Dwarf Chicks

J Arcane · February 16, 2007, 05:03:20 AM

Melinglor · February 16, 2007, 05:05:17 AM

Quote from: O'BorgI spent many, many years playing around in a fantasy RP chat that was uncannily similar to EOI

That's pretty much my experience as well, with the exception of me running screaming after about two days.

David R · February 16, 2007, 05:36:03 AM

Well JA, they are small, strong women...like I said, could be attractive in a Lili Taylor kind of way ( at least in WoW, I don't think in regular D&D they are like this)

Regards,
David R

Silverlion · February 16, 2007, 01:44:59 PM

Quote from: David RWell JA, they are small, strong women...like I said, could be attractive in a Lili Taylor kind of way ( at least in WoW, I don't think in regular D&D they are like this)

Regards,
David R

The first three pictures for WOW though are GNOMES, not Dwarves...the bottom two are Dwarves.

Melinglor · February 16, 2007, 01:51:50 PM

Well, they are all pretty sweet. Not sure where Dave's getting the Lili Taylor comparison though.

O'Borg · February 16, 2007, 05:32:58 PM

Quote from: J Arcane

Not exactly Oblivion level graphics, is it?
That actually puts me off the game, they're far too cutesy

J Arcane · February 16, 2007, 05:47:20 PM

QuoteNot exactly Oblivion level graphics, is it?

Silverlion · February 16, 2007, 05:48:01 PM

Quote from: O'BorgNot exactly Oblivion level graphics, is it?
That actually puts me off the game, they're far too cutesy

A common complaint actually. (and LOTR Online as is proper has no Dwarf women.)

Jared A. Sorensen · February 16, 2007, 08:18:03 PM

Quote from: SilverlionA common complaint actually. (and LOTR Online as is proper has no Dwarf women.)

True! And as a former developer, I can attest to many a conversation about female dwarves and the lack thereof. There's no official answer, AFAIK, and all the mention of bearded dwarf women is all heresay, speculation and rumor including Aragorn's comment in the LoTR movies).

But that's LoTR. D&D 3*e's female dwarves don't have beards, as you can tell from the game's artwork.

The real question: do dwarf women have penises?

Dr Rotwang! · February 17, 2007, 06:47:24 AM

Quote from: Jared A. SorensenThe real question: do dwarf women have penises?

No, but they have hammers.

WAIT! Why am I even THINKING about this?! AUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!

Melan · February 17, 2007, 09:15:23 AM

Quote from: J Arcane

Bwahahahahaha! That's pathetic on that 13-years-old level of "if I draw spikes, skulls and red on it, it becomes KEWL!". :rolleyes:

Imperator · February 17, 2007, 09:24:37 AM

Quote from: MelanBwahahahahaha! That's pathetic on that 13-years-old level of "if I draw spikes, skulls and red on it, it becomes KEWL!". :rolleyes:

Most graphic designers in WoW must be retarded 13 year old, as you get more powerful items they get more idiotic and ugly.

Bradford C. Walker · February 17, 2007, 09:31:23 AM

Oh yes, the various armor sets for higher-level characters range from fugly to downright moronic in design- especially the shoulders.

O'Borg · February 17, 2007, 09:54:32 AM

Quote from: MelanBwahahahahaha! That's pathetic on that 13-years-old level of "if I draw spikes, skulls and red on it, it becomes KEWL!". :rolleyes:

Maybe it was designed to hit WoW's target audience of 13 year olds, and deliberately not look too like a serious game to Concerned D'n'D-is-Evil Parents?

O'Borg · February 17, 2007, 09:56:39 AM

In comparison to one of my Oblivion characters :

Thats a full set of Glass Armour (minus helm) which is the best of the Light Armours you can get in the standard game. With a few permanent effect enchantments her armour is way above the game-max of 85% without helmet or sheild.
I'd prefer a few more armour styles really. I ought to go see what MODs are available.