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I believe only in evolution and at  the same time   (http://ashsite.com/naturist/index.html)  am agnostic. Our cells came from assorted chemicals getting the pounding of their existence when the moon was much close than it is now and the tides covered continents. Before that they came from the left overs from when our star formed. That which  of course came   (http://ashsite.com/naturist/exibitionist_girls.html)  from previous stars that have gone kaput. Those from the same. Eventually before we had some stars we had a shit load of matter and anti matter, just thankfully for us there was at least just one more matter than their was anti matter. Then well before that there really was nothing until something started a reaction. Now if your happen to feel that this cause of a reaction was our higher power. A force    of some sort we   (http://ashsite.com/nudism/index.html) yet and may never understand. Then sure we are close to being on the same page. However if you feel it was some gr
eater plan, that it knows or even can care about us, then well our pages are weirdly different.
 
 

This is easily the greatest messageboard spam I have seen in a long time.  I can't bring myself to kill it.

Wow.  From scientific agnosticism to porn in two easy steps.

!i!

Do you hear that?  It's the sound of chemicals pounding my cells...it's the sound of....VICTORY!!!!!

This is fucking awesome.  I nominate it be stickied with a warning.

Forgetting the porn and focusing on evolution, I think not believing in evolution is like not believing in gravity and instead insisting angels push everything down.

Basically, evolution is a proven fact, and it's proven because we can and have seen it happen, and we are seeing it happen in the world around us.

Consider bacteria: When penicillin was invented, there were no antibiotic resistant bacteria in the world. Then people start using, and over using, antibiotics left and right as they were the first "wonder drug" that actually did some good.

As a result of massive overuse of antibiotics, especially in mexico, (When is america going to get smart and nuke that filthy dungheap? It's nothing but trouble to us in every way imaginable...) we now have large numbers of bacteria that are resistant, if not immune, to many types of antibiotics.

Where did these new, improved bacteria come from? Evolution. They evolved from normal bacteria following the principles of evolution to the letter.

Even before antibiotics were introduced and widespread, a small percentage of bacteria had random elements in their genetic code that made them less susceptible to antibiotics than most bacteria. Before antibiotics were introduced, these factors were essentially invisible and unimportant.

After the introduction of antibiotics, these factors became very important. When large numbers of baxteria were exposed to antibiotics, the ones with the random traits that made them resistant had a greater chance to survive, and a much, much higher precentage of them did survive. As a result, the next generations of bacteria had a much, much higher percentage of resistant genes in them than did the previous ones. Also, some of them had a stronger resistant traits than ones in earlier generations due random variances in DNA reproduction. This evolutionary process repeated time after time until there were new strains of bacteria that had, thru evoltutionary principes, almost complete resistance to penicillin and most other early antibiotics.

So now we must develop new types and generations of anti-biotics to combat them, and the cycle will likely repeat itself over and over.

The existance of resistant bacteria pretty much proves evolution. The 'creationists" and "intelligent designers" should be ignored until they begij trying to spread their brand of voodoo science into public schools, at which point they should be crushed.

Quote from: Dominus NoxForgetting the porn and focusing on evolution, I think not believing in evolution is like not believing in gravity and instead insisting angels push everything down.

Basically, evolution is a proven fact, and it's proven because we can and have seen it happen, and we are seeing it happen in the world around us.

Evolution is a theory, a theory with a lot of convincing evidence but still only a theory. (By the way, I'm not a creationist whacko, just trying to point out the truth).

QuoteAs a result of massive overuse of antibiotics,especially in mexico, (When is america going to get smart and nuke that filthy dungheap? It's nothing but trouble to us in every way imaginable...) we now have large numbers of bacteria that are resistant, if not immune, to many types of antibiotics.

Any Mexicans want to weigh in and rip the guy a new one?

QuoteWhere did these new, improved bacteria come from? Evolution. They evolved from normal bacteria following the principles of evolution to the letter.

And we're back to science, but science tinged by it's proximity to a complete bigoted twat (Nox, you'll notice I didn't say racist).

snip yet more science.

QuoteThe existance of resistant bacteria pretty much proves evolution. The 'creationists" and "intelligent designers" should be ignored until they begij trying to spread their brand of voodoo science into public schools, at which point they should be crushed.

