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Boromir Text Battle!

Started by One Horse Town, February 11, 2014, 11:57:27 AM

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One Horse Town

I totally cribbed this from elsewhere, but it's quite good fun.

I managed to get 16 orcs before i croaked.

http://boromir.toolness.org/

Endless Flight

I got 23 on my first run-through.

Sacrosanct

I got through four before closing the browser.  If it's not interactive, my attention span can't handle it.

I'm ADD, deal with it :D
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Drohem

Killed 20 orcs before being killed.

flyingmice

I stabbed myself in the foot and got shoved head first into the river. I'm not very good with swords...

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"After killing 21 orcs, Boromir died."
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YourSwordisMine

Boromir killed 19 orcs, 3 of which while with only 2hp. Finally got shivved by an orc with a dagger
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My ending was pretty epic too...


An orc wielding a greatsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 3/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir head-butts the orc for 5 damage!
Boromir punches the orc for 4 damage!
Boromir cuts into the orc for 4 damage!
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir: 3/119 HP  orc: 21/34 HP
Boromir stabs the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 7 damage!
The orc moans...
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's skull for 11 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a mace and chain approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 3/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir stabs the orc for 9 damage!
Boromir stabs the orc for 9 damage!
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's ribcage for 9 damage!
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir: 3/119 HP  orc: 7/34 HP
Boromir launches himself at the orc!
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's skull for 8 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a dagger approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 3/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir slashes the orc for 11 damage!
Boromir wounds the orc for 11 damage!
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's thigh for 6 damage!
Boromir: 3/119 HP  orc: 6/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
The orc is caught off-guard for a moment...!
Boromir skewers the orc's eyes for 11 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a greatsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 3/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir cuts into the orc for 10 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 10 damage!
The orc falls to his knees!
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's head for 14 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a greatsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 3/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir wounds the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 5 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 5 damage!
Boromir tries to anticipate the orc's attack, but miscalculates...
The orc runs his greatsword through Boromir's spine for 13 damage!
Boromir has been killed!
After killing 24 orcs, Boromir died.
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After killing 30 orcs, Boromir died.
Furthermore, I consider that  This is Why We Don\'t Like You thread should be closed

