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increase your sperm volume naturally

Started by cchaddiee, March 20, 2007, 02:13:35 AM

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cchaddiee

March 20, 2007, 02:13:35 AM
Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?
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Dominus Nox

#1
March 20, 2007, 03:48:14 AM
Go post your spam on the SJG forums.
RPGPundit is a fucking fascist asshole and a hypocritial megadouche.

Gabriel

#2
March 20, 2007, 08:13:10 AM
Quote from: cchaddieeHave you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?

Up to 500% more volume - Shower your lovers in it

Sweeter tasting sperm - It improves the flavor

Any comment I could possibly make pales before those three blurbs.

Sweeter tasting sperm for teh win!

GRIM

#3
March 20, 2007, 08:42:54 AM
*science hat*

Amount  of SPERM makes no difference to the volume of ejaculate of course.

As to volume, I quite like my sperm silent thankyou, especially considering that in even the best circumstances the overwhelming majority are going to die pointlessly.

The tortured screams of several million sperm in their death throes would take all the fun out of sex I think.
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Gabriel

#4
March 20, 2007, 09:12:00 AM
Quote from: GRIMthe overwhelming majority are going to die pointlessly.

The tortured screams of several million sperm in their death throes

My god!  Won't someone please think of the sperm????

Billions of sperm die needlessly every minute.  You can do something about it!  Call your congressman today.  Remember, every sperm is sacred.  Leave no sperm behind!

Hastur T. Fannon

#5
March 20, 2007, 09:46:39 AM
Quote from: GRIMThe tortured screams of several million sperm in their death throes would take all the fun out of sex I think.

"I felt a great disturbance in the Pants, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
 

Erstwhile

#6
March 20, 2007, 10:50:02 AM
This makes your sperm go to eleven?
 

James J Skach

#7
March 20, 2007, 03:10:26 PM
Quote from: cchaddieeIncreased sexual desire
For whom?
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kregmosier

#8
March 20, 2007, 05:00:32 PM
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i wrote the Dead; you can get it for free here.

Dominus Nox

#9
March 20, 2007, 11:15:53 PM
So WTF hasn't a mod deleted this spam yet???
RPGPundit is a fucking fascist asshole and a hypocritial megadouche.

David Johansen

#10
March 20, 2007, 11:32:36 PM
You know, really waiting a few days between encounters pretty much does the trick.  No wanking in the meantime though.  It's hardly rocket science.
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joewolz

#11
March 21, 2007, 01:42:19 AM
Quote from: David JohansenYou know, really waiting a few days between encounters pretty much does the trick.  No wanking in the meantime though.  It's hardly rocket science.

But will that improve the FLAVOR?

If someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."
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Co-host of 2 Gms, 1 Mic

GRIM

#12
March 21, 2007, 02:34:48 AM
Quote from: Hastur T. Fannon"I felt a great disturbance in the Pants, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

Crusties are bad enough. Imagine sperm force ghosts!
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#13
March 21, 2007, 07:32:04 AM
Quote from: Dominus NoxSo WTF hasn't a mod deleted this spam yet???

Hey, you were the dumbass who responded to a spam post and started this mess in the first place.  Nice work, champ.  :rolleyes:


TGA
 

Hastur T. Fannon

#14
March 21, 2007, 08:26:40 AM
Quote from: joewolzIf someone could make a pill that made it taste like hershey's syrup...that person would be "teh win."

You don't know about pineapple juice? (though that's probably a myth for physiological reasons)

Diet is alleged to make a difference and I know from personal experience that going veggie made it less salty
 
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