ITFP WTF cares?
ITSP what's the big mystery? It was probably the only way to get rid of the lice she picked up from Paris.
I think it's a combination of two factors:
1. She needs to reinvent her career, and by crashing and burning she can do that.
2. She's a very naive, stupid girl who's phase of rebellion was delayed for 10 years and is now fueled by a shitload of money.
If you don't care, why are you starting a thread about it?
Quote from: James McMurrayIf you don't care, why are you starting a thread about it?
I suppose he just wants to bash something and it was a slow day for Islam. I feel sorry for Britney.
You feel sorry for a woman that's made millions without having to think? Man, I wish someone would feel sorry for me! :)
Quote from: Dominus NoxIt was probably the only way to get rid of the lice she picked up from Pairs.
Okay, Nox. You got me there. That was funny. Cruel, but funny.
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Quote from: James McMurrayYou feel sorry for a woman that's made millions without having to think? Man, I wish someone would feel sorry for me! :)
I feel sorry for her because her mother deprived her of a childhood and any sense of a normal life from the time she was a toddler.
I think she looks better bald.
Also, with an image of her bald - folks can play with their photoshop tools and just have image altering fun with her head.
- E.W.C.
Quote from: ZalmoxisI feel sorry for her because her mother deprived her of a childhood and any sense of a normal life from the time she was a toddler.
Hmm, isn't that the same thing they said about the freak king, Micheal Jackson?
Quote from: Ian AbsentiaOkay, Nox. You got me there. That was funny. Cruel, but funny.
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Well, I was slamming on paris hilton there.
BTw, slamming paris hilton is pretty ubiquitous on the net. For example, we had a thread in the BCG forums about famouns people being cylons, and paris hilton came up. Someone suggested she'd make a good cylon because regaining consciousness naked, dazed, in restraints and covered in white goo from head to toe would be nothing new for her.
At least her cuffs and collars match now
Quote from: Dominus NoxHmm, isn't that the same thing they said about the freak king, Micheal Jackson?
I felt sorry for him too, until he was accused of child molestation. To my knowledge, Britney hasn't done anything like that yet.
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonAt least her cuffs and collars match now
Ow! Another touch! A veritable sting!
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Ok, here's my theory.
She shaved her head to remove evidence of drug use. She's going through a custody battle, and K-Fed could totally nail her on it if his lawyers convinced the judge to order a hair-follicle substance test for Britney.
In that light, it was kind of a bold move on her part to get rid of the evidence.
Nope. She's a newly converted Trekkie and thought it would make her look like the hot chick from Star Trek: The Movie.
Quote from: Abyssal MawOk, here's my theory.
She shaved her head to remove evidence of drug use. She's going through a custody battle, and K-Fed could totally nail her on it if his lawyers convinced the judge to order a hair-follicle substance test for Britney.
In that light, it was kind of a bold move on her part to get rid of the evidence.
And it would likely make a judge believe that she had to have used drugs to have been willing to shave her head to get rid of the evidence.
She could always use the "only way to get rid of the resistant lice she got from paris" I came up with.
Back on the subject of paris hilton, I once heard the she's not afraid of getting a disease because most diseases are afraid of getting her....
Funnily enough, an English snooker player did something similar a couple of years ago. He used the mid-game break to shave his head on the ground that he "looked like Charles Haughtry". The player in question has a history of mental illness.
Sinead O'conner shaved her head as a way of pissing off a producer who told her to grow her hair longer "so she'd look more like a girl." and I respect her for that.
Brittany Spears....The day i respect her for anything be sure to listen for a sharp, brittle, crackling sound. That'll be hell freezing over.
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonAt least her cuffs and collars match now
I was tempted to ask "How would you know?"
But then I figured that there actually is a measuravble chance you were in bed with her, like any rendomly selected male in california, so I decided not to ask.
Quote from: James McMurrayYou feel sorry for a woman that's made millions without having to think? Man, I wish someone would feel sorry for me! :)
I feel sorry for you James, that you having succumbed to a bout of cryptofascism more worthy of the SJGames webshite.
Thanks, man! I knew you cared!
Quote from: AnthrobotI feel sorry for you James, that you having succumbed to a bout of cryptofascism more worthy of the SJGames webshite.
BROTHER!!!!!:hatsoff:
BTW, love the tagline. I might have to steal it.
Quote from: Dominus NoxI was tempted to ask "How would you know?"
Then you must be one of the few people in the English-speaking world who doesn't. Turn off Safesearch and do an Google image search for "Britney Spears upskirt"
Quote from: Dominus NoxBut then I figured that there actually is a measuravble chance you were in bed with her, like any rendomly selected male in california, so I decided not to ask.
Um, I'm British
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonThen you must be one of the few people in the English-speaking world who doesn't. Turn off Safesearch and do an Google image search for "Britney Spears upskirt"
Um, I'm British
Well, she travels a lot, doesn't she?
As to those pics, I prefer my porn straight, plus who wants to see one that's still stretched out from having a baby? Yik.
Quote from: Dominus NoxAs to those pics, I prefer my porn straight, plus who wants to see one that's still stretched out from having a baby? Yik.
I'll won't bother picking out the inherent misogyny in that statement as I don't think anyone on this site's opinion of you can sink any lower, but I will point out that you can tell from this photo that it wasn't a vaginal delivery
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonI'll won't bother picking out the inherent misogyny in that statement
/whisper you just pointed it out. ;)
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonI'll won't bother picking out the inherent misogyny in that statement as I don't think anyone on this site's opinion of you can sink any lower, but I will point out that you can tell from this photo that it wasn't a vaginal delivery
Oh, so now I'm a misognyst too. Damn, now I wonder why I've crusaded against islam for it's brutal oppression of women for so many years then.