I'll admit it, I saw Spice World...
There was not enough booze in the apartment to make that movie watchable, but I was forced into it.
Ginger Spice is my fav, although I'd tie up and fuck Posh Spice if I had to.
Quote from: jeff37923There was not enough booze in the apartment to make that movie watchable, but I was forced into it.
Ginger Spice is my fav, although I'd tie up and fuck Posh Spice if I had to.
.....
ditto on doing the bondage bit with Vikki/Posh Spice.
I really voted for Sporty - based on the way she moves and smiles in the
"Spice Up Your Life" scene in the SPICE WORLD movie.
- Ed C.
(http://www.palmbeachpost.com/shared-blogs/palmbeach/streeter/spicegirls.jpg)
Based on the above evidence I conclude that my friend Brett was right and Sporty has a face like a racing pigeon (built for speed, not for comfort). Posh looks like an utter dipshit, and Ginger and Baby both look like barmaids. Which leaves Scary, who does sort of give me the impression that she could suck some serious cock.
I voted posh. Though, I should say, the Posh of the Spice Girls heyday.
Otherwise it would be a total toss up between Sporty (I likes em sporty...) and Baby (cause she seems nice and playful...)
Ginger I wouldn't touch even if I had a dick, much less someone elses... and Scary... eh. Good enough for Eddie Murphy I suppose...
Modern Posh?
Not so much.
Being a proud supporter of the fucking of red-heads (lookin' at you, wife), gotta vote Ginger.
What?
You guys know nothing. You can't have a single spice, you need a combination.
Regards,
David R
David's right. Only an assemblage of choice limbs, organs, and fluids will slake my craving for Spice.
!i!
You know, looking at the photo Droog posted, I'd have to throw Posh into the woodchipper and just bang Sporty instead. Sporty's lookin' a lot better than she used to...
Mel B:
(http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/mel_b-bikini_02.jpg)
That there is one fine booty!
Mel B./Scary has always looked good.
During the film days, Sporty looked thnnish - these days , I think she looks just right .
Film version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agf1O7nyZYQ
A couple of years later (no Gerri H.) :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsKrc39gsjc
...Oh I actually rather like the really short haircuts on a couple of them.
- Ed C.
I have had (and may have again) all 5 at one time. You really can't compare one to the other. They each have their own area of expertise/specialty. What unites them is that english tartishness which at the time was so refreshing compared to their prude american cousins. That has all changed in the last 5 years, but at the time it was like "what no lubricant, you must have some butter in the larder, love." Ah, good times.
Quote from: walkerpI have had (and may have again) all 5 at one time. You really can't compare one to the other. They each have their own area of expertise/specialty. What unites them is that english tartishness which at the time was so refreshing compared to their prude american cousins. That has all changed in the last 5 years, but at the time it was like "what no lubricant, you must have some butter in the larder, love." Ah, good times.
...and then you woke up. Still trapped in the Turkish prison.
:haw:
Are you toying with my mind? Every time I come back in to Off Topic, it registers a new post in this thread by you, with a different time. But when I come to it, it's always the same original witty post that you first left yesterday morning. What the hell is going on?
Quote from: walkerpAre you toying with my mind? Every time I come back in to Off Topic, it registers a new post in this thread by you, with a different time. But when I come to it, it's always the same original witty post that you first left yesterday morning. What the hell is going on?
I dunno. I was just trying to make a joke with the last post.
Could it be a site glitch?
Quote from: jeff37923Could it be a site glitch?
No, it's just that every time someone logs a vote on the poll, the thread registers the new activity. It can be quite confusing.
!i!
Quote from: droog(http://www.palmbeachpost.com/shared-blogs/palmbeach/streeter/spicegirls.jpg)
I don't know which one is which, but the second one, with the fifth a close second.
menage a six?
Quote from: TechnomancerI don't know which one is which, but the second one, with the fifth a close second.
That means you like Sporty, then Scary in that order.
- Ed C.
Too bad Billie Piper can't be a Spice Girl or be added to the team.
The official video for "Spice up Your Life" sounds like it has the Tardis sound effect at the beginning of it.
Thats what mnade me think of her.
- Ed C.
My vote was for Posh 'back in the day'. Her in a dom outfit, now that would be a thing of beauty. Nowdays not so much.
For reference, let's stick with classic Spice.
(http://www.lonestarspice.com/downloads/group42.jpg)
I thought the whole point of the group was that one need not pick just a single favorite.
Quote from: jrientsI thought the whole point of the group was that one need not pick just a single favorite.
I thought the whole point was Girl Power!!!!
I am confident that Girls everywhere feel empowered today because of Spice World.
Bill
Why does the girl on the left never smile? You know....the one married to the soccer player? All those other girls have this warm smile, but not her. She has a pretty face, but always has this blank expression on her face. It's really weird...
