170) A scold's bridle.
171) Tiny two-minute hourglass.
172) Twenty-sided dice (Glass, Roman-style).
173) Pocket mirror that reflects men as women and vice-versa.
174) Astrolabe.
175) One of the Vampire Queen's long black satin gloves (Left hand).
176) The Book of Common Prayer. Pocket-sized. Wedding, funeral, and baptismal rites shared by all Lawful religions.
177) Opera glasses.
178) 1d100' of high-strength fishing line.
179) Vial of a hag's bile.
180) A Witch's thimble.
181) Swank leather dice cup.
182) Stolen communion wafer from the Church of Violence.
183) Single piece of goblin candy. Hard as a rock & tastes like paint thinner drunk from a dirty ashtray.
184) Single gold piece with no monarch profiled on it. Dated seven years in the future.
185) A tooth from a megalodon.
186) Bronze coin. Grey-market shadow currency. Bears the profile of the King of Beggars.
187) Bronze coin. Grey-market shadow currency. Bears the profile of the Queen of Whores.
188) Bronze coin. Grey-market shadow currency. Bears the black spade symbol of the Prince of Murderers.
189) Single playing card stolen from the private game room of the King of Gamblers.  
190) A matchbook with 1d10 modern-style matches. "Compliments of the Knave & Badger Social Club".

Jump in, people, only 810 to go.

It is cool stuff.

You could also combine two for more weirdness...

6048 - A glass eye filled with water in which a clockwork goldfish swims.
3676 - A vest with 100 pockets, one of which holds a four leaf clover.
2991 - A pair of old socks pinned together with a needle that never bends.

I figured this would turn out to be very popular.

191: A pocket watch with a strange design of interlinked circles on it. Sometimes it whispers to you about time and space.
192: A cane made from an exotic mummified snake.
193: A manuscript of a dwarven poem about a couple who debate whether to go against the will of their clans for love. Ultimately they decide not to.
194: A book of pressed flowers.
195: A small vial containing pure dirt from the elemental plane of Earth.
196: An copper piece with a bearded king that no one recognizes on one side and a columned temple on the other.
197: The fishhook-sized barb from the stinger of a giant bee
198: Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
199: A kobold tooth with a rune etched into it.
200: A gilded robin's egg.

201: A childrens book with a pressed faerie between the pages...

Quote from: Omega;768332201: A childrens book with a pressed faerie between the pages...

A "pressed faerie"? Hmm...

Quote from: Marleycat;768352A "pressed faerie"? Hmm...

My youngest sister had one of the Lady Cottington's Pressed Fairy books way back when they first came out.

I think random tables are really useful, and the ones seen so far in 5e all look really good (I like the personality and background tables in Basic as well). I'm playing Basic next week and the first thing I'm going to do is roll openly on each of the tables and RP whatever I end up with.

202) Tin box containing the toenail clippings of a forgotten saint.
203) Single nail from the gallows of the most infamous killer who ever lived.
204) A single 1980's arcade token from our world.
205) Cog from one of the goblin machines on the lowest level of the megadungeon that pump down air & pump out water. Heavy as lead, tough as mithril, floats in water.
206) Small card marked "Get out of jail FREE" in Common. King's official stamp or good forgery thereof on back.
207) Steel washer on a string.
208) "Magic 8-Ball". Answers are "YES", "NO", "MAYBE" and "FIND A WOMAN AND GET A REAL JOB".
209) Bronze coin. Grey-market shadow currency. Bears the profile of the Prince of Spies.
210) Bronze coin. Grey-market shadow currency. Bears the profile of the Duke of Blackmail.
211) Bronze coin. Grey-market shadow currency. Bears the profile of the Baroness of Kidnappers.
212) Crossbow built for a small child, an artifact of the shameful Virgin's Crusade. 1d4 damage. Disadvantage vs. metal armor.
213) A once-awesome wizard's wand. All the charges have been used up, no longer magical.
214) Single cheap chrome shuriken. 1d3 damage. Disadvantage vs. metal armor.
215) Tarnished old dog whistle. Can only be heard by mad or rabid dogs.
216) Pamphlet announcing upcoming show by Brusker & Piemoore, a controversial comedy duo that consists of a fat elf and a bald dwarf.
217) Single link of a chain from the torture garden of a demon prince.
218) Origami dragon made from a (used, blank) spell scroll.
219) Tiny model ship built inside an empty potion bottle.
220) Cigar box. Empty except for an auction receipt for 162.5 GP.
221) A leaf from a treent.
222) A bolt from the neck of a flesh golem.
223) Knife made from the tooth of a purple worm.
224) Cheap hoop earring. Can be bent into a professional-grade lockpick.

Quote from: Just Another Snake Cult;768472208) "Magic 8-Ball". Answers are "YES", "NO", "MAYBE" and "FIND A WOMAN AND GET A REAL JOB".

My favorite was: "Outlook Not So Good."

Quote from: Omega;768373My youngest sister had one of the Lady Cottington's Pressed Fairy books way back when they first came out.

I get you now, my mind went to pressed butterflies when you said that.

Quote from: dragoner;768476My favorite was: "Outlook Not So Good."

One was an NPC in a Gamma World campaign I ran. The Infinity Sphere.

QuoteA black ceramic sphere  cm in diameter with a white circle at the
"top" inside which is a black infinity symbol. The "bottom" side is
flat and set into this is a circular window within which is seen a
murky blue fluid and darkness. When turned over and the window looked
into a small blueish angular object can be seen floating up and one
triangular face will press against the window, displaying a cryptic
message. (Preferrabbly right after the person handling the artifact
or someone nearby asks a question.)

The Oracle it was said lived inside the sphere and the little icosahedron was believed a supercomputer crafted by the Ancients... Though the true meaning of its answers were now lost.

225) Vial with a single scarlet tear from a vampire.
226) Black leather domino mask once worn by the Queen of Thieves,
227) Ancient, acid-pitted doubloon from the guts of a kraken.
228) Sailor's cap worn on a voyage to a land found on no map.
229) Bell from the cap of the King of Fools.
230) A succubi's soiled panties. Reek of sulfur.
231) Cigarette lighter. FUCK COMMUNISM inscribed on side. 1d100 "Charges".
232) Dainty ladies wrist-length glove. Scaled to the size of a storm giant. Usable as a sack.

233) Pocket-size magnet. Attracts wood instead of steel.
234) Big noxious cigar. Orc "Tobacco" (Fungus, really) wrapped in a suicide note.
235) Chess piece taken from the war room of the demon general Zhaegor, Secretary of Offence for the Pitiless Kingdom of Razors and Knight of the Demon Warp.