I loves me some fuckin' bagels. I like to use the plain ones to make tuna melts. I also like to use the cinnamon raisin ones for two reasons: 1. they're delicious with sweet cream cheese, & 2. Muslims have to wait to go to paradise to get their 72 raisins, but I'm not a Muslim, and so I get them in my bagels.
The best part about fuckin' bagels is watching my wife lick off the cream cheese.
mmm...bagels...I'm 37 hours into a 48 hour fast for a medical procedure and damn if a bagel wouldn't make me a happy man. Raisins or no.
Quote from: James McMurrayThe best part about fuckin' bagels is watching my wife lick off the cream cheese.
I agree.
You've been watching my wife?
Quote from: James McMurrayYou've been watching my wife?
:mischief:
Can't blame ya. :D
Quote from: David Johansenmmm...bagels...I'm 37 hours into a 48 hour fast for a medical procedure and damn if a bagel wouldn't make me a happy man. Raisins or no.
Best wishes on that.
Also, I don't think I could voluntarily fast for 48 hours. Are you at least allowed to drink punch and the like?
Quote from: James McMurrayThe best part about fuckin' bagels is watching my wife lick off the cream cheese.
:pics:
Sorry. My cream cheese won't be going near any bagels for quite some time if I posted those. :)
Quote from: James McMurraySorry. My cream cheese won't be going near any bagels for quite some time if I posted those. :)
LOL! I bet. :D
Quote from: Elliot WilenBest wishes on that.
Also, I don't think I could voluntarily fast for 48 hours. Are you at least allowed to drink punch and the like?
Clear fluids, broth, and two slices of melba toast yesterday.
Tommorow they'll put a drain snake with a camera and a claw up my ass and another camera down my throat. But probably after two or three enemas.
Not exactly a thrill.
Are you my brother-in-law? poor bastard has to go through the same thing.
I most certainly don't envy you. Goo luck man!
For a second there I thought that title under your name was "scatifier."
(http://xbe.xanga.com/7e7c12e151d3482739295/b47938225.jpg)
Ok, seriously, here's where we need a "Go Back to Tangency" sign emoticon. WTF are we making threads like this here?
RPGPundit
Quote from: James J SkachAre you my brother-in-law? poor bastard has to go through the same thing.
Nope, but it's a pretty common procedure. They want you to have it done every 3-5 years if anyone in your immediate family has had colon cancer.
And Pundit, that's a damn hilarious picture.
Aah! It's so cute. Talking about ickle-wickle bread products. Asking for piccies of ickle-wickle bread products. It'll be fucking vibes and keetooms and pie next.
See here man, I haven't eaten in two days! I can't eat vibes and even at this point I'm not so sure I'd eat a kitten. I want that fuckin' bagel!
Quote from: RPGPunditOk, seriously, here's where we need a "Go Back to Tangency" sign emoticon. WTF are we making threads like this here?
Why not?
Quote from: James McMurrayWhy not?
Because this is the sort of puerile shit you find on Tangency/RPG.net. I'm not saying its not allowed, I'm just saying its a fucking waste of bandwidth that lessens you all.
Edit: its also time you could be spending talking about RPGs.
RPGPundit
Fine....Lets loop it all around back to RPGs.
Here's the setting : the player characters are contestants on a reality show to find new Superheroes. One "Hero" gets his powers from touching video games, another one - she gets her powers boosted every time she eats donuts (or maybe bagels).
Thing is, right when a winner and runner-up are declared - a REAL super powered menace shows up .
Sound familiar ? It should . The first 90% of that was a TV show on Sci-Fi channel last summer.
- Ed C.
Well the procedure's done and I have no cancer, which is a good thing, and I'm eating melba toast and cherries and who knows, maybe even a bagel! Though certainly not a fucking one with "cream cheese"
I had that done to me a few months ago. Only the throat part, but still. Genius that I am, I told them to do it without anesthesia. After all, how bad could it be?
Well, turns out the answer is: bad.
Very, very bad.
David, I doubt we see eye-to-eye on much here, but congrats - good news.
Pierce - they want to do that to me cause of the reflux shit I've had for 25 years. I'm not looking forward to it to the point of avoidance...
Pundy - ahh go fuck yourself. You lessen yourself by coming in here and telling us we lessen ourselves - you fucking swine.
Damn...I am ranty after lunch. I need meds...
Quote from: James J SkachPierce - they want to do that to me cause of the reflux shit I've had for 25 years. I'm not looking forward to it to the point of avoidance...
I have that! The Prilosec, it does nothing!
They tell me to quit smoking, drinking, eating beef... what's up with that shit?!? Spare me--go invent some medication that works, and stuff.
PS: 25 years, seriously? They do need to have a look, you know... it's not this dramatic illness, but there can be some long-term issues.
Glad to hear you're good!
Anyone want a bagel? I have it on a good authority they'll help you lose weight. Or at least talking about them will lessen you, which sounds like the same thing.
Jimmy...I hear it helps you los weight if you talk about them while running on the treadmill..it's this revolutionary new diet supplement called bageldoiten..
Pierce - yeah, they had me on aciphex...that stuff kicks ass! But having it for 25 years, there's apparently some "concern" among "medical research" blah blah blah cancer....that's about how I hear it :D
I'm scheduled to see the doc again next week...once you get over 40, shit gets scary...
EDIT: Oh yeah - not to be a anti smoker, cause occasionally...anyway...that makes a huge difference. When I don't smoke it's like night and day, with our without aciphex.
Treadmills? Those look too much like a big flat piece of dough to mesh with my bagelocity philosophizing.
I was a long time smoker and quit about ten years back. It had an amazing change on my general conditioning as far as endurance goes. I personally would never go back.
Then again, my dad smokes two packs and a nickel bag a day in Colorado and spends his time hiking cross country and climbing mountains.
Quote from: James J SkachDavid, I doubt we see eye-to-eye on much here, but congrats - good news.
Pierce - they want to do that to me cause of the reflux shit I've had for 25 years. I'm not looking forward to it to the point of avoidance...
James, I still need to find a bagel, I had a corned beef sandwich and the rest of the melba tost though. When I had two slices for supper Tuesday night I swore that if I lived I'd eat the whole damn pack.
You shouldn't be too scared of the procedure. The laxative, yes. The nursing student that puts in the IV wrong, certainly. But all I remember of the procedure itself is that for a moment something hurt enough I almost woke up and I can remember it hurting. I'd guess that's when the clipped the polyp. Apparently I was gestating a migo.
But the laxative? Man! I was shitting pure rain water on day two.
To further derail the thread, i got you all beat. Last year, i had a camera inserted into an orifice far smaller than the throat or arse...
And yes, it hurt. :(
Try the whole-wheat bagels, folks. 'Cuz by the sounds of it, some of you need to consume more fiber. Me, I take in three or four times the recommended amount per day. And now that we're intimate, anybody want to see a picture of my pussy? She's part Russian blue and part white shorthair.
And I swear, the first person to come on here and ask for "vibes" will get them--the bad kind, that is...
Whole wheat's for pussies.* Real men spend their later years rotting away slowly from the inside.
*and people that own them.
Quote from: One Horse TownTo further derail the thread, i got you all beat. Last year, i had a camera inserted into an orifice far smaller than the throat or arse...
And yes, it hurt. :(
I just have two word for you - Kidney Stones. 4. So far.:eek:
Quote from: Black FlagTry the whole-wheat bagels, folks. 'Cuz by the sounds of it, some of you need to consume more fiber. Me, I take in three or four times the recommended amount per day. And now that we're intimate, anybody want to see a picture of my pussy? She's part Russian blue and part white shorthair.
And I swear, the first person to come on here and ask for "vibes" will get them--the bad kind, that is...
My Dad got me a Russian Blue pussy when I turned 13...said it was time to become a man.
Apparently he thought having a cat would teach me responsibility.
What?