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Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: cchaddiee on March 20, 2007, 02:13:35 AM
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Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Dominus Nox on March 20, 2007, 03:48:14 AM
Go post your spam on the SJG forums.
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Gabriel on March 20, 2007, 08:13:10 AM
Quote from: cchaddieeHave you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?

Up to 500% more volume - Shower your lovers in it

Sweeter tasting sperm - It improves the flavor

Any comment I could possibly make pales before those three blurbs.

Sweeter tasting sperm for teh win!
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: GRIM on March 20, 2007, 08:42:54 AM
*science hat*

Amount  of SPERM makes no difference to the volume of ejaculate of course.

As to volume, I quite like my sperm silent thankyou, especially considering that in even the best circumstances the overwhelming majority are going to die pointlessly.

The tortured screams of several million sperm in their death throes would take all the fun out of sex I think.
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Gabriel on March 20, 2007, 09:12:00 AM
Quote from: GRIMthe overwhelming majority are going to die pointlessly.

The tortured screams of several million sperm in their death throes

My god!  Won't someone please think of the sperm????

Billions of sperm die needlessly every minute.  You can do something about it!  Call your congressman today.  Remember, every sperm is sacred.  Leave no sperm behind!
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Hastur T. Fannon on March 20, 2007, 09:46:39 AM
Quote from: GRIMThe tortured screams of several million sperm in their death throes would take all the fun out of sex I think.

"I felt a great disturbance in the Pants, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Erstwhile on March 20, 2007, 10:50:02 AM
This makes your sperm go to eleven?
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: James J Skach on March 20, 2007, 03:10:26 PM
Quote from: cchaddieeIncreased sexual desire
For whom?
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: kregmosier on March 20, 2007, 05:00:32 PM
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/7638/rockinspewgl3.gif)
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Dominus Nox on March 20, 2007, 11:15:53 PM
So WTF hasn't a mod deleted this spam yet???
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: David Johansen on March 20, 2007, 11:32:36 PM
You know, really waiting a few days between encounters pretty much does the trick.  No wanking in the meantime though.  It's hardly rocket science.
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: joewolz on March 21, 2007, 01:42:19 AM
Quote from: David JohansenYou know, really waiting a few days between encounters pretty much does the trick.  No wanking in the meantime though.  It's hardly rocket science.

But will that improve the FLAVOR?

If someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: GRIM on March 21, 2007, 02:34:48 AM
Quote from: Hastur T. Fannon"I felt a great disturbance in the Pants, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

Crusties are bad enough. Imagine sperm force ghosts!
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: The Good Assyrian on March 21, 2007, 07:32:04 AM
Quote from: Dominus NoxSo WTF hasn't a mod deleted this spam yet???

Hey, you were the dumbass who responded to a spam post and started this mess in the first place.  Nice work, champ.  :rolleyes:


TGA
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Hastur T. Fannon on March 21, 2007, 08:26:40 AM
Quote from: joewolzIf someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."

You don't know about pineapple juice? (though that's probably a myth for physiological reasons)

Diet is alleged to make a difference and I know from personal experience that going veggie made it less salty
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: GRIM on March 21, 2007, 08:51:48 AM
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonYou don't know about pineapple juice? (though that's probably a myth for physiological reasons)

Diet is alleged to make a difference and I know from personal experience that going veggie made it less salty

9/10 housewives couldn't tell the different between new pure vegetable man-juice and baby gravy!
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Dominus Nox on March 21, 2007, 09:08:15 PM
Quote from: The Good AssyrianHey, you were the dumbass who responded to a spam post and started this mess in the first place.  Nice work, champ.  :rolleyes:


TGA
Bite me, asshole. I also reported it to a mod the same time I slapped at the poster.
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Koltar on March 21, 2007, 09:22:35 PM
Quote from: joewolzBut will that improve the FLAVOR?

If someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."

 Joe,
 if it made sperm/semen  taste like Hershey's CHOCOLATE syrup - then there would  be many more women happily doing oral sex for their men.  Most of my women friends go nuts for chocolate or at least declare it a guilty pleasure of theirs.


