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Why is that Dragon wearing a bow tie?

Started by RPGPundit, May 06, 2015, 11:53:06 PM

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RPGPundit

May 06, 2015, 11:53:06 PM
The gonzo version of the evil-overlord thread.
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#1
May 07, 2015, 12:26:23 AM
He was into bow ties before bow ties were cool!
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trechriron

#2
May 07, 2015, 12:39:46 AM
Chocolate Oranges. And not the candies in the foil you break into slivers. Real, actual grown on a tree chocolate inside peels on the outside chocolate oranges. Once, in the realm of Willnka he tasted the wonderful creation but his crimes took him far away. He lost his Golden Ticket and the strange factory owner who brought him there. He now conquers worlds looking for the illusive guide who can bring him back to Willnka and the delicious wonder of the chocolate orange.
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danskmacabre

#3
May 07, 2015, 12:42:14 AM
He's about to go on a HOT date with a female Red Dragon.

Opaopajr

#4
May 07, 2015, 01:18:42 AM
Because cravats are ovah! to anybody truly in the know. (Genius level INT bizzatches!)
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Christopher Brady

#5
May 07, 2015, 03:51:59 AM
Quote from: trechriron;830175Chocolate Oranges. And not the candies in the foil you break into slivers. Real, actual grown on a tree chocolate inside peels on the outside chocolate oranges. Once, in the realm of Willnka he tasted the wonderful creation but his crimes took him far away. He lost his Golden Ticket and the strange factory owner who brought him there. He now conquers worlds looking for the illusive guide who can bring him back to Willnka and the delicious wonder of the chocolate orange.

...I really like this one...
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tuypo1

#6
May 07, 2015, 04:54:11 AM
Because he heard his date was into knots.

white dragons are not very smart.

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Ravenswing

#7
May 07, 2015, 04:54:55 AM
So that idiotic humans with irrepressible curiosity come stumbling up to him to ask him why he's wearing a freaking bow tie.

>> CHOMP <<

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Saladman

#8
May 07, 2015, 09:41:58 AM
His princess ties one on him every morning, whether he likes it or not.

To elaborate:  he heard dragons kidnap princesses, so he gave it a shot, but the bards he made recite for him were always vague on the why of the whole business.  He just figured it was a hoard thing, another form of treasure, but unlike gold and jewels a princess has to be fed and watered and above all kept happy, or she makes your lair miserable, so he's ended up humoring her on a surprising range of issues.

Matt

#9
May 07, 2015, 09:55:14 AM
Because someone found an unpublished manuscript of the sequel to Jihn Ford's shitty "How Much for Just the Planet?" "comedy" Star Trek novel and drew a prospective cover to show how this is even "funnier."

tuypo1

#10
May 07, 2015, 10:12:37 AM
i feel like im on /tg/

i can be in 2 places at once holy shit i am a god.
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Snowman0147

#11
May 07, 2015, 12:39:01 PM
It was once a robe that belong to a arch mage that has powerful enchantments.  One of these enchantments allow the dragon regenerate wounds and regrow limbs.  Another allows the dragon to use the finger of death.

jeff37923

#12
May 08, 2015, 03:09:20 AM
Because the dragon is a geek who idolizes the 11th Doctor and Bill Nye the Science Guy.
"Meh."

The Butcher

#13
May 08, 2015, 03:50:41 PM Last Edit: May 08, 2015, 03:55:16 PM by The Butcher
Some adventurers tied it around his neck after being dared by a trickster god. It acts as a charm person spell (favorably predisposing the recipient towards whoever tied it) or as a helm of alignment reversal (pick one).

Xavier Onassiss

#14
May 08, 2015, 05:10:20 PM
Are you gonna tell her it's funny looking?

Didn't think so.
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