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Dumbest D&D Creature?

Started by RPGPundit, January 26, 2018, 05:54:23 AM

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Quote from: Steven Mitchell;1026215Inner child is great.  Inner teenager is the one that gives me pause.

Remind me again, what do teenagers like?

saskganesh

Quote from: Big Andy;1024161Did anyone ever have a cool battle with a giant beaver or porcupine?

The Beaver has been chewed to death upstream, but giant porcupines?

Red Cap Gnomes (evul!) sometimes ride them into battle. Bad ass.

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Quote from: Philotomy Jurament;1022012Nilbog

Nailed it on the first response.

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Quote from: MonsterSlayer;1025711I was going to reply per RPG.net... but nah. I just want to know what an "intellectualoid" is?

In Spanish, the word for 'pseudo-intellectual' is "intelectualoide". Which would be something like "intellectualoid" in English. So I decided to introduce that word to the English-speaking world.
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Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;1026015Tekumel has a creature called a 'krukru,' a small critter that will grab something random and run away.

Phil said it was inspired by his experiences with monkeys on the grounds of temples in various parts of Asia.  Little fuckers will climb up you and take anything they can grab.

That's not dumb. That's awesome!
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Well, sure, but I was responding the post above about the "umpleby."  The Krukru exists only to annoy PCs, but does so in a way reflecting Phil's real life experience.
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