And then science gets overcome by insanity (note the degredation of the spelling).  Though I do like the thought of ID proponents and Creationists practising Voodoo :) .

Quote from: StumpydaveEvolution is a theory, a theory with a lot of convincing evidence but still only a theory.

What do you think the word "theory" means in this context?

Quote from: Dominus NoxForgetting the porn and focusing on evolution, I think not believing in evolution is like not believing in gravity and instead insisting angels push everything down.

Uh..dude....just in case you didn't know....you're debating a spambot...

Shine on....

Quote from: Hastur T. FannonWhat do you think the word "theory" means in this context?

Well evolution doesn't require a GM and uses conceptual mytholgy and tarot cards for character creation.  Its based more on...this is what you meant, yeah?

Quote from: rcsampleUh..dude....just in case you didn't know....you're debating a spambot...

Shine on....

I'm not debating him, einstein, just since the topic of evolution came up I wanted to state my view on it.

Creationists and Intelligent deisgners like to claim that evolution isn't a valid theory because no one can completely explain every detail of it, yet.

Well, no one had fully explained exactly how gravity works, so it's only a 'theory' too. Given that maybe some of these people who don't believe in evolution should be consistent and refuse to believe in gravity as well. To prove their consistency, I invite them to jump off a high cliff.

Quote from: Dominus NoxGiven that maybe some of these people who don't believe in evolution should be consistent and refuse to believe in gravity as well. To prove their consistency, I invite them to jump off a high cliff.

Given that maybe some of these people who don't believe the sun travels around the earth should be consistent and refuse to believe the Earth is flat. To prove their consistency, I invite them to sail off the edge.

Quote from: Dominus NoxCreationists and Intelligent deisgners like to claim that evolution isn't a valid theory because no one can completely explain every detail of it, yet.

I've seen that claim before and am intrigued by it; these same people are the ones who "know" Heaven exists yet cannot describe an inch of it.

Also, I admit that I'm curious Nox, is there ANY country in the world other than the US that you don't want nuked?

Seriously, what's your beef with brown people?

Quote from: PhishStyxAlso, I admit that I'm curious Nox, is there ANY country in the world other than the US that you don't want nuked?

Seriously, what's your beef with brown people?

No No No!  You're just egging him on!

Quote from: rcsampleStuff about Flat Earth

How can you type? I thought you were pounding your cells...

Quote from: Dominus NoxForgetting the porn and focusing on evolution, I think not believing in evolution is like not believing in gravity and instead insisting angels push everything down.

I'm no religious adherent (much to my late Father's chagrin), but just to shut up the holier-than-thou anti-religious crowd I'd love to find out gravity was really angels pushing us down.

It would certainly give a new meaning to "the man is keeping me down."

It's also a cool plot hook....

Man, Nox just gets funnier every day.

"I'm not a racist, I just think Mexico should be nuked, I'm proud my ancestors beat black people and Medgar Evar's killer should've been let off!  Stop misinterpreting me!"

Quote from: Dominus NoxForgetting the porn and focusing on evolution, I think not believing in evolution is like not believing in gravity and instead insisting angels push everything down.

I'd be interested in seeing your proof that angels aren't pushing everything down.

Quote from: PhishStyxI've seen that claim before and am intrigued by it; these same people are the ones who "know" Heaven exists yet cannot describe an inch of it.

Also, I admit that I'm curious Nox, is there ANY country in the world other than the US that you don't want nuked?

Seriously, what's your beef with brown people?

By and large I'm Ok with canada, now that a no longer have a grudge against them for the last season of "Lexx".

Except for needing to pop one of it's citizens across the mouth, I like australia a lot, well, I'm no fan of it's arachnid populace, but the people are mostly OK.

As to why I don't like mexico, well, let's see: Nearly 10% of it's population is in america, mostly illegally, they take jobs away from americans, drive down wages for american workers, help employers bust american unions, form drug gangs that terrorize and brutalize america citizens in america, force american taxpayers to pay for all those goddam bi lingual signs and education programs, bankrupt the american medical system by getting free medical care here at the taxpayer's expense, they bring over antibiotic resistant diseases like TB that are created in mexico by overuse and misuse of antibiotics and then, they commit crimes at a much higher rate than most other groups, it costs american taxpayers a forturn to feed and care for the tens of thousands in our prisons and then, to top it off, after coming here mostly illegally the worthless scum then get up and DEMAND that they be "respected" and given services by governments local and federal, again mostly at american taxpayer expense.

