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Can You Make an RPG With Animal Characters Without Being "Furry"?

Started by Mordred Pendragon, December 15, 2016, 07:48:07 AM

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Necrozius

Quote from: AsenRG;935871Google found lots of titles, but I was unwilling to investigate further and get visual confirmation;).

"Necrozius silently vomited and shut down his PC..."

Mordred Pendragon

Maybe I shouldn't have made this thread, given the horrors that have unwittingly been unleashed....
Sic Semper Tyrannis

Krimson

Quote from: Doc Sammy;935875Maybe I shouldn't have made this thread, given the horrors that have unwittingly been unleashed....

Nah. Seeing people get squicked out over things that don't exist is amusing.
"Anyways, I for one never felt like it had a worse \'yiff factor\' than any other system." -- RPGPundit

Tod13

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;935711Or genetically engineered lab mice bent on world domination.

"What shall we do tonight?"

Nexus

Quote from: Necrozius;935864If there is Maus porn out there, I truly weep for humanity.

(For those unfamiliar with it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maus ).

Quote from: Opaopajr;935860Y'know, at this point in this topic's progression I look back at my contribution and reconsider. No, no I do not think it can be done any longer. Some doors once open cannot be shut.

(I now wholly suspect slash fiction or deviant art for every cartoon I have ever watched. Somewhere our there is a lusty tangle of Huckleberry and Snagglepuss while a voyeur Muttley sniggers on, and another as Snarf and Orko are doing it dangling from chandeliers, equally terrified of heights and their own budding sexuality. All animals and cartoons are now unintended porn fodder, regardless of past context, even down to tapeworms, red blood cells, and amoeba.)



Rule 34: If its exists there is porn of it. No Exceptions.

Law of Quantum Perversion corollary: If porn of the subject did not previously exist then the mere act of asking if it exists will cause such porn to recursively come into being including at least one fansite and community forum that will appear to have been extant for years.
Remember when Illinois Nazis where a joke in the Blue Brothers movie?

Democracy, meh? (538)

 "The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of whom will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next box over doesn't even have a curtain rod, or a sparrow to put on it."

Nexus

Quote from: Doc Sammy;935737As much as I dislike the whole Brony phenomenon, I'd be a fool not to do something like this!

Who cares if furries or bronies like Trench Critters? To me, they're just another group of my future paying customers!

Dolla Dolla bill, ya'll.

It worked for Hot Chicks.
Remember when Illinois Nazis where a joke in the Blue Brothers movie?

Democracy, meh? (538)

 "The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of whom will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next box over doesn't even have a curtain rod, or a sparrow to put on it."

Nexus

Quote from: Anon Adderlan;935768WE GET ASSHOLE CHIPS?!?

Sounds like a bad GI or hygiene condition...

Actually. I can't think of a take on the phrase "Asshole chips" that would be something you'd want...

It is ironic how eager some adults, approaching or well into middle age that still play Let's Pretend on a regular basis are to get on high horse and pearl clutch over others what other weirdos are doing in their free time. :D
Remember when Illinois Nazis where a joke in the Blue Brothers movie?

Democracy, meh? (538)

 "The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of whom will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next box over doesn't even have a curtain rod, or a sparrow to put on it."

Black Vulmea

Quote from: Doc Sammy;935875Maybe I shouldn't have made this thread, given the horrors that have unwittingly been unleashed....
Now you know how characters in a Lovecraft story feel, if Lovecraft wrote a story about plush-Cthulhu performing tentacle sodomy.
"Of course five generic Kobolds in a plain room is going to be dull. Making it potentially not dull is kinda the GM\'s job." - #Ladybird, theRPGsite

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ACS

crkrueger

Quote from: Black Vulmea;935902Now you know how characters in a Lovecraft story feel, if Lovecraft wrote a story about plush-Cthulhu performing tentacle sodomy.
Based on the Avatar, I'd say that wouldn't be considered Horror, but Tuesday. ;)
Even the the "cutting edge" storygamers for all their talk of narrative, plot, and drama are fucking obsessed with the god damned rules they use. - Estar

Yes, Sean Connery\'s thumb does indeed do megadamage. - Spinachcat

Isuldur is a badass because he stopped Sauron with a broken sword, but Iluvatar is the badass because he stopped Sauron with a hobbit. -Malleus Arianorum

"Tangency Edition" D&D would have no classes or races, but 17 genders to choose from. -TristramEvans

Nexus

Quote from: Doc Sammy;935875Maybe I shouldn't have made this thread, given the horrors that have unwittingly been unleashed....

Too late. Now you'll have to fight the thread in a burning windmill. Or be hunted down into arctic by it...or something.
Remember when Illinois Nazis where a joke in the Blue Brothers movie?

Democracy, meh? (538)

 "The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of whom will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next box over doesn't even have a curtain rod, or a sparrow to put on it."

Anon Adderlan

Quote from: Nexus;935901I can't think of a take on the phrase "Asshole chips" that would be something you'd want...

I don't know. I mean #Trump is The Leader of the Free World™ and worth billions. Then again, side effects include small hands, hair loss, and autistic children.

Also the destruction of the Free World™ :P

Quote from: Nexus;935901It is ironic how eager some adults, approaching or well into middle age that still play Let's Pretend on a regular basis are to get on high horse and pearl clutch over others what other weirdos are doing in their free time. :D

I've concluded two thing have ruined the internet. The first is that people take themselves waaay too seriously. The second is, well, sorta this.

I don't game to appeal to or validate anyone else, and I wish people stopped demanding I do.

Opaopajr

Quote from: Doc Sammy;935875Maybe I shouldn't have made this thread, given the horrors that have unwittingly been unleashed....

You are not responsible for any of that -- unless you write said slash or make said art. Make it anyway. Just understand everything you make will be violated (or maybe consensually titillated? :rolleyes:) through its various orifices and sensitive ganglia.


Quote from: Nexus;935895Rule 34: If its exists there is porn of it. No Exceptions.

Law of Quantum Perversion corollary: If porn of the subject did not previously exist then the mere act of asking if it exists will cause such porn to recursively come into being including at least one fansite and community forum that will appear to have been extant for years.

Somewhere out there is a fansite and forum dedicated to McLaughlin Group lemon parties, with cameos by Mr. Magoo.

So shall it be written, so shall it be done! Et cetera et cetera et cetera...
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman

crkrueger

Quote from: Opaopajr;935930Somewhere out there is a fansite and forum dedicated to McLaughlin Group lemon parties, with cameos by Mr. Magoo.

So shall it be written, so shall it be done! Et cetera et cetera et cetera...

Sigh...I had to google "lemon party".  Who the hell thinks this shit up?  I think it's about half past time for an Extinction Level Event.
Even the the "cutting edge" storygamers for all their talk of narrative, plot, and drama are fucking obsessed with the god damned rules they use. - Estar

Yes, Sean Connery\'s thumb does indeed do megadamage. - Spinachcat

Isuldur is a badass because he stopped Sauron with a broken sword, but Iluvatar is the badass because he stopped Sauron with a hobbit. -Malleus Arianorum

"Tangency Edition" D&D would have no classes or races, but 17 genders to choose from. -TristramEvans

Opaopajr

Giant Meteor was up for election. Yet you all didn't clap hard enough for Tinkerbell. So we all gotta suck it up, buttercup. :D

edit: Oooh! Does Giant Meteor have porn for it yet? :cool:
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman

Necrozius

Quote from: Opaopajr;935950edit: Oooh! Does Giant Meteor have porn for it yet? :cool:

One was featured prominently in a Zelda game once, so yeah, probably.