Humping a dead seagull stuffed with Garlic, while the surest way to get rid of those pesky LARPers, is not kosher.
If he says I've dropped something, and should pick it up-it really means something else! That's the last time I fall for that trick pal!
Aos is funny, but now I think Age of Fables has regained the lead with his GURPS: Tom of Finland post.
I'm afraid, that joke needs to be explained to me. I'm sorry, I'll self flagellate shortly.
Tom of Finland was a famous gay artist who did slightly cartoony but hyper-realistic pictures of super-buffed dudes in leather. I think he is considered to have had a major impact on gay culture and homosexual rights (he was doing this stuff back in the 60s and even earlier, I think).
Here's his website for more info:
http://www.tomoffinlandfoundation.org/
(the splash page is safe for work, the inside probably not.)
Right self flagellation may not be appropriate after seeing that....o_O
Or might actually be totally appropriate! :D