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Title: Mules are badass
Post by: Benoist on August 04, 2012, 03:11:44 PM
Check out this picture (just an uploaded pic with some commentary copy/pasted on it). (http://i.imgur.com/1w9TD.jpg)

Shows what a mule in your D&D game can do.

Yeah. These guys can kick ass.
Title: Mules are badass
Post by: The Traveller on August 04, 2012, 04:04:53 PM
A barrel of apples for that mule, and if anyone wants to tell it otherwise I'll be standing twenty five paces behind them.
Title: Mules are badass
Post by: Nahualt on August 04, 2012, 04:49:49 PM
Damn, that was awesome. Think I have to go back and rewrite the stats for Mules in my old Rules Cyclopedia!
Title: Mules are badass
Post by: Benoist on August 04, 2012, 04:58:10 PM
I'm actually told that sometimes donkeys are included in herds of sheep to protect them from hyenas, coyotes and the like. It doesn't look like it's an isolated thing: donkeys and mules seem to kick ass when they want to protect their family.
Title: Mules are badass
Post by: Elfdart on August 10, 2012, 09:22:20 PM
Too bad it's bullshit: LINK (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/mulelion.asp)
Title: Mules are badass
Post by: Sacrosanct on August 10, 2012, 10:06:52 PM
Not so badass

(http://www.theuncommonlife.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Too-much-baggage-mule-and-cart.png)
Title: Mules are badass
Post by: Benoist on August 10, 2012, 10:28:22 PM
LOL Well at least the pics are real.
Title: Mules are badass
Post by: Spike on August 14, 2012, 05:35:47 AM
Related: I watched one of the 'big cat' specials on Discovery last year and witnessed a cape water buffalo fling a full grown real lion (much bigger than a mountain lion) some twenty feet.

Not that it did the buffalo much good, as lions two through five ate it while Lion 1 got up and staggered back to teh fight.

I also saw a small pride of lions working on a water buffalo for a good several hours before the rest of the herd got fed up and stomped 'em good to rescue their (still living) buddy.  

I can imagine that a mountain lion approaching a mule from the rear (as they are wont to do) could, in fact get kicked in the head and killed by said mule.

Of course, I can run up to a main battle tank and toss a rock down the barrel, disabling the main gun. Doesn't mean I am better than a tank, it just means I got somewhat lucky.
Title: Mules are badass
Post by: John Morrow on August 16, 2012, 11:14:50 PM
Quote from: Spike;571156Related: I watched one of the 'big cat' specials on Discovery last year and witnessed a cape water buffalo fling a full grown real lion (much bigger than a mountain lion) some twenty feet.

Not that it did the buffalo much good, as lions two through five ate it while Lion 1 got up and staggered back to teh fight.

The popular Battle at Kurger (http://vimeo.com/2360193) video seems to end better for the water buffalo.  It includes a crocodile, too, in the mix.
Title: Mules are badass
Post by: Spike on August 17, 2012, 12:00:28 AM
I have heard tales of a legendary encouter with crocodiles... perhaps this is it? I will make sure to watch it when I get off work, thanks!