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Quote from: cchaddieeHave you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?
Up to 500% more volume - Shower your lovers in it
Sweeter tasting sperm - It improves the flavor
Any comment I could possibly make pales before those three blurbs.
Sweeter tasting sperm for teh win!
*science hat*
Amount of SPERM makes no difference to the volume of ejaculate of course.
As to volume, I quite like my sperm silent thankyou, especially considering that in even the best circumstances the overwhelming majority are going to die pointlessly.
The tortured screams of several million sperm in their death throes would take all the fun out of sex I think.
Quote from: GRIMthe overwhelming majority are going to die pointlessly.
The tortured screams of several million sperm in their death throes
My god! Won't someone please think of the sperm????
Billions of sperm die needlessly every minute. You can do something about it! Call your congressman today. Remember, every sperm is sacred. Leave no sperm behind!
Quote from: GRIMThe tortured screams of several million sperm in their death throes would take all the fun out of sex I think.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Pants, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
This makes your sperm go to eleven?
Quote from: cchaddieeIncreased sexual desire
For whom?
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/7638/rockinspewgl3.gif)
So WTF hasn't a mod deleted this spam yet???
You know, really waiting a few days between encounters pretty much does the trick. No wanking in the meantime though. It's hardly rocket science.
Quote from: David JohansenYou know, really waiting a few days between encounters pretty much does the trick. No wanking in the meantime though. It's hardly rocket science.
But will that improve the FLAVOR?
If someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."
Quote from: Hastur T. Fannon"I felt a great disturbance in the Pants, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Crusties are bad enough. Imagine sperm force ghosts!
Quote from: Dominus NoxSo WTF hasn't a mod deleted this spam yet???
Hey, you were the dumbass who responded to a spam post and started this mess in the first place. Nice work, champ. :rolleyes:
TGA
Quote from: joewolzIf someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."
You don't know about pineapple juice? (though that's probably a myth for physiological reasons)
Diet is alleged to make a difference and I know from personal experience that going veggie made it less salty
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonYou don't know about pineapple juice? (though that's probably a myth for physiological reasons)
Diet is alleged to make a difference and I know from personal experience that going veggie made it less salty
9/10 housewives couldn't tell the different between new pure vegetable man-juice and baby gravy!
Quote from: The Good AssyrianHey, you were the dumbass who responded to a spam post and started this mess in the first place. Nice work, champ. :rolleyes:
TGA
Bite me, asshole. I also reported it to a mod the same time I slapped at the poster.
Quote from: joewolzBut will that improve the FLAVOR?
If someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."
Joe,
if it made sperm/semen taste like Hershey's
CHOCOLATE syrup - then there would be many more women happily doing oral sex for their men. Most of my women friends go nuts for chocolate or at least declare it a guilty pleasure of theirs.
- E.W.C.
Quote from: Dominus NoxBite me, asshole. I also reported it to a mod the same time I slapped at the poster.
Perhaps if you would have just reported it and not used it as yet another tiresome and pointless attempt to take a swipe at another forum, then we could have avoided a 2 page (and counting) thread about the taste of semen.
This officially sucks. I blame you.
TGA
Quote from: joewolzBut will that improve the FLAVOR?
If someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."
Nope just the muzzle energy.
Quote from: The Good AssyrianPerhaps if you would have just reported it and not used it as yet another tiresome and pointless attempt to take a swipe at another forum, then we could have avoided a 2 page (and counting) thread about the taste of semen.
This officially sucks. I blame you.
TGA
Good Assyrian ,
Let me guess which forum? The usual one ?
I really do have him on ignore - have I missed anything worth noting or not ?
- E.W.C.
Quote from: The Good AssyrianPerhaps if you would have just reported it and not used it as yet another tiresome and pointless attempt to take a swipe at another forum, then we could have avoided a 2 page (and counting) thread about the taste of semen.
This officially sucks. I blame you.
TGA
Fuck you, stupid asshole. I didn't force anyone to post here, nor did I force the mods not to delete it.
Quote from: David JohansenNope just the muzzle energy.
Which is unfortunate. I feel that muzzle velocity is not an issue with me.
Our first rpg.net Tangency Open-style thread.
:raise:
Quote from: KoltarGood Assyrian ,
Let me guess which forum? The usual one ?
I really do have him on ignore - have I missed anything worth noting or not ?
- E.W.C.
No, you haven't.
Quote from: KoltarJoe,
if it made sperm/semen taste like Hershey's CHOCOLATE syrup - then there would be many more women happily doing oral sex for their men. Most of my women friends go nuts for chocolate or at least declare it a guilty pleasure of theirs.
- E.W.C.
[Family Guy deadpan]Thank you, Ted. That was the joke.[/deadpan]
Wait a sec...
Is there a way to UNNATURALLY increase my sperm volume?
The ad seems to imply that there is.
(Similarly I've always wondered if there's inorganic food...)
Quote from: JimBobOzOur first rpg.net Tangency Open-style thread.
:raise:
Not with a bang, but a cum-boosting spambot...
So, is this where I kill the thread with a bad joke about "getting it all out of our systems at once"?
:sleep2:
Quote from: Dominus NoxFuck you, stupid asshole. I didn't force anyone to post here, nor did I force the mods not to delete it.
To be fair to you, Nox, at least you aren't talking about your own sperm. I thank you for that kindness, and I apologize.
I have a small dream for this thread:
Quote from: This ThreadFor the love of God, Montresor!
Yes, for the love of God.
TGA
Quote from: The Good AssyrianI have a small dream for this thread:
Yes, for the love of God.
TGA
You win the Internet.
Remember "GOD" likes sperm, after all .....
....every sperm is sacred
every sperm is great
If a sperm gets wasted...
God gets quite irate!!
- E.W.C.