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Daniel Ream: Whatever people do for a living, they want the exact opposite in RPGs

Started by Shipyard Locked, July 27, 2016, 12:18:34 PM

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crkrueger

Quote from: jeff37923;910152I work for a Fortune 500 company as a Quality Control Robot Operator. I like playing in science fiction/science fantasy genre as a pilot/mechanic of some kind, so not too far from what I do normally.
Aside from the whole going into space which you will never do in your lifetime thing. :D
Even the the "cutting edge" storygamers for all their talk of narrative, plot, and drama are fucking obsessed with the god damned rules they use. - Estar

Yes, Sean Connery\'s thumb does indeed do megadamage. - Spinachcat

Isuldur is a badass because he stopped Sauron with a broken sword, but Iluvatar is the badass because he stopped Sauron with a hobbit. -Malleus Arianorum

"Tangency Edition" D&D would have no classes or races, but 17 genders to choose from. -TristramEvans

Vile Traveller

Landscape architect, and I want beautifully-executed maps and table-top terrain in my games, thank you very much. I guess it matters whether you hate your job.

Manzanaro

You\'re one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan, designed and directed by his red right hand.

- Nick Cave

crkrueger

Even the the "cutting edge" storygamers for all their talk of narrative, plot, and drama are fucking obsessed with the god damned rules they use. - Estar

Yes, Sean Connery\'s thumb does indeed do megadamage. - Spinachcat

Isuldur is a badass because he stopped Sauron with a broken sword, but Iluvatar is the badass because he stopped Sauron with a hobbit. -Malleus Arianorum

"Tangency Edition" D&D would have no classes or races, but 17 genders to choose from. -TristramEvans

Manzanaro

The correct response is simply "lol". (Or you could note that you found the post to be helpful, for more of an understated effect.)
You\'re one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan, designed and directed by his red right hand.

- Nick Cave

crkrueger

Responding to a joke with a joke isn't an appropriate response?  Do you have the special secret interface that put the "Do you find this post helpful?" back in, because I don't see it. ;)
Even the the "cutting edge" storygamers for all their talk of narrative, plot, and drama are fucking obsessed with the god damned rules they use. - Estar

Yes, Sean Connery\'s thumb does indeed do megadamage. - Spinachcat

Isuldur is a badass because he stopped Sauron with a broken sword, but Iluvatar is the badass because he stopped Sauron with a hobbit. -Malleus Arianorum

"Tangency Edition" D&D would have no classes or races, but 17 genders to choose from. -TristramEvans

Rincewind1

There aren't many games with being a corporate drone as a focus, so I guess I'm safe.
Furthermore, I consider that  This is Why We Don\'t Like You thread should be closed

Batman

I work in Surveillance, so any game where I'm not sitting and watching a video screen or monitor is a good game. Yay for human interaction!!
" I\'m Batman "

Omega

Villains & Vigilanties has players create game versions of themselves. Probably a few others that do too.

Willie the Duck

I'm a big data crunching health care researcher, so unless they invent SQL: the RPG or Legal Compliance D20, there won't be an exact analogue. On the other hand, I deal with an impossibly large system where incomplete data informs large questions about complex interactions that are half factual, and half rely on human behavior, with lots of imperfect systems (many of them legacy) which are still important to people even though they don't work perfectly for the situation at hand. So what do I do for escapism? Roll dice with a group that still considers 3e a perfectly good system and 'we'll make it work' covers a lot of the issues with the system. So maybe I'm just a glutton for punishment.

Warboss Squee

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;910105This notion is either blindingly obvious or "mu."  Few of us have exciting lives, so no shit our games will be different from our real lives.

On the other hand, I work as a newspaper reporter.  Playing D&D means ipso facto I will be playing not-what-I-do-in-real-life.

I'm the district manager of the local paper, but I don't think that would work in a game. Maybe CoC.

Quote from: Alderaan Crumbs;910114EOD tech here and I rarely play. When I have, I never played an ordnance guy or made IEDs or the like. I'm not the "Blow shits up!!!" guy, no matter the setting. Come to think of it, my NPCs are rarely into boom-boom, either.

My super-bestie was a corpsman and he's the same way, but with being the "healer". Even clerics, who he promptly slaps for praying to sky-faeries and touching him with warm, glowy hands.

OK, he doesn't slap clerics but he wants to. I know he wants to...

Personally, I dream of being a cyber-ninja with mind-wammy powers, so that's what I play. :D

As the bestie in question, I did three tours. Suggesting that I play the healer Will get you slapped. Repeatedly.

That said, most of my characters tend to be alcoholics, and I've been on the wagon nominally for years, so there's that I suppose.

Sommerjon

Quote from: BedrockBrendan;910136All I am saying is the premise 'people want to role play the exact opposite of what they do for a living, seems a little shaky to me. I think a lot of peoples' character choices are not far off from their real life personality. I am not saying it is identical to daily life or as boring.
It is shaky.

Some do, big deal.  Some isn't all.
Quote from: One Horse TownFrankly, who gives a fuck. :idunno:

Quote from: Exploderwizard;789217Being offered only a single loot poor option for adventure is a railroad

Shipyard Locked

Quote from: Batman;910199I work in Surveillance, so any game where I'm not sitting and watching a video screen or monitor is a good game. Yay for human interaction!!

Would you believe I sometimes, sometimes envy a job like yours?

Opaopajr

I am a polychromatic spaceship from the zone of fantasy. My day job involves shooting polychromatic aliens for fun and profit. (No, really, they turn into coins and cash bills that I have to fly down and collect. It's a bit rough on the wings.)

I have played just about anything and everything, but usually let random processes decide for me.

I have a fondness for GMing the human everyday, such as bookkeeping, housecleaning, receptioning, shopping, accounting, cooking, filing forms in triplicate, driving in traffic, and writing reports/essays.

So I guess it's true! :p
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman

Willie the Duck

Quote from: Warboss Squee;910229I'm the district manager of the local paper, but I don't think that would work in a game. Maybe CoC.

I seem to recall both Marvel and DC comics having a heck of a lot of characters with day jobs in the newspaper industry. You could play a superhero game. :D

Quote from: Warboss Squee;910229That said, most of my characters tend to be alcoholics, and I've been on the wagon nominally for years, so there's that I suppose.

Interesting. I'm twelve years sober. I don't make my characters have the same issues, and a if we did the traditional 'you all meet in a tavern,' I assume my character would be having an ale. However, I wouldn't imagine choosing to roleplay an active drinking alcoholic.