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Cheap Valentines!!!

Started by Andrewbeckwith, February 12, 2008, 11:09:16 PM

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Andrewbeckwith

February 12, 2008, 11:09:16 PM
Guys, I'm really cheap and if you guys are like me just get your girlfriend an e-card for valentines..  
Who knows man, maybe I'll go out an buy her the real deal at Hallmark! haha
Anyways if you guys need to get her something fast give her the ecard http://www.cleaningtips.com/valentines-1.asp
 

Ian Absentia

#1
February 12, 2008, 11:20:42 PM
Andrew, you're a sad sack of shit.  While you're here wasting your time bragging about what a cheap, lazy bastard you are, you could be crafting a finely-honed love poem guaranteed to get your girlfriend to bang you Thursday night.  But here you are, being an asocial dipshit.  Meanwhile, your girlfriend is watching reruns of "The Biggest Loser" (and, no, I don't mean you), wondering if she's going to have to kick your lame ass to the curb in two nights' time.

Asshole.

!i!

droog

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February 13, 2008, 04:33:33 AM
Quotea finely-honed love poem

*ahem*

I love your pussy
so tight
like a gripping hand
massaging my schlong
making it spurt
again
and again

on your luminous face
The past lives on in your front room
The poor still weak the rich still rule
History lives in the books at home
The books at home

Gang of Four
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walkerp

#3
February 13, 2008, 11:29:13 PM
Profane and funny, Droog.  Mind if I use it in my valentine to my grandma?
"The difference between being fascinated with RPGs and being fascinated with the RPG industry is akin to the difference between being fascinated with sex and being fascinated with masturbation. Not that there\'s anything wrong with jerking off, but don\'t fool yourself into thinking you\'re getting laid." —Aos

kregmosier

#4
February 14, 2008, 03:40:08 PM
-k
middle-school renaissance

i wrote the Dead; you can get it for free here.

shewolf

#5
February 14, 2008, 03:45:15 PM
droog is so much more romantic than any other man I've known.

Marry me :D ;)

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