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D&D 2025 Heroes of the Borderlands Starter Set preview...

Started by RNGm, March 04, 2025, 06:46:31 PM

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RNGm

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March 09, 2025, 04:38:55 PM
Quote from: blackstone on March 09, 2025, 04:28:10 PMIn this version of Keep on the Borderlands, the party plays medieval social workers sent to the Caves of Chaos to apologize for all the wrongs done to the inhabitants. Side quests will involve:
- Creating a statue in the name of one of the orcs who was killed by insensitive adventurers
- Building a 'safe room' where inhabitants can go if they feel they have been triggered or misgendered
- Developing DEI programs to help eliminate microaggressions and teach about topics such as personal pronouns and the non-binary nature of gender
- Throwing a squalling fit when the party learns of the coronation of Ronaldus Magnus, new ruler over the Keep on the Borderlands
- Witnessing actual bands of real adventurers venturing into the Caves of Chaos to undo all the stupid crap the party has done in the 5.5 version of this adventure location.

You forgot the most important part, you bigot... adventurers paying reparations to the denizens of the borderlands to make up for decades of looting.   DO BETTER!   :)

Man at Arms

#31
March 10, 2025, 02:50:51 PM
Quote from: blackstone on March 09, 2025, 04:28:10 PMIn this version of Keep on the Borderlands, the party plays medieval social workers sent to the Caves of Chaos to apologize for all the wrongs done to the inhabitants. Side quests will involve:
- Creating a statue in the name of one of the orcs who was killed by insensitive adventurers
- Building a 'safe room' where inhabitants can go if they feel they have been triggered or misgendered
- Developing DEI programs to help eliminate microaggressions and teach about topics such as personal pronouns and the non-binary nature of gender
- Throwing a squalling fit when the party learns of the coronation of Ronaldus Magnus, new ruler over the Keep on the Borderlands
- Witnessing actual bands of real adventurers venturing into the Caves of Chaos to undo all the stupid crap the party has done in the 5.5 version of this adventure location.


Funny stuff.  Good work.
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