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Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: tobacccooo on March 03, 2007, 12:32:55 PM
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Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: RedFox on March 03, 2007, 12:57:47 PM
I don't usually respond to spam but for some reason I find this post very amusing.

It's like a gauntlet slapped down in front of our resident pipe smoker.  :D
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on March 03, 2007, 12:59:53 PM
"Tobacco Wizard, your turn."

"I cast Stinking Cloud."

"That's getting old, dude."
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: RedFox on March 03, 2007, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: Dr Rotwang!"Tobacco Wizard, your turn."

"I cast Stinking Cloud."

"That's getting old, dude."

"Okay, how about Tasha's Hideous Coughing?  I totally researched it and everything.  Well, renamed it..."
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on March 03, 2007, 03:17:54 PM
When I get home, I'll scan in my cartoon picture of Tobacco Wizard.  

And then I'll post it.
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: RedFox on March 03, 2007, 03:38:14 PM
Quote from: Dr Rotwang!When I get home, I'll scan in my cartoon picture of Tobacco Wizard.  

And then I'll post it.

I love you forever.
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Dominus Nox on March 03, 2007, 04:07:42 PM
Keep your fucking poison to yourself. Most of us are to intelligent to use it, and have better things to do with our money.
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on March 03, 2007, 10:58:45 PM
Quote from: RedFoxI love you forever.
I will only break your heart.

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a383/Rotwang/TW50.jpg)
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: RedFox on March 04, 2007, 04:14:56 AM
Okay that's the coolest thing to ever result from spam.
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Stumpydave on March 04, 2007, 06:25:01 AM
Anyone remember Nic O'tine from the Superman no smoking campaign.  
That's what Rotwang's Wizard reminds me of.
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Ian Absentia on March 04, 2007, 11:28:48 AM
Quote from: StumpydaveAnyone remember Nic O'tine from the Superman no smoking campaign.
Oh, of course.  Blame it on the Irish. :rolleyes:

!i!
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Monster Manuel on March 05, 2007, 08:47:52 AM
I disagree completely with the OP, and think this RPG would be unplayable. I think it needs more dragons and a tighter resolution mechanic- like pulling lint out of your pocket and comparing its color to a chart cross-indexed with your mood. So say if you pulled out blue lint with red flecks and you were feeling "coy", you'd do double damage. Go back to game design school, Fucko.


(Edit: Typos only.)
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Abyssal Maw on March 05, 2007, 09:07:22 AM
I like how the tobacco wizard wears flip flops.
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on March 05, 2007, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Monster ManuelI disagree completely with the OP, and think this RPG would be unplayable. I think it needs more dragons and a tighter resolution mechanic- like pulling lint out of your pocket and comparing its color to a chart cross-indexed with you mood. So say if you puled out blue lint with red flecks and you were feeling "coy", you'd do double damage. Go back to game design school, Fucko.
Have I welcomed you to The RPG Site yet?  Because I totally welcome you to The RPG Site.

RE FLIP-FLOPS: I was thinking of that guy from "Kung Fu Hustle" when I drew those.  The Toad?  Was that his name?
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: kregmosier on March 05, 2007, 01:29:18 PM
ahahah! perfect, Doc.
Of course if you were to color it, you just know his robe would be a nasty yellow-tinged white, and his hair would be grey with brown/yellow nicotine-stained patches.

Next thought:  his Familiar?  ohh the possibilities. :D
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Ian Absentia on March 05, 2007, 08:08:02 PM
Quote from: Dr Rotwang!RE FLIP-FLOPS: I was thinking of that guy from "Kung Fu Hustle" when I drew those.  The Toad?  Was that his name?
The Beast, with his Toad Style.

!i!
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on March 05, 2007, 08:43:11 PM
Quote from: Ian AbsentiaThe Beast, with his Toad Style.

!i!
*ding*
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: joewolz on March 05, 2007, 09:42:58 PM
Quote from: Dominus NoxKeep your fucking poison to yourself. Most of us are to intelligent to use it, and have better things to do with our money.

And yet not intelligent enough to know "to" from "too"?
Title: Discount cigarettes
Post by: Monster Manuel on March 06, 2007, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Dr Rotwang!Have I welcomed you to The RPG Site yet?  Because I totally welcome you to The RPG Site.

RE FLIP-FLOPS: I was thinking of that guy from "Kung Fu Hustle" when I drew those.  The Toad?  Was that his name?

Thanks. I want to play a tobacco wizard in my next D&D game. I think his familiar should be a cute  ambulatory tumor.

-MM, Unapologetic smoker.