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increase your sperm volume naturally

Started by cchaddiee, March 20, 2007, 02:13:35 AM

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GRIM

Quote from: Hastur T. FannonYou don't know about pineapple juice? (though that's probably a myth for physiological reasons)

Diet is alleged to make a difference and I know from personal experience that going veggie made it less salty

9/10 housewives couldn't tell the different between new pure vegetable man-juice and baby gravy!
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Dominus Nox

Quote from: The Good AssyrianHey, you were the dumbass who responded to a spam post and started this mess in the first place.  Nice work, champ.  :rolleyes:


TGA
Bite me, asshole. I also reported it to a mod the same time I slapped at the poster.
RPGPundit is a fucking fascist asshole and a hypocritial megadouche.

Koltar

Quote from: joewolzBut will that improve the FLAVOR?

If someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."

 Joe,
 if it made sperm/semen  taste like Hershey's CHOCOLATE syrup - then there would  be many more women happily doing oral sex for their men.  Most of my women friends go nuts for chocolate or at least declare it a guilty pleasure of theirs.


- E.W.C.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUn-eN8mkDw&feature=rec-fresh+div

This is what a really cool FANTASY RPG should be like :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-WnjVUBDbs

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The Good Assyrian

Quote from: Dominus NoxBite me, asshole. I also reported it to a mod the same time I slapped at the poster.

Perhaps if you would have just reported it and not used it as yet another tiresome and pointless attempt to take a swipe at another forum, then we could have avoided a 2 page (and counting) thread about the taste of semen.

This officially sucks.  I blame you.


TGA
 

David Johansen

Quote from: joewolzBut will that improve the FLAVOR?

If someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."

Nope just the muzzle energy.
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Koltar

Quote from: The Good AssyrianPerhaps if you would have just reported it and not used it as yet another tiresome and pointless attempt to take a swipe at another forum, then we could have avoided a 2 page (and counting) thread about the taste of semen.

This officially sucks.  I blame you.


TGA


 Good Assyrian ,
 Let me guess which forum?  The usual one ?

 I really do have him on ignore - have I missed anything worth noting or not ?

- E.W.C.
The return of \'You can\'t take the Sky From me!\'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUn-eN8mkDw&feature=rec-fresh+div

This is what a really cool FANTASY RPG should be like :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-WnjVUBDbs

Still here, still alive, at least Seven years now...

Dominus Nox

Quote from: The Good AssyrianPerhaps if you would have just reported it and not used it as yet another tiresome and pointless attempt to take a swipe at another forum, then we could have avoided a 2 page (and counting) thread about the taste of semen.

This officially sucks.  I blame you.


TGA


Fuck you, stupid asshole. I didn't force anyone to post here, nor did I force the mods not to delete it.
RPGPundit is a fucking fascist asshole and a hypocritial megadouche.

joewolz

Quote from: David JohansenNope just the muzzle energy.

Which is unfortunate.  I feel that muzzle velocity is not an issue with me.
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Imperator

Quote from: KoltarGood Assyrian ,
 Let me guess which forum?  The usual one ?

 I really do have him on ignore - have I missed anything worth noting or not ?

- E.W.C.
No, you haven't.
My name is Ramón Nogueras. Running now Vampire: the Masquerade (Giovanni Chronicles IV for just 3 players), and itching to resume my Call of Cthulhu campaign (The Sense of the Sleight-of-Hand Man).

Christmas Ape

Quote from: KoltarJoe,
 if it made sperm/semen  taste like Hershey's CHOCOLATE syrup - then there would  be many more women happily doing oral sex for their men.  Most of my women friends go nuts for chocolate or at least declare it a guilty pleasure of theirs.


- E.W.C.
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GRIM

Wait a sec...

Is there a way to UNNATURALLY increase my sperm volume?

The ad seems to imply that there is.

(Similarly I've always wondered if there's inorganic food...)
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Quote from: JimBobOzOur first rpg.net Tangency Open-style thread.

:raise:
Not with a bang, but a cum-boosting spambot...
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Christmas Ape

So, is this where I kill the thread with a bad joke about "getting it all out of our systems at once"?

:sleep2:
Heroism is no more than a chapter in a tale of submission.
"There is a general risk that those who flock together, on the Internet or elsewhere, will end up both confident and wrong [..]. They may even think of their fellow citizens as opponents or adversaries in some kind of 'war'." - Cass R. Sunstein
The internet recognizes only five forms of self-expression: bragging, talking shit, ass kissing, bullshitting, and moaning about how pathetic you are. Combine one with your favorite hobby and get out there!

The Good Assyrian

Quote from: Dominus NoxFuck you, stupid asshole. I didn't force anyone to post here, nor did I force the mods not to delete it.

To be fair to you, Nox, at least you aren't talking about your own sperm.  I thank you for that kindness, and I apologize.

I have a small dream for this thread:

Quote from: This ThreadFor the love of God, Montresor!

Yes, for the love of God.


TGA