Now do I need any more reasons to hate them? (Oh, just to bust your "Dominus nox is a RACIST!!!" bubble, I hate the american employers who hire illegals as much if not more than the illegals themselves, and would like to see them imprisoned by the legal system, or simply killed by angry americans who are sick of them driving down american wages.)

Quote from: J ArcaneMan, Nox just gets funnier every day.

"I'm not a racist, I just think Mexico should be nuked, I'm proud my ancestors beat black people and Medgar Evar's killer should've been let off!  Stop misinterpreting me!"

1. Mexico is a huge problem for america, and is actively pursuing a policy called "La Reconquista" which involves flooding america wth illegal mexican immigrants to reconquer parts of america like texas and california. Mexico actively causes problems for america and as an america I'm getting damn sick and tired of that toilet being such a problem for us.

2. I'm proud that my ancestors were the most advanced culture on earth in terms of science, technology and culture at the time, and am not ashamed of the fact despite efforts by guilt trippers to make me feel that way.

3. If the late, unlamented Pinochet got away with thousands of murders, torture and terrorism by playing the "Oh, I'm too old and sick to go to jail!" card them medgar evers sure as hell shouldn't have gone to prison. Instead of saying that evers should not have gone to prison for eluding justice till he was old and feeble, I was saying that pinochet should not have been allowed to do so, but naturally you're too fucking stupid to get that straight.

Quote from: Dominus Noxthey take jobs away from americans,

So a Mexican guy got that cushy fruit pickin' job you were eyeing! Figured it was something like that.

I think native americans feel the same way about whites....
Hey Nox.  You're a wetback!

Quote from: StumpydaveI think native americans feel the same way about whites....
Hey Nox.  You're a wetback!

Hey, they were stupid enough to let foreigners come in and take over, they got the darwin award for it.

What pisses me is that mainstream america is letting this flood of illegal immigrants do to us what we did to the indians. (I won't call them native americans and no one can make me, I was born in america, both my parents and all 4 of my grandparents were born here, that makes me a native america, not a "third generation" anything, and no bunch is going to take that term and tell me I have to call them that.)

I mean, hell, we should fucking know better.

QuoteHey, they were stupid enough to let foreigners come in and take over, they got the darwin award for it.

Wow.  You never cease to amaze me Nox.  Not ever.

Quote from: Dominus NoxHey, they were stupid enough to let foreigners come in and take over, they got the darwin award for it.

What pisses me is that mainstream america is letting this flood of illegal immigrants do to us what we did to the indians. (I won't call them native americans and no one can make me, I was born in america, both my parents and all 4 of my grandparents were born here, that makes me a native america, not a "third generation" anything, and no bunch is going to take that term and tell me I have to call them that.)

I mean, hell, we should fucking know better.

Nox (though now I'm just going to call you Wetback), guess what - you're a RACIST.  How does that feel? (especially given your past rants at people who've accused you of such).

See what happens when you don't have decent public education?

Quote from: James J SkachHow can you type? I thought you were pounding your cells...

I'm done...but they want to cuddle now...

Quote from: droogSee what happens when you don't have decent public education?

I get the vibe that Noxie is the product of the fine American institution of homeschooling.

Just a hunch.

To be fair to Nox, he hasn't said that he hates Mexicans, just Mexico. Not sure how you can hate a country and not the people, but there you go. Just thought i'd point it out. :confused:

The problems he has pointed out are real in some areas of the US though. Most of which is caused of course by poverty, the great Satan of our age. We have the means at our disposal to do something about it perhaps for the first time ever, but are too self-obsessed to bother. Perhaps if everyone was less focussed on bombing each other into little pieces, more money could be found to help those forced into poverty by unfair trading etc.

Quote from: StumpydaveAny Mexicans want to weigh in and rip the guy a new one?

