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Boromir Text Battle!

Started by One Horse Town, February 11, 2014, 11:57:27 AM

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Best death EVAR!

An orc wielding a warhammer approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!

(Boromir: 5/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP)


Boromir tries to dodge the orc's attack, but stumbles...
The orc slaps Boromir for 5 damage!
Boromir has been killed!

After killing 40 orcs, Boromir died.
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Jeez, 15 orcs. Guess my old school inclinations showed through.
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I prefer it through a jive filter

De o'c strikes Bo'omir fo' 8 damage! Right on!

Bo'omir slashes de o'c fo' 7 damage! Right on!

De o'c reels fum de shock. Ya' know?..

Bo'omir wounds de o'c fo' 9 damage! Right on!

De o'c falls t'his knees! Right on!

Bo'omir drusts his longswo'd into de o'c's chest fo' 22 damage! Right on!

De o'c gots beenwasted! Right on!
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QuoteAn orc wielding a longsword approaches!

The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!

Boromir: 10/119 HP orc: 34/34 HP

The orc tears into Boromir's ribcage for 7 damage!

Boromir cuts into the orc for 9 damage!

Boromir slices the orc for 6 damage!

Boromir wounds the orc for 5 damage!

Boromir: 3/119 HP orc: 14/34 HP

The orc trips Boromir and he falls to the ground!

The orc runs his longsword through Boromir's neck for 3 damage!

Boromir has been killed!

After killing 24 orcs, Boromir died.

I notice that the more orcs he goes through, the better the orcs' weapons get.  Charging Boromir with a dagger??  No wonder he kills 10+ before going under 100 HP.

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Only 21 orcs, but I'm rather proud that he took out the last NINE while in single digits for hit points.
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I got 26, but I would like to point out my Boromir got seriously badass once he was below 40 hp.  And, fuck those orcs with great swords, I stabbed a TON of them in the eyes.

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This really isn't on RPG-topic.  Putting it in Other games, though as the OP is a mod he could choose to move it to media & inspiration if he thinks that's a better fit.
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An orc wielding a battleaxe approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 95/119 HP orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir tries to dodge the orc's attack, but stumbles...
The orc stabs Boromir for 23 damage!
Boromir trips the orc and he falls to the ground!
Boromir slices the orc for 13 damage!
The orc moans...
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's midsection for 15 damage!
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's knee for 4 damage!
Boromir: 72/119 HP orc: 2/34 HP
The orc launches himself at Boromir!
The orc slices Boromir for 28 damage!
Weary from battle, the orc staggers for a moment...
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's chest for 6 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a battleaxe approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 44/119 HP orc: 34/34 HP :eek:

/snip

An orc wielding a warhammer approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 2/119 HP orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir kicks the orc for 5 damage!
Boromir wounds the orc for 9 damage!
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's stomach for 10 damage!
Boromir is caught off-guard for a moment...!
The orc hammers his warhammer into Boromir's skull for 16 damage!
Boromir has been killed!
After killing 20 orcs, Boromir died.

51 hit points of damage from one orc. I hate when DMs put in special monsters in the middle of regular ones.

gale_wolf

Boromir hacked his way through 21 orcs before he was offed by a greatsword through the eyes ><