I think that was supposed to be part of her "stage persona" - "Posh" as in Arrogant, aloof, stuck-up, and that sort of thing.
In many of their videos she does smile singing...even looks like she's having a good time performing.
- Ed C.
Quote from: Koltar"Posh" as in Arrogant, aloof, stuck-up, and that sort of thing.
That's really not not what "posh" means, though you might associate all that with being posh. If you're a pedestrian little pleb, that is.
!i!
Quote from: Ian AbsentiaThat's really not not what "posh" means, though you might associate all that with being posh. If you're a pedestrian little pleb, that is.
!i!
I KNOW that - tell her , not me.
It seemed to be what she thought her "schtick" was supposed to be.
- Ed C.
My was Posh, or Scary then (when I saw Spice World in teh MOVIE THEATRE!). It's Posh or Scary now. Or both...you know, whatever I could get away with :D
Just to say, the movie is made TOTALLY worth it when the bus jumps over the bridge!
Rodger Moore had the best lines in that flick.
For the record, Sporty, then Scary.
But what is up with Posh's face? Just compare and contrast:
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_X6F8-0U-eSI/Rvu2am0HBeI/AAAAAAAABNo/6ZP-csI7cRY/s1600-h/victoria-beckham-400a070207.jpg)
(Here (http://new-celebrity-gossip.blogspot.com/2007/09/victoria-beckham-way-too-much-plastic.html).)
That's not plastic surgery, that's someone taking a plane to what used to be her cheeks.
Between that, the too-thinness, the even-too-fake-for-me boobs, and worst of all the sense of pride in never having read a book in her life (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/aug/16/books.booksnews) ("I'm too busy") - no. Just no.
Quote from: Nick BowerFor the record, Sporty, then Scary.
But what is up with Posh's face? Just compare and contrast:
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_X6F8-0U-eSI/Rvu2am0HBeI/AAAAAAAABNo/6ZP-csI7cRY/s1600-h/victoria-beckham-400a070207.jpg)
(Here (http://new-celebrity-gossip.blogspot.com/2007/09/victoria-beckham-way-too-much-plastic.html).)
That's not plastic surgery, that's someone taking a plane to what used to be her cheeks.
Between that, the too-thinness, the even-too-fake-for-me boobs, and worst of all the sense of pride in never having read a book in her life (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/aug/16/books.booksnews) ("I'm too busy") - no. Just no.
I think that's just weight loss. If you look at her neck, shoulders and breastbone there's a lot more padding on there in one picture than the other.
(It was always Ginger for me. Busty redheads rule!)
If I had to pick one I'd say Sporty. And by that I mean, I'd hit it.
Thanks a lot guys.
Because of this thread - I actually bought a SPICE GIRLS CD today.
Their GREATEST HITS album - it includes both a CD and a DVD.
Guy at the store "Are you buying this for yourself?"
ED C.: "YEs, damnit and I'm straight too!!
YEAh!! And I'm going home a drinking beer damnit!! ...and um ..I'm just getting it for the vdeos and Sporty Spice. !!" (Cue the FIGHT CLUB music and voice over....)
Okay not that bad....but I did buy the CD.
- Ed
Quote from: KoltarThanks a lot guys.
Because of this thread - I actually bought a SPICE GIRLS CD today.
Their GREATEST HITS album - it includes both a CD and a DVD.
Guy at the store "Are you buying this for yourself?"
ED C.: "YEs, damnit and I'm straight too!!
YEAh!! And I'm going home a drinking beer damnit!! ...and um ..I'm just getting it for the vdeos and Sporty Spice. !!" (Cue the FIGHT CLUB music and voice over....)
Okay not that bad....but I did buy the CD.
- Ed
Oh, don't even try and pin this one on me! You know you love their spicy grrl power!!!
hmm....on reflection that sounds much more nasty than it was meant....
Bill
Quote from: droog(http://www.palmbeachpost.com/shared-blogs/palmbeach/streeter/spicegirls.jpg)
In geek speak:
(http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/stupid/112.gif)
Sporty - she looks uber hot, and looks like she'd be a freak in the bed.
Course, they ALL look like they'd be freaky in the sack, so its a fine line to cut.
If I had to rank the spices
Sporty
Scary
Ginger
Posh
Baby
I don't find Emma attractive at all.
And I thought I was sad for playing RPGs.:raise:
Having written that, I apologize to all who have posted on this thread. You could all be into posting about keetoms or something even more irritating, so I'll try to enter into the spirit of this thread and say:
"I'd do all of the Spice Girls, provided that I could put a bag over their heads while I'm humping them."
Quote from: AnthrobotAnd I thought I was sad for playing RPGs.:raise:
Having written that, I apologize to all who have posted on this thread. You could all be into posting about keetoms or something even more irritating, so I'll try to enter into the spirit of this thread and say:
"I'd do all of the Spice Girls, provided that I could put a bag over their heads while I'm humping them."