Half-Mexican.  I don't waste any time with fucktards, though, and Nox is a fucktard.

Fuck.

Tard.

Fucktard.

He's on my ignore list because of fucktardedness.

'Cause he's a fucktard.

I think Doc thinks Nox is cool...

Or a fucktard.

Hard to tell; he's being very cagey about this...

Quote from: StumpydaveNox (though now I'm just going to call you Wetback), guess what - you're a RACIST.  How does that feel? (especially given your past rants at people who've accused you of such).

It feels great. I take pride in it. I wear your accusation of "RACIST!!!" like a badge of honor.

These days, being called a "RACIST!!!" just means you're a white male (I am) who does not let the Politically Correct Kool Aid Drinkers tell him what to think, and I'm proud to think for myself instead of being told what views to have.

Quote from: One Horse TownTo be fair to Nox, he hasn't said that he hates Mexicans, just Mexico. Not sure how you can hate a country and not the people, but there you go. Just thought i'd point it out. :confused:

Well, pundy himself once called america, and I quote a "14 year old retarded bully". Now when I called him anti-american he, naturally, attacked me and said that he wasn't anti-american but was against a lot of the things america did and was doing, like the invasion of iraq.

So, since pundy can call america a "14 year old retarded bully" and not be called "Anti american" by anyone but me, I can say I hate mexico without being called anti-mexican.

BTW, as to hating mexico, I still do and still don't care what anyone thinks about it. That toilet of a country is even more corrupt than america is, hard as that may be to believe, I grant you, and solves it's economic problems by not only letting but openly encouraging and supporting mass illegal immigration to my couyntry, causing it a lot of problems.

Also, i wasn't happy when a Tiajuana news program openly referred to an American city as being "Los Angeles, Mexico!"

The flood of illegals into america is a slow motion invasion, and if mainstream america tolerates it we're comitting cultural suicide just like the indians did.

Quote from: Dominus NoxIt feels great. I take pride in it. I wear your accusation of "RACIST!!!" like a badge of honor.

These days, being called a "RACIST!!!" just means you're a white male (I am) who does not let the Politically Correct Kool Aid Drinkers tell him what to think, and I'm proud to think for myself instead of being told what views to have.

...Aaand with that outstanding display of asstardary, Dominus Nox finally outlives the amusement factor of his posts and becomes the inaugural entrant of my ignore list..

People like Nox are proof that the Weird Gamer threads and Al Bruno IIIrds webpage are based on fact, not fiction.

QuoteThese days, being called a "RACIST!!!" just means you're a white male (I am) who does not let the Politically Correct Kool Aid Drinkers tell him what to think, and I'm proud to think for myself instead of being told what views to have.

Are you saying there are no white racists?

Quote from: jrientsAre you saying there are no white racists?

I was beaten up by some once. But I'll let the rest of you whities off because that's just the sort of guy I am.

Quote from: droogI was beaten up by some once. But I'll let the rest of you whities off because that's just the sort of guy I am.

That's awfully nice of you.

Quote from: jrientsThat's awfully nice of you.

I'd do the same for a black man.

Quote from: Dominus NoxIt feels great. I take pride in it. I wear your accusation of "RACIST!!!" like a badge of honor.

These days, being called a "RACIST!!!" just means you're a white male (I am) who does not let the Politically Correct Kool Aid Drinkers tell him what to think, and I'm proud to think for myself instead of being told what views to have.

You may want to buy a new dictionary if that's what yours is telling you racist means.

Quote from: jrientsThat's awfully nice of you.

Down here in The South the phrase is "that's mighty white of you."

Quote from: James McMurrayDown here in The South the phrase is "that's mighty white of you."

I couldn't quite bring myself to bust that one out.

Don't worry, that's what I'm here for. :D

Quote from: WetbackIt feels great. I take pride in it. I wear your accusation of "RACIST!!!" like a badge of honor.

These days, being called a "RACIST!!!" just means you're a white male (I am) who does not let the Politically Correct Kool Aid Drinkers tell him what to think, and I'm proud to think for myself instead of being told what views to have.

Actually whilst I have every respect for those standing up for us white males - who do appear to be getting more and more marginalised - you aren't doing that.
All your doing is denigrating others.

