that charging down the hillside intent on destroying the village, in your ideal kickass fantasy game?
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Kender.
!i!
Hotentotts?
Quote from: Ian Absentia;397150Kender.
!i!
lol absolutely
At least until you realize that in your old school game, they get a +3 racial bonus to strike with their short bows.
Druids...
(http://www.corkchamber.ie/galleryimages/26164868bce8c73a1.jpg)
In "Gatecrashers", a cross genre RPG made a long time ago by a company called, I believe, hot tub dragon, they had swarm creatures called "Golf balls from hell" that looked like golf balls with little demonic eyes and mouths.
Quote from: David Johansen;397156Hotentotts?
Goddammit.
The spanish inquisition.
Because no one expects it!
The PC's angry mothers.
Seriously. It has happened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkyR0ep9AI8
Rabbids.
...drunken rioting union-busting clones.
- Ed C.
Carnivorous, rabid sheep.
Don't laugh, someone made a horror movie based upon the idea. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/)
For a very silly game use all of these suggestions at the same time!
Quote from: jeff37923;397212Carnivorous, rabid sheep.
Don't laugh, someone made a horror movie based upon the idea. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/)
Might as well use rabbits (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Lepus) then.
Vampire Kobolds.
Got the idea listening to a re-vamp they did for a D&D CRPG, where they added a (optional) 9HD Vampire Kobold to the second level of a dungeon, just to mess with players.
Townsfolk were a little blaise about the Kobold raids, generally turning them away before they got to the second wall. Not that game! :p
Murlocs.
drunken fighting men...be it knights, barbarians, or what have you. They're drunk, full of piss, and ready to continue drinking, break things, and leave the place far worse than they found it. They can't be reasoned with, have ridiculous mood swings, and won't remember anything the next day.
(inspired by college years of annoying drunk friends showing up ready to "party" at 3 a.m. the night before major tests, or when I simply had no desire to join them.)
Quote from: jeff37923;397212Carnivorous, rabid sheep.
Don't laugh, someone made a horror movie based upon the idea. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/)
Such a great movie.
Quote from: Peregrin;397254Such a great movie.
You ought to love "night of the lepus" then...
Midgit Lucha Libre wrestlers!
Hmm, is that too much like Kender?
...carnivorous, insanely humaonoid, clam-things!
Deadites
or Hell Goats!
For those who had the pleasure of watching Jeux Sans Frontieres in their youth what could be more feared than the cry of "Here come the Belgians".
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeux_Sans_Fronti%C3%A8res)