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The bacon clock

Started by JongWK, August 12, 2008, 03:44:26 PM

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JongWK

August 12, 2008, 03:44:26 PM
Behold!

:rotfl:
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#1
August 12, 2008, 03:51:29 PM
Clearly the work of one of the true geniuses of our time.
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#2
August 12, 2008, 03:59:50 PM
I must have one.
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#3
August 12, 2008, 04:06:10 PM
I have one, but mine's more of a bacon cuckoo clock than a bacon alarm clock: once an hour, it dispenses an hour's worth of bacon [about 15lbs, or 6.8 kilos], cooked and ready-to-eat. It's actually a required purchase for American citizenship.
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#4
August 12, 2008, 05:13:17 PM
Damnit.... I shouldn't ahve been born here. I miss all the cool stuff. :mad: :p

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#5
August 12, 2008, 07:02:08 PM
so ... tasty

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#6
August 12, 2008, 07:30:15 PM
That's brilliant.
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#7
August 12, 2008, 11:12:23 PM
People can say what they want about TheRPGSite, but it's clear we can come together on at least one topic.

Bacon.

And I'm sure we can all agree that people who make these kinds of heroic strides in the interests of furthering bacon and bacon-related issues are truly geniuses.

I call for a motion to adopt this position, or one similar to it, as an official position of TheRPGSite.

And we can show, once and for all, those who consider this a hive of scum and villainy just how civilized we are.

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#8
August 13, 2008, 12:22:43 AM
Quote from: James J Skach;235009People can say what they want about TheRPGSite, but it's clear we can come together on at least one topic.

Bacon.

And I'm sure we can all agree that people who make these kinds of heroic strides in the interests of furthering bacon and bacon-related issues are truly geniuses.

I call for a motion to adopt this position, or one similar to it, as an official position of TheRPGSite.

And we can show, once and for all, those who consider this a hive of scum and villainy just how civilized we are.

I yield the floor to my friend and colleague...
I second the motion of the Gentleman from Nutkinlandia, and would like to commend him on his impeccable taste and distinction as a gentleman of the highest order.

I propose a new motto:  theRPGsite:  We have bacon.
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Aos

#9
August 13, 2008, 12:38:15 AM
We've got some lard, too.
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#10
August 13, 2008, 03:27:13 AM
Quote from: James J ScratchPeople can say what they want about TheRPGSite, but it's clear we can come together on at least one topic.

Bacon.

I hate bacon, dogmeat si better!!!:p
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#11
August 13, 2008, 08:17:58 AM
how about this for a motto: rpgsite: hive of scum and villainy...and the best damn bacon sammich in the world!

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#12
August 13, 2008, 09:57:54 AM
We must do all in our power to establish our baconocracy!
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#13
August 13, 2008, 01:35:57 PM
I heard about this on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!" The announcer described the clock in warm, sultry announcer tones: "The clock turns on halogen lamps that warm the bacon, sending the aroma of bacony goodness wafting toward your nostrils... as you are awakened by your dogs climbing over your face to get at the bacon."

I think this is closer to truth.

Let me add, nonetheless, "Mmm... bacon."
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Aos

#14
August 13, 2008, 01:42:02 PM
I don't keep dogs, and clock or no clock it's always time for bacon!
You are posting in a troll thread.

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