But what else could we expect from a poorly educated chav.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Quote from: Koolaide drinkerActually whilst I have every respect for those standing up for us white males - who do appear to be getting more and more marginalised - you aren't doing that.
All your doing is denigrating others.

But what else could we expect from a poorly educated chav.

"Education" in america is more and more of a cross between a sad joke and a multi year session of PC brain washing.

Quote from: Mystery ManThere is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

I am envisioning a humorous (absurd, really) modern-day action/espionage scenario wherein the goal is to break into Chuck Norris' house and remove an item from that list.

Maybe it's not just a list of animals but of people....hmm.

Kenny Rogers?

Quote from: Dr Rotwang!Kenny Rogers?

Shut your filthy hole, Doc.  The Gambler is above your petty concerns.

Quote from: Wetback"Education" in america is more and more of a cross between a sad joke and a multi year session of PC brain washing.

Oh, my apologies.  I thought you'd failed when instead you've qualified a valedictorian.

Quote from: fonkaygarryShut your filthy hole, Doc.  The Gambler is above your petty concerns.

Cry me a river.

No, wait.  A stream.

You know, for the islands.

Nox is unholy fun distilled. Please, never kick him out of here. I laugh too much at him.

Quote from: Dominus NoxI'm proud that my ancestors were the most advanced culture on earth in terms of science, technology and culture at the time, and am not ashamed of the fact despite efforts by guilt trippers to make me feel that way.

Whoa, you're Chinese??

Quote from: Dominus NoxThese days, being called a "RACIST!!!" just means you're a white male (I am)....

Oh.  Half-Chinese.

Quote from: Dominus NoxI won't call them native americans and no one can make me...

Dude, you just did.

!i!

Quote from: Dominus NoxI won't call them native americans and no one can make me

What's wrong with "First People"?


(this is cruel really)

Quote from: Dr Rotwang!Cry me a river.

No, wait.  A stream.

You know, for the islands.

You better watch out, Doc.

Sometimes you gotta fight when you're a man.

Quote from: fonkaygarryYou better watch out, Doc.

Sometimes you gotta fight when you're a man.

Yeah, and you gotta know when to run to your fried chicken restaurant.

I thought this was a serious thread about evolution 'cause of the posters - Hastur, James J, James M, J.Arcane etc - then I actualy began reading it. Man, I love this site. You wont get this kind of funny on tBP...PLEASE MODS NEVER BAN DOMINUS NOX . He's the gift that keeps on giving :D

Regards,
David R

Quote from: David RIPLEASE MODS NEVER BAN DOMINUS NOX . He's the gift that keeps on giving :D

The novelty wears off after a while.

Quote from: Dr Rotwang!Yeah, and you gotta know when to run to your fried chicken restaurant.

Fried chicken and watermelon!?

Quote from: O'BorgThe novelty wears off after a while.

I find Nox is like pr0n. Too much in one day makes me feel slightly ill, but a dose or two a week is just fine and mostly amusing.

Not that he makes my keyboard sticky, or anything.

Okay, I guess I chose a bad analogy.

Quote from: droogFried chicken and watermelon!?

(http://www.vintageip.com/hotdog/nathansext.jpg)

I think I had a character who died in one of those. "Lard falls, you die," said the GM.

Quote from: JimBobOzI think I had a character who died in one of those. "Lard falls, you die," said the GM.

KR's Roasters is a riddle wrapped in an enigma, then slathered in sauce and served with a side of Niblets.

Also: the obligatory link (http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/).

Quote from: O'BorgThe novelty wears off after a while.

Indeed.  A chimp wanking off at the  zoo is funny for a minute or so...but after that, he's just a primate with his dick in his hand.

Quote from: Dr Rotwang!Indeed.  A chimp wanking off at the  zoo is funny for a minute or so...but after that, he's just a primate with his dick in his hand.

Don't diss the primates or they'll fuck you up!


[For more examples, see roleplayers as dancing monkeys (http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=242404)]

Quote from: David RI thought this was a serious thread about evolution 'cause of the posters - Hastur, James J, James M, J.Arcane etc

Who da fuck you callin' "etc"? :mad:

Oh my, why did I read this thread before? :rotfl: