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Countdown to 5e

Started by 1989, May 13, 2014, 01:24:38 PM

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Sacrosanct

Quote from: Exploderwizard;749809Well we haven't managed such a feat here on earth and we are all the same species. If we can't get our collective shit together as a single species, how does a world inhabited by dozens of sentient races go about it?

Simple.  When no reasonable refutation of your point can be given, fall back on religion for the answer ;)
D&D is not an "everyone gets a ribbon" game.  If you\'re stupid, your PC will die.  If you\'re an asshole, your PC will die (probably from the other PCs).  If you\'re unlucky, your PC may die.  Point?  PC\'s die.  Get over it and roll up a new one.

Bobloblah

Obviously they don't. It's just a question of whether or not you think it matters to your game.
Best,
Bobloblah

Asking questions about the fictional game space and receiving feedback that directly guides the flow of play IS the game. - Exploderwizard

Exploderwizard

Quote from: Sacrosanct;749812Simple.  When no reasonable refutation of your point can be given, fall back on religion for the answer ;)

:rotfl:

We speak different languages because god is a dick.
Quote from: JonWakeGamers, as a whole, are much like primitive cavemen when confronted with a new game. Rather than \'oh, neat, what\'s this do?\', the reaction is to decide if it\'s a sex hole, then hit it with a rock.

Quote from: Old Geezer;724252At some point it seems like D&D is going to disappear up its own ass.

Quote from: Kyle Aaron;766997In the randomness of the dice lies the seed for the great oak of creativity and fun. The great virtue of the dice is that they come without boxed text.

Saplatt

Can someone explain to me how "Tyranny of Dragons" fits into all of this?

jadrax

Quote from: Saplatt;749826Can someone explain to me how "Tyranny of Dragons" fits into all of this?

No, because no-one knows right now.

Exploderwizard

Quote from: Saplatt;749826Can someone explain to me how "Tyranny of Dragons" fits into all of this?


I dunno. WOTC rolled a 4 maybe? :p


WOTC METAPLOT TABLE

1) Plague of Undead
2) Swarm of Goblinoids
3) Invasion of Demons
4) Tyranny of Dragons
5) Infestation of Lycanthropes
6) Devastation of Drow
Quote from: JonWakeGamers, as a whole, are much like primitive cavemen when confronted with a new game. Rather than \'oh, neat, what\'s this do?\', the reaction is to decide if it\'s a sex hole, then hit it with a rock.

Quote from: Old Geezer;724252At some point it seems like D&D is going to disappear up its own ass.

Quote from: Kyle Aaron;766997In the randomness of the dice lies the seed for the great oak of creativity and fun. The great virtue of the dice is that they come without boxed text.

Ladybird

Quote from: Exploderwizard;749830I dunno. WOTC rolled a 4 maybe? :p


WOTC METAPLOT TABLE

1) Plague of Undead
2) Swarm of Goblinoids
3) Invasion of Demons
4) Tyranny of Dragons
5) Infestation of Lycanthropes
6) Devastation of Drow

It's actually a 6 x 6 table, we've already had the Plague of Drow, and WW published Tyranny of Undead and Devastation of Lycanthropes as their own game lines.
one two FUCK YOU

Exploderwizard

Quote from: Ladybird;749834It's actually a 6 x 6 table, we've already had the Plague of Drow, and WW published Tyranny of Undead and Devastation of Lycanthropes as their own game lines.

Satire is so much less funny than real life. ;)
Quote from: JonWakeGamers, as a whole, are much like primitive cavemen when confronted with a new game. Rather than \'oh, neat, what\'s this do?\', the reaction is to decide if it\'s a sex hole, then hit it with a rock.

Quote from: Old Geezer;724252At some point it seems like D&D is going to disappear up its own ass.

Quote from: Kyle Aaron;766997In the randomness of the dice lies the seed for the great oak of creativity and fun. The great virtue of the dice is that they come without boxed text.

Old One Eye

Quote from: Saplatt;749826Can someone explain to me how "Tyranny of Dragons" fits into all of this?

It's the marquee adventure.

YourSwordisMine

Quote from: Exploderwizard;749830I dunno. WOTC rolled a 4 maybe? :p


WOTC METAPLOT TABLE

1) Plague of Undead
2) Swarm of Goblinoids
3) Invasion of Demons
4) Tyranny of Dragons
5) Infestation of Lycanthropes
6) Devastation of Drow

You forgot "A Gaggle of Giants"
Quote from: ExploderwizardStarting out as fully formed awesome and riding the awesome train across a flat plane to awesome town just doesn\'t feel like D&D. :)

Quote from: ExploderwizardThe interwebs are like Tahiti - its a magical place.

Sacrosanct

Quote from: YourSwordisMine;749869You forgot "A Gaggle of Giants"

Clutch of Kobolds
D&D is not an "everyone gets a ribbon" game.  If you\'re stupid, your PC will die.  If you\'re an asshole, your PC will die (probably from the other PCs).  If you\'re unlucky, your PC may die.  Point?  PC\'s die.  Get over it and roll up a new one.

Omega

Quote from: Exploderwizard;749809Well we haven't managed such a feat here on earth and we are all the same species. If we can't get our collective shit together as a single species, how does a world inhabited by dozens of sentient races go about it?

For the same reason we arent all playing one version of D&D.

Omega

Quote from: Saplatt;749826Can someone explain to me how "Tyranny of Dragons" fits into all of this?

Could be a holdover from where WOTC was planning to totally reboot Dragonlance.

Or could be a reboot of Council of Wyrms.

Or could be the equivalent of Dragonomicon.

Or something else weird. Like someone thought it was a neet title.

Opaopajr

Quote from: YourSwordisMine;749869You forgot "A Gaggle of Giants"

"An Exaltation of Aarakocra"
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman

YourSwordisMine

Quote from: Sacrosanct;749870Clutch of Kobolds

Quote from: Opaopajr;749885"An Exaltation of Aarakocra"

"A Billett of Bulettes"
Quote from: ExploderwizardStarting out as fully formed awesome and riding the awesome train across a flat plane to awesome town just doesn\'t feel like D&D. :)

Quote from: ExploderwizardThe interwebs are like Tahiti - its a magical place.