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The first bagel thread, renamed

Started by James McMurray, April 20, 2007, 04:19:50 PM

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James McMurray

April 20, 2007, 04:19:50 PM
Ok man, it all boils down to this. The answer to the following question will weigh heavily in determining the future tone of our online comunications.

What's your favorite kind of bagel?

The Good Assyrian

#1
April 20, 2007, 05:12:16 PM
Quote from: James McMurrayWhat's your favorite kind of bagel?

Never trust one of those blueberry bagel eating bastards, Nox!



:haw:

TGA
 

James McMurray

#2
April 20, 2007, 05:19:55 PM
You're not keeping up with the everchanging whims of bagelosophy. I changed to a purer form of reverence in one of the other Nox threads, thanks to the loving influence of thoughts about porn.

The Good Assyrian

#3
April 20, 2007, 05:28:28 PM
Quote from: James McMurrayYou're not keeping up with the everchanging whims of bagelosophy. I changed to a purer form of reverence in one of the other Nox threads, thanks to the loving influence of thoughts about porn.

That, my heathen companion, is because I have to keep track of only one bagel configuration.  The true and holy Poppy Seed with Plain Cream Cheese.  I don't have time to keep track of your latest heresies.  :pundit:


TGA
 

HinterWelt

#4
April 20, 2007, 05:44:34 PM
You fools! There is no BAGEL! Follow my argument.

Supposition: Bagels are the perfect food
1. There is suffering in the world.
2. Bagels, being the perfect food, would end all suffering.
3. If 1, then Bagels must not exist!

Hah!

Besides, we all KNOW scientifically that French Toast cures all that ails you.

I bask in my own logic....

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#5
April 20, 2007, 08:56:50 PM
Anything other than plain isn't really a bagel, however I am fond of a bagel shaped multigrain bun.
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#6
April 20, 2007, 10:46:52 PM
Quote from: HinterWeltYou fools! There is no BAGEL! Follow my argument.

Supposition: Bagels are the perfect food
1. There is suffering in the world.
2. Bagels, being the perfect food, would end all suffering.
3. If 1, then Bagels must not exist!

Hah!

Besides, we all KNOW scientifically that French Toast cures all that ails you.

I bask in my own logic....

Bill

Not true - there's only suffering in the world because not everyone HAS a bagel. Therefore, we should work to spread the knowledge of bagel-making to every corner of the Earth; then we'll have Einsteinian perfection on Earth, and we can usher in the Next Phase.
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TonyLB

#7
April 20, 2007, 10:50:41 PM
You people talk as if a bagel is a bagel is a bagel, wherever you get it from.  %&@$# phillistines.

Russ and Daughters, ya punks.  Anything else is only a bagel by a sad trick of semantics.
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Abyssal Maw

#8
April 20, 2007, 11:22:38 PM
Nah, you can get good bagels a lot of places.  It doesn't have to be a boutique place or anything. It just has to be authentic.

The thing is, the blueberry and the raisin and the cinnamon.. etc. Those are totally not bagels.
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dar

#9
April 21, 2007, 02:08:10 PM
who rebuilt the toaster?!?!

Grimjack

#10
April 21, 2007, 02:26:58 PM
Quote from: James McMurrayYou're not keeping up with the everchanging whims of bagelosophy. I changed to a purer form of reverence in one of the other Nox threads, thanks to the loving influence of thoughts about porn.

I have to admit.  James' revelation about bagels and porn in another thread swayed me as well.  I've given up chocolate chip bagels and converted to the one true path of breakfast.  Sheer genius....although perhaps a slightly disturbing comparison on some levels.
 

James McMurray

#11
April 21, 2007, 02:40:28 PM
Quote from: GrimjackI have to admit.  James' revelation about bagels and porn in another thread swayed me as well.  I've given up chocolate chip bagels and converted to the one true path of breakfast.  Sheer genius....although perhaps a slightly disturbing comparison on some levels.

Most genius is. :)

Samarkand

#12
April 21, 2007, 07:23:37 PM
The One True Bagel is, of course, the Montreal oven-baked variety. Sesame or poppy seed adorned to taste.  No friggin' hippy blueberry or chocolate chips. I give the New York "water bagel" points for authenticity compared to the mass-market travesties.  But really, any other bagel aside from the Montreal style is just an oversized donut with less fat.
 

Grimjack

#13
April 22, 2007, 04:01:16 PM
Quote from: SamarkandThe One True Bagel is, of course, the Montreal oven-baked variety. Sesame or poppy seed adorned to taste.  No friggin' hippy blueberry or chocolate chips. I give the New York "water bagel" points for authenticity compared to the mass-market travesties.  But really, any other bagel aside from the Montreal style is just an oversized donut with less fat.

Infidel! You're lucky we don't have group attack rules here because you have just insulted the one true path of bageldom....and possibly insulted porn as well. ;)

Nox hasn't responded yet.  That does not bode well.....he may also be a heathen.
 

Dominus Nox

#14
April 22, 2007, 04:24:24 PM
I ate a bagel one time.

Yuk.

I like jews, one of the best people ever met is jewish, but bagels still suck.
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