Deathdealer

32 dead
 
An orc wielding a battleaxe approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 119/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir head-butts the orc for 5 damage!
Boromir stabs the orc for 5 damage!
Boromir stabs the orc for 9 damage!
Boromir: 119/119 HP  orc: 15/34 HP
The orc kicks Boromir for 4 damage!
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's ribcage for 9 damage!
The orc falls to his knees!
Boromir tears into the orc's skull for 11 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a dagger approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 115/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir slices the orc for 10 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 9 damage!
Boromir trips the orc and he falls to the ground!
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's head for 18 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a dagger approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 115/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir cuts into the orc for 8 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 4 damage!
Boromir cuts into the orc for 4 damage!
The orc grazes Boromir for 6 damage!
Boromir: 109/119 HP  orc: 18/34 HP
Boromir cuts into the orc for 8 damage!
The orc moans...
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's thigh for 8 damage!
Boromir trips the orc and he falls to the ground!
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's eyes for 5 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a greatsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 109/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir wounds the orc for 9 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir cuts into the orc for 8 damage!
Boromir: 109/119 HP  orc: 10/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's knee for 5 damage!
The orc staggers...
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's chest for 10 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a warhammer approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 109/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc glances Boromir for 4 damage!
Boromir stabs the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 9 damage!
Boromir cuts into the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir: 105/119 HP  orc: 12/34 HP
The orc glances Boromir for 10 damage!
The orc tries to dodge Boromir's attack, but stumbles...
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's eyes for 12 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a longsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 95/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc scrapes Boromir for 3 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir misses the orc!
Boromir: 92/119 HP  orc: 22/34 HP
The orc kicks Boromir for 9 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's torso for 9 damage!
The orc reels from the shock...
Boromir skewers the orc's chest for 10 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a warhammer approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 83/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc glances Boromir for 4 damage!
Boromir cuts into the orc for 11 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 10 damage!
Boromir tears into the orc's torso for 8 damage!
Boromir: 79/119 HP  orc: 5/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir trips the orc and he falls to the ground!
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's eyes for 10 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a battleaxe approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 79/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir cuts into the orc for 8 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 8 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir: 79/119 HP  orc: 12/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir slashes the orc for 5 damage!
The orc falls to his knees!
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's head for 14 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a mace and chain approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 79/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir stabs the orc for 8 damage!
The orc reels from the shock...
Boromir skewers the orc's back for 18 damage!
The orc reels from the shock...
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's midsection for 7 damage!
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir: 79/119 HP  orc: 1/34 HP
The orc is caught off-guard for a moment...!
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's eyes for 11 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a greatsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 79/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir slices the orc for 8 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 9 damage!
Boromir skewers the orc's stomach for 9 damage!
The orc head-butts Boromir for 6 damage!
Boromir: 73/119 HP  orc: 8/34 HP
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's midsection for 5 damage!
The orc makes a feeble attempt to block Boromir's next attack...
Boromir tears into the orc's spine for 14 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a mace and chain approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 73/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir stabs the orc for 11 damage!
The orc reels from the shock...
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's back for 14 damage!
Boromir misses the orc!
Boromir: 73/119 HP  orc: 9/34 HP
The orc slaps Boromir for 10 damage!
Boromir launches himself at the orc!
Boromir skewers the orc's spine for 9 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a mace and chain approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 63/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir stabs the orc for 8 damage!
The orc reels from the shock...
Boromir slashes the orc for 12 damage!
The orc moans...
Boromir tears into the orc's eyes for 14 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a battleaxe approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 63/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir slices the orc for 11 damage!
Boromir stabs the orc for 11 damage!
Boromir stabs the orc for 4 damage!
Boromir: 63/119 HP  orc: 8/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Weary from battle, the orc staggers for a moment...
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's eyes for 11 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a mace and chain approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 63/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir cuts into the orc for 9 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir trips the orc and he falls to the ground!
Boromir skewers the orc's ribcage for 17 damage!
The orc glances Boromir for 7 damage!
Boromir: 56/119 HP  orc: 2/34 HP
The orc is caught off-guard for a moment...!
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's spine for 5 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a greatsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 56/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir scratches the orc for 4 damage!
Boromir trips the orc and he falls to the ground!
Boromir skewers the orc's midsection for 21 damage!
The orc falls to his knees!
Boromir tears into the orc's knee for 8 damage!
Boromir: 56/119 HP  orc: 1/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
The orc is caught off-guard for a moment...!
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's eyes for 8 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a mace and chain approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 56/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir wounds the orc for 8 damage!
The orc staggers...
Boromir slashes the orc for 12 damage!
Boromir skewers the orc's stomach for 7 damage!
The orc beats Boromir for 9 damage!
Boromir: 47/119 HP  orc: 7/34 HP
The orc is caught off-guard for a moment...!
Boromir skewers the orc's torso for 6 damage!
The orc reels from the shock...
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's neck for 5 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a battleaxe approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 47/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir wounds the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir scrapes the orc for 4 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 6 damage!
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir: 47/119 HP  orc: 17/34 HP
Boromir slashes the orc for 8 damage!
Boromir wounds the orc for 4 damage!
The orc falls to his knees!
Boromir skewers the orc's eyes for 10 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a warhammer approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 47/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir slashes the orc for 11 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 11 damage!
The orc reels from the shock...
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's chest for 14 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a battleaxe approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 47/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir scrapes the orc for 4 damage!
Boromir wounds the orc for 8 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 7 damage!
