This just makes me want to roll up a newspaper and swat the inventor across the nose while loudly saying, "NO!"
The evolution of the pop-o-matic bubble is now. (NSFW) (https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/614770978/d20-twerk-o-matic-booty-dice-butt-plug?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=dice+twerk&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&col=1&fbclid=IwAR1pZmLRzC_B99J7xpmKaUGNxxx3aZ3qOsOp6jW23d4btXT4P1tYPldgjUc)
Amber DRPG had diceless sex toys before it was even published; another way it was ahead of its time...
Quote from: jeff37923;1106315This just makes me want to roll up a newspaper and swat the inventor across the nose while loudly saying, "NO!"
The evolution of the pop-o-matic bubble is now. (NSFW) (https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/614770978/d20-twerk-o-matic-booty-dice-butt-plug?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=dice+twerk&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&col=1&fbclid=IwAR1pZmLRzC_B99J7xpmKaUGNxxx3aZ3qOsOp6jW23d4btXT4P1tYPldgjUc)
Kinda makes sense if you're playing Gor, though. :D
well thats different.
Quote from: CRKrueger;1106320Kinda makes sense if you're playing Gor, though. :D
LOL! Somebody summon Grim Jim!!
"OK folks all saves have to be made by twerking the dice-rolling butt plug or you auto-fail. I want you to FEEL the butthurt."
Funny, it says it's actually a popular item.
I wonder how one would use that at an table. Something along the lines of "oooh gooood I just rolled a CRITICAL!" or something along those lines.
I won't lie, someone using one of these to roll at the table seems like a good reason tor me to tap an X-card.
LOL. Imagine a table equipped with these. The GM shouts "everyone, roll initiative!" :eek:
Quote from: jeff37923;1106315This just makes me want to roll up a newspaper and swat the inventor across the nose while loudly saying, "NO!"
The evolution of the pop-o-matic bubble is now. (NSFW) (https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/614770978/d20-twerk-o-matic-booty-dice-butt-plug?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=dice+twerk&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&col=1&fbclid=IwAR1pZmLRzC_B99J7xpmKaUGNxxx3aZ3qOsOp6jW23d4btXT4P1tYPldgjUc)
I would imagine this is very popular among those who can't differentiate between RPGs and BDSM.
Quote from: GeekyBugle;1106425I would imagine this is very popular among those who can't differentiate between RPGs and BDSM.
This should be a recommended purchase with the
Consent in Gaming book. Pity the link can't be added to its DTRPG comment section.
Awesome gag gift, and wholly impractical. :p I mean how many tripod yoga poses one has to do after each pop-o-matic roll -- and then stay level to prevent the dice from being cocked (:D) -- gamers are far too lazy for such aerobics. :) A combat alone would service a platoon!
Something tells me that it would be hard for everyone to remain focused.