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A Panapoly of magic items and animals

Started by TristramEvans, January 19, 2015, 05:04:51 AM

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The Floral Despectralizer: a small flower-shaped platinum pendant. When touched by ghasts, ghosts, spectres, and other spectral undead it turns them into flowers for d6 hours.

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The Left Pinky Toe of Vecna: When slipped into an alcoholic drink, the left pinky toe turns that alcohol into another type of alcohol of generally the same strength.

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Helm of Rhinomorphosis: when wearing this helmet, the bearer may at will change the size and shape of their nose.

Imp

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Virnak's Ravenous Steed

This is a silver-furred goat the size of a warhorse. It functions as a warhorse, except that it has one attack, with its horns, doing 2d8 damage.

The goat can, upon command, eat *anything*, but only so much of anything as a normal warhorse-sized goat can eat over the course of a day. (It eats whatever it is commanded to the same way a goat normally would, and can digest it & gain nourishment from it as well.)

EDIT

If *not* commanded to eat something once a day, the goat gets to decide what's for dinner!

Imp

Sword Of The First Eagle

This sword provides no combat bonuses, except that if the proper battlecry is known, it can be used once per day to rally all allied soldiers within 30 feet of the wielder, instantly giving them good morale.

The good morale lasts as long as it normally would, so subsequent misfortune can cause them to flee as normal. Magical fear effects are probably not dispelled.

Imp

The Most Interesting Brooch

*Any* intelligent creature who sees this brooch must make a saving throw (Will/ vs. spells) or be compelled to inspect this brooch as closely as reasonably possible for one minute, once per day.

Imp

Cloak of Ready Stowing

You can hang this cloak up on any surface, or in thin air, and it will hang there as if you put in on a hook in a closet.

It can't support more than twenty pounds of weight doing so, however.

Imp

Yasid's Fortuitous Rope

When you uncoil this length of rope it is exactly as long as you need it to be.

Once coiled back up, its length becomes ambiguous again.

Imp

Oar of Liquid Control

Looks like a standard rowboat's oar, but can be used to control and corral the flow of liquids, more or less as if the oar is a rake and the liquid is leaves (so, if the liquid is waist deep or so, it may still be pointless to try to sweep it all back, or whatever.)

Used as a boat's oar, it's four times as effective as a normal oar.

It can also be used as a weapon against oozes and the like, doing 2d6 damage (and being immune to most ooze effects.)

Imp

Coat of Vegan Mischief

A fur coat; upon command it turns into the animal whose fur it is made of, but only if being worn at the time.

The animal can be transformed back into the fur coat by repeating the command word, but only after the animal has broken something.

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Hexeldom's Wondrous Oil: A drop of this oil on exposed flesh causes the growth of green fur. This fur falls off after d8 days.

Imp

Knife Of Perfect Safety

This dagger must be attuned to its owner. It provides no bonuses, but does not bend and cannot under *any* circumstances harm its owner. The edge will turn, the point will turn, even if the owner hurls himself bodily upon the blade; anything holding the blade in place will give