Quote from: el diablo roboticoGetting laid isn't a problem for geeks. That's a myth that really should be put to rest.

It's getting quality tail that ends up being the challenge...

Quote from: lordhellionIt's getting quality tail that ends up being the challenge...

Geek girls give better head.

Quote from: el diablo roboticoGeek girls give better head.

That's comes from rolling D20's around in thier mouth.

I think he should get his stupid picture in the book. It's ridiculous. He's not bringing a weapon to school, he's bringing a picture of himself in his dorky SCA costume.

A policy of not having weapons at school is a good thing.

But a policy of not having pictures of weapon at schools?

Quote from: Abyssal MawA policy of not having weapons at school is a good thing.

But a policy of not having pictures of weapon at schools?

I dated this Jewish girl once, she worked at a Jewish kindergarten. Some of the parents arced up and got all the stuffed toys removed from the place. Why? Most of them were bears, tigers and so on. Animals which are not kosher to eat.

"Hey kid, I'm gonna have to take that teddy bear off you."
"Why?"
"Because you're not allowed to eat it."
Kid cries at the thought of eating their teddy bear.

Ain't nothin' in the midrash or anyone else says we can't have pretend bears, pigs - hell, we can have a giant motherfuckin' photograph of a pig in our kitchen, if we want, wall-to-fuckin'-wall. Just can't eat the thing, is all.

That is some crazy shit, that sensitivity to the prohibited things. I think it comes from not having been beaten enough as a child. Makes 'em all wussy and whiny.

Quote from: lordhellionThat's comes from rolling D20's around in thier mouth.

That is so hot.

Quote from: GRIMSame thing.
We just use the canadians as a buffer zone around the Americans and to surround Quebec.

Buffer zone?  I thought Canada was America's hat.

Ass Hat, maybe....

Just kidding folks....just kdding.  We love our neighbors to the north.

Quote from: el diablo roboticoGeek girls give better head.

Gross generalisation, but geeks in general tend to view sex ed books (etc.) as instruction manuals and we're the kind of people that actually read the instructions

Quote from: James J SkachWe love our neighbors to the north.

Really?

....Damn.

'Cuz we mostly look down on Americans with thinly-disguised "less idiotic than you" attitudes.

Quote from: Levi KornelsenReally?

....Damn.

'Cuz we mostly look down on Americans with thinly-disguised "less idiotic than you" attitudes.

Don't worry about it.  For the most part we find you indistinguishable from Minnesotans.

Quote from: Levi KornelsenReally?

....Damn.

'Cuz we mostly look down on Americans with thinly-disguised "less idiotic than you" attitudes.

Just because we look down on you doesn't mean we can't love you as well! It's that pity-love thing.

From what I recall in my studies in High School and College, Canada has never produced anything of value apart from Colin Mochrie.

Quote from: James McMurrayFrom what I recall in my studies in High School and College, Canada has never produced anything of value apart from Colin Mochrie.

I enjoy a Canada Dry, now and again.

Canada Dry is produced by Texans and owned by Brits.