Wotsees Shoes of Geekiness

These shoes, a cursed item, grant no special bonuses when worn. However, wearers will always think they are the coolest guy around, while being perplexed that they somehow can never close the deal with a woman. They are distinguished by a geeky logo on the side, and are especially designed to attract younger wearers, like much of Wotsees latter day artifacts...

New powers and effects are being researched every day. Feel free to add more that your characters have discovered...

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eM Jack's Solitary Glove of Power

This artifact, thought to come from a plane of existence where many silly self-distracted people dwell, grants several powers:

1. Ability to cause all Zombie's within sight to dance as if the spell Otto's Irresistible Dance were cast upon them.

2. +5 to all attacks when engaged in knife fights, when the ungloved hand is tied to that of another.

Known Detrimental Effects include:

1. Wearer has a permanent high pitched voice as if castrated.

2. Wearer must walk backwards at least 5 rounds per day while grabbing crotch.

3. Wearer must cast Permanent Alter Self spells on himself at least once per year in an effort to look more like a woman.

New powers and effects are being researched every day. Feel free to add more that your characters have discovered...