- E.W.C.
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: The Good Assyrian on March 21, 2007, 09:27:48 PM
Quote from: Dominus NoxBite me, asshole. I also reported it to a mod the same time I slapped at the poster.

Perhaps if you would have just reported it and not used it as yet another tiresome and pointless attempt to take a swipe at another forum, then we could have avoided a 2 page (and counting) thread about the taste of semen.

This officially sucks.  I blame you.


TGA
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: David Johansen on March 21, 2007, 09:34:12 PM
Quote from: joewolzBut will that improve the FLAVOR?

If someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."

Nope just the muzzle energy.
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Koltar on March 21, 2007, 09:48:19 PM
Quote from: The Good AssyrianPerhaps if you would have just reported it and not used it as yet another tiresome and pointless attempt to take a swipe at another forum, then we could have avoided a 2 page (and counting) thread about the taste of semen.

This officially sucks.  I blame you.


TGA


 Good Assyrian ,
 Let me guess which forum?  The usual one ?

 I really do have him on ignore - have I missed anything worth noting or not ?

- E.W.C.
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Dominus Nox on March 22, 2007, 12:55:41 AM
Quote from: The Good AssyrianPerhaps if you would have just reported it and not used it as yet another tiresome and pointless attempt to take a swipe at another forum, then we could have avoided a 2 page (and counting) thread about the taste of semen.

This officially sucks.  I blame you.


TGA


Fuck you, stupid asshole. I didn't force anyone to post here, nor did I force the mods not to delete it.
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: joewolz on March 22, 2007, 01:01:00 AM
Quote from: David JohansenNope just the muzzle energy.

Which is unfortunate.  I feel that muzzle velocity is not an issue with me.
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Kyle Aaron on March 22, 2007, 01:08:22 AM
Our first rpg.net Tangency Open-style thread.

:raise:
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Imperator on March 22, 2007, 05:36:15 AM
Quote from: KoltarGood Assyrian ,
 Let me guess which forum?  The usual one ?

 I really do have him on ignore - have I missed anything worth noting or not ?

- E.W.C.
No, you haven't.
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Christmas Ape on March 23, 2007, 05:47:25 AM
Quote from: KoltarJoe,
 if it made sperm/semen  taste like Hershey's CHOCOLATE syrup - then there would  be many more women happily doing oral sex for their men.  Most of my women friends go nuts for chocolate or at least declare it a guilty pleasure of theirs.


- E.W.C.
[Family Guy deadpan]Thank you, Ted. That was the joke.[/deadpan]
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: GRIM on March 23, 2007, 07:03:43 AM
Wait a sec...

Is there a way to UNNATURALLY increase my sperm volume?

The ad seems to imply that there is.

(Similarly I've always wondered if there's inorganic food...)
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: fonkaygarry on March 23, 2007, 07:11:16 AM
Quote from: JimBobOzOur first rpg.net Tangency Open-style thread.

:raise:
Not with a bang, but a cum-boosting spambot...
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Christmas Ape on March 23, 2007, 07:25:27 AM
So, is this where I kill the thread with a bad joke about "getting it all out of our systems at once"?

:sleep2:
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: The Good Assyrian on March 23, 2007, 07:25:28 AM
Quote from: Dominus NoxFuck you, stupid asshole. I didn't force anyone to post here, nor did I force the mods not to delete it.

To be fair to you, Nox, at least you aren't talking about your own sperm.  I thank you for that kindness, and I apologize.

I have a small dream for this thread:

Quote from: This ThreadFor the love of God, Montresor!

Yes, for the love of God.


TGA
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Imperator on March 23, 2007, 12:14:08 PM
Quote from: The Good AssyrianI have a small dream for this thread:



Yes, for the love of God.


TGA

You win the Internet.
Title: increase your sperm volume naturally
Post by: Koltar on March 23, 2007, 12:21:19 PM
Remember "GOD" likes sperm, after all .....

  ....every sperm is sacred
every sperm is great
If a sperm gets wasted...
God gets quite irate!!


- E.W.C.