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir: 47/119 HP  orc: 15/34 HP
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's thigh for 11 damage!
The orc reels from the shock...
Boromir tears into the orc's eyes for 8 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a warhammer approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 47/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir trips the orc and he falls to the ground!
Boromir tears into the orc's thigh for 17 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 4 damage!
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir: 47/119 HP  orc: 7/34 HP
Boromir trips the orc and he falls to the ground!
Boromir tears into the orc's skull for 11 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a longsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 47/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir slices the orc for 10 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir trips the orc and he falls to the ground!
Boromir skewers the orc's back for 15 damage!
The orc kicks Boromir for 3 damage!
Boromir: 44/119 HP  orc: 3/34 HP
The orc is caught off-guard for a moment...!
Boromir skewers the orc's neck for 5 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a battleaxe approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 44/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir slashes the orc for 9 damage!
Boromir cuts into the orc for 8 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 5 damage!
The orc kicks Boromir for 4 damage!
Boromir: 40/119 HP  orc: 12/34 HP
The orc tries to anticipate Boromir's attack, but miscalculates...
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's back for 11 damage!
The orc staggers...
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's chest for 8 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a warhammer approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 40/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir cuts into the orc for 8 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 8 damage!
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir: 40/119 HP  orc: 11/34 HP
The orc tries to dodge Boromir's attack, but stumbles...
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's stomach for 10 damage!
Boromir trips the orc and he falls to the ground!
Boromir tears into the orc's eyes for 16 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a mace and chain approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 40/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir cuts into the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 7 damage!
The orc glances Boromir for 3 damage!
Boromir: 37/119 HP  orc: 14/34 HP
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's stomach for 8 damage!
The orc makes a feeble attempt to block Boromir's next attack...
Boromir tears into the orc's chest for 7 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a warhammer approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 37/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir wounds the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir stabs the orc for 10 damage!
Boromir wounds the orc for 6 damage!
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir: 37/119 HP  orc: 11/34 HP
The orc is caught off-guard for a moment...!
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's torso for 9 damage!
The orc staggers...
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's skull for 9 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a mace and chain approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 37/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc glances Boromir for 5 damage!
Boromir grazes the orc for 4 damage!
Boromir cuts into the orc for 5 damage!
Boromir wounds the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir: 32/119 HP  orc: 18/34 HP
The orc strikes Boromir for 4 damage!
Boromir slices the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir tears into the orc's midsection for 7 damage!
The orc moans...
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's skull for 17 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a greatsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 28/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir stabs the orc for 6 damage!
Boromir stabs the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 7 damage!
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir: 28/119 HP  orc: 14/34 HP
Boromir skewers the orc's midsection for 7 damage!
The orc makes a feeble attempt to block Boromir's next attack...
Boromir tears into the orc's eyes for 9 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a dagger approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 28/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir wounds the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir scrapes the orc for 4 damage!
The orc falls to his knees!
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's knee for 13 damage!
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir: 28/119 HP  orc: 10/34 HP
Weary from battle, the orc staggers for a moment...
Boromir tears into the orc's back for 8 damage!
The orc staggers...
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's chest for 8 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a longsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 28/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc wounds Boromir for 6 damage!
Boromir wounds the orc for 10 damage!
Boromir wounds the orc for 4 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 4 damage!
Boromir: 22/119 HP  orc: 16/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
Boromir skewers the orc's ribcage for 10 damage!
The orc makes a feeble attempt to block Boromir's next attack...
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's eyes for 10 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a battleaxe approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 22/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc cuts into Boromir for 7 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 10 damage!
Boromir stabs the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir thrusts his longsword into the orc's knee for 9 damage!
Boromir: 15/119 HP  orc: 8/34 HP
The orc misses Boromir!
The orc tries to anticipate Boromir's attack, but miscalculates...
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's chest for 15 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a warhammer approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 15/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir wounds the orc for 9 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 7 damage!
Boromir misses the orc!
The orc pounds Boromir for 6 damage!
Boromir: 9/119 HP  orc: 18/34 HP
Boromir drives his longsword into the orc's back for 9 damage!
Boromir trips the orc and he falls to the ground!
Boromir skewers the orc's stomach for 8 damage!
The orc makes a feeble attempt to block Boromir's next attack...
Boromir skewers the orc's spine for 10 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a battleaxe approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 9/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir slices the orc for 8 damage!
Boromir slashes the orc for 5 damage!
Boromir stabs the orc for 9 damage!
The orc cuts into Boromir for 4 damage!
Boromir: 5/119 HP  orc: 12/34 HP
Boromir cuts into the orc for 4 damage!
The orc staggers...
Boromir skewers the orc's skull for 15 damage!
The orc has been killed!
An orc wielding a longsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 5/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
Boromir cuts into the orc for 8 damage!
Boromir wounds the orc for 11 damage!
Boromir runs his longsword through the orc's stomach for 8 damage!
The orc launches himself at Boromir!
The orc runs his longsword through Boromir's skull for 17 damage!
Boromir has been killed!
After killing 32 orcs, Boromir died.

Varek Azzur

i was proud of my 28 but this is some serious orc slaying.

Sommerjon

An orc wielding a greatsword approaches!

The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!

Boromir: 4/119 HP orc: 34/34 HP

Boromir tries to anticipate the orc's attack, but miscalculates...

The orc runs his greatsword through Boromir's chest for 9 damage!

Boromir has been killed!

After killing 30 orcs, Boromir died.
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Pete Nash

I thought I'd give it a second shot, just to see if my 24 was unusual and went off to refill my coffee cup and read a bit of the newspaper.  Came back to find it still running and ended up with...

An orc wielding a longsword approaches!
The orc and Boromir close in and begin to fight!
Boromir: 1/119 HP  orc: 34/34 HP
The orc trips Boromir and he falls to the ground!
The orc thrusts his longsword into Boromir's head for 9 damage!
Boromir has been killed!
After killing 40 orcs, Boromir died.

Wow. Boromir is really brutal! :)
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Warboss Squee

#13
Well, he was fairly badass in the book, even though it was off screen, so to speak.

My count was 20, done in by an Orc with a Warhammer that managed to cruch his skull, after he kicked the Orc's feet out from under it.  And no, the Orc did not stand.

fellowhoodlum

Fourteen. Even my Boromir sucks.