Dude, thats harsh!!
Here, get some positivity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agf1O7nyZYQ
Quote from: KoltarDude, thats harsh!!
Sorry Koltar, I'll wear a blindfold instead.:(
And I promise to endure the visual therapy you so kindly posted for me.;)
I think it's really sad that this is what the Brits have to throw up in the way of sex appeal. What a godawfully ugly island that is.
I pick Amy Winehouse. I bet she likes it rough.
Quote from: AnthrobotSorry Koltar, I'll wear a blindfold instead.:(
And I promise to endure the visual therapy you so kindly posted for me.;)
More apologies Koltar. :( Your therapy didn't work. Try some of mine:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQHMcZVPnNE
She is kyooter than a keetom, more sexy than sextillion Spice Girls!;)
Quote from: JackalopeI think it's really sad that this is what the Brits have to throw up in the way of sex appeal. What a godawfully ugly island that is.
I pick Amy Winehouse. I bet she likes it rough.
Pack a crack pipe and some smack if you plan to bed this bee hived bint!
In defense of English women, I'll present Keira Knightley:
(http://www.filmfestivals.com/images/tiff2005galery/images/Keira%20Knightley.jpg)
Kate Beckinsale:
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/258924~Kate-Beckinsale-Posters.jpg)
and Kate Winslet:
(http://www.geocities.com/katewinslet5/kate_winslet.jpg)
They should just name all their women with names that start with the letter "K" if we go by that post of droog's.
Of course then my alter-ego would find the names very familiar sounding.
- Ed C.
The first night I stayed in London, I was crashed out in my motel room, and I picked up the tv guide thing and there was an article that claimed British people were all ugly because all the good looking Brits left for America.
Keira Knightly and Kate Beckinsale both live in America now, yeah? Yeah. And Kate Beckinsale isn't anything special (and all her movies are shit. Jesus I fucking hated Underworld so fucking much). Keira Knightley I'll grant is pretty fucking hot, and the Pirates series was pretty bad ass. Though that's like the worst picture of her you could have used.
Kate Winslet doesn't count because Kate Winslet is a fat butterfaced pig who makes shit movies. I think Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Heavenly Creatures are her only decent films, and even they aren't good enough to overcome the deep loathing films like Titantic and Holy Smoke provoke.
What I really really hate about Kate Beckinsale is that she can't run and yet they put her in all these action movies. Can we get action stars who actually have some athletic skills, please, like Burt Lancaster or HK stars. Kee-rist.
Quote from: JackalopeKeira Knightly and Kate Beckinsale both live in America now, yeah? Yeah. And Kate Beckinsale isn't anything special (and all her movies are shit. Jesus I fucking hated Underworld so fucking much).
Dude, none of the women you mentioned would even piss in your direction, you basement dwelling mother's panties sniffing self toucher!
By the way Kate Beckinsale is worth watching even if she was in a remake of the Star Wars Xmas special. :p
I'm not so keen on Kate Winslet as she always looks like she's sneering (probably at you Jackalope). Keira Knightly just looks as impassively wooden and snooty as a toff made of oak.
Quote from: walkerpWhat I really really hate about Kate Beckinsale is that she can't run and yet they put her in all these action movies.
But Walker you don't like anyone. If you had your way you'd be sharing the planet with billions of cockroaches!:D
Quote from: AnthrobotKeira Knightly just looks as impassively wooden and snooty as a toff made of oak.
That's why I picked that pic. She actually looks like she has a bit of life.
Quote from: AnthrobotDude, none of the women you mentioned would even piss in your direction, you basement dwelling mother's panties sniffing self toucher!
So? What, so the feeling can't be mutual? Fuck 'em, they make millions being thinly veiled sex objects. I see dozens of these women every fucking day. Am I really supposed to pretend that I'd eagerly fuck all of them just because their famous?
What the fuck ever.
QuoteBy the way Kate Beckinsale is worth watching even if she was in a remake of the Star Wars Xmas special. :p
Meh. She's okay, but she annoys me as an actress. See the above comment about action heroines who can't run.
QuoteI'm not so keen on Kate Winslet as she always looks like she's sneering (probably at you Jackalope). Keira Knightly just looks as impassively wooden and snooty as a toff made of oak.
Oh fucking Christ, ain't this a load of hypocritical horseshit.
Quote from: JackalopeOh fucking Christ, ain't this a load of hypocritical horseshit.
It has taken you all these pages of posts just to get to that opinion? Why that's just my point! You're a bit slow off the mark today mon ami!;) Drink more caffeine!;)
Quote from: JackalopeOh fucking Christ...
That's my pick: Christ Spice. I'll fuck her until the second coming.