A Panapoly of magic items and animals

Shipyard Locked · May 22, 2015, 11:05:03 PM

Scrivener's Marionette - This plain looking wooden marionette is equipped with a crystal quill in its ball-shaped hand and a pair of oversized glasses. If its operator is a skillful enough puppeteer to use it to write something, they will discover that their writing talent is increased to equal their puppetry skills. Thus, a master puppeteer with sufficient patience could write masterpieces.

RPGPundit · May 26, 2015, 05:00:24 AM

Bikini of Chain-Mail: A chain-mail bikini that provides the same level of protection as ordinary chainmail, while weighing considerably less.

Shipyard Locked · May 28, 2015, 12:38:00 PM

Quick Peeler of Unlikely Flaying - Although you could use this potato peeler the conventional way, you can also tap any peelable fruit, vegetable, or boiled egg with it three times to instantly peel it. It does not normally have any effect on creatures, but there is a 1% chance that it will - the result is appalling and eventually lethal.

Shipyard Locked · May 28, 2015, 06:30:00 PM

Eye-patch of Reversed Bias - This eyepatch is stitched with the image of a toothy fox's face. As long as you are wearing it, all your strong personal biases are reversed if logically possible, or neutralized if not. Curiously, this goofy accessory does not seem to interfere with people's first impressions of you.

(Curse that prevents the eye-patch's removal is optional)

Shipyard Locked · May 29, 2015, 12:16:15 PM

Girdle of Crusading Opinions - As long as you are wearing this cursed girdle, you will take grave offense at any comment about your political or social values that is anything less than total acceptance. There is a 5% chance that you will actually lose control and physically attack the speaker for being so evil as to question the obvious truth of your world view. There is a 5% chance that you will break down in tears and flee, traumatized by the reality that dissenting opinions exist.

RPGPundit · May 30, 2015, 08:28:26 AM

Disco Boots of the Northern Lords: Cursed boots that will make you skilled at the most fashionable of popular dances; for about three years, after which no one will be able to stand you.

Shipyard Locked · May 30, 2015, 10:41:56 AM

Dancing Gloves - A fine pair of white opera gloves. The right command word will cause them to animate and dance elegantly with each other for thirty seconds, like two tiny ballroom stars. If anyone is wearing them at the time, she will have to use her strength to resist being dragged along for the performance (and possibly suffering broken fingers from some of the more elaborate twisting dance steps).

Shipyard Locked · May 31, 2015, 09:51:03 AM

Soup Tortoise - This brass construct is the size and shape of a real tortoise, but much more stylized. It wanders around looking for hungry people, then opens a lid in its shell to offer magically generated tortoise soup from its conveniently bowl-shaped inner cavity. It can generate about six bowls of soup a day.

RPGPundit · June 02, 2015, 01:16:37 AM

Color Bomb: a small black ball with little flecks of various colors (blue,green, red, yellow, purple, orange). When you activate it, it will randomly destroy everything in the immediate area of one randomly-rolled color.

Opaopajr · June 02, 2015, 08:01:54 AM

Claymore of Sundering A legendary magical sword, tremendous in battle, and bane of the highland clans. Bane, for though its wielder is ferocious in battle with +1 to-hit, and granted an additional attack per round, loses lasting friendships and critically shatters coalitions. Those emotionally close to the wielder re-roll reactions rolls at Disadvantage each time upon reacquaintance.