The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World

droog · January 18, 2008, 10:11:26 PM

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

QuoteThere are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 insects on earth at any given moment. Seriously, that's a real number. For every one of us, there are 1.5 billion bugs.

But some of them are so horrifying, just one is too many. Here are five you want to avoid at all costs.

Holy fuck!

Hackmastergeneral · January 19, 2008, 05:16:21 PM

I hate those Japanese fucking hornets.

droog · January 19, 2008, 06:53:41 PM

But look — the native Japanese honey bee has a terrible defence system....

http://vidfan.com/media/614/Bees-Burn-Giant-Hornet-Alive.html

Hackmastergeneral · January 19, 2008, 07:13:36 PM

Great - more reason to hate fucking bugs...

joewolz · January 19, 2008, 08:16:06 PM

I had a dream last night that giant spiders crawled out of my wife's eyes...and them my eyes. Nothing is scarier than feeling the pressure of an eight legged fucker emerging from under your eye. I could see their legs as they crawled out of my eyes and on to my face...

Seanchai · January 19, 2008, 08:55:35 PM

Quote from: droogHoly fuck!

Indeed. Although they are awesome.

Seanchai

Hackmastergeneral · January 19, 2008, 08:56:35 PM

Quote from: joewolzI had a dream last night that giant spiders crawled out of my wife's eyes...and them my eyes. Nothing is scarier than feeling the pressure of an eight legged fucker emerging from under your eye. I could see their legs as they crawled out of my eyes and on to my face...

Hot shit, I had a dream the other night of being in Florida, and watching some big turtles. One turtle started scratching at a hole in the swamp, and out comes this huge tarantual-like spider. The turtle tries to eat it, and the spider is in his mouth flexing his fangs and stabbing the turtle in the jaw while the turtle is trying to chew him up. I woke up with the "creepy-crawlies" (ya know, when you feel like there are insects crawling on your skin), and couldn't get back to sleep.

Yours is a lot more horrific though. If I have that dream tonight, I am tracing your IP and shoving flaming hot rabid weasels down your pants.

droog · January 19, 2008, 10:05:57 PM

Hackmastergeneral · January 19, 2008, 10:32:46 PM

I hate you.

arminius · January 20, 2008, 10:27:21 AM

Boo!

Pierce Inverarity · January 20, 2008, 04:07:29 PM

Are there lolbugs, too?

beeber · January 20, 2008, 04:41:12 PM

great find, droog.

love the commentary! :haw:

that last one, with the brain, fucking crazy. :eek: :flop:

Hackmastergeneral · January 20, 2008, 05:46:51 PM

Quote from: Elliot WilenBoo!

Awwww...I love ladybugs. They are cute, and serve a good purpose.

Giant fucking japanese hornets that spit acid - do NOT, other than to give me fucking jibblies.

Thornhammer · January 20, 2008, 10:45:58 PM

Quote from: HackmastergeneralAwwww...I love ladybugs. They are cute, and serve a good purpose.

Ladybugs are fine. But is that a "domestic" ladybug, or one of those motherfucking Japanese ladybugs that bites and stinks like hell?

First time I saw one, I thought it was a regular ladybug that just hadn't matured yet (it was orange, I thought the color might have deepened as they matured).

I really, really hate those things. And it makes me sad, because little red ladybugs are one of the few types of bugs you don't normally mind seeing.

dar · January 20, 2008, 11:07:58 PM

I fucking love bugs. As a kid I use to laugh at the 'Giant Wasps'. As a DM just a little bit later, my players characters would run as fast as they could, desperately trying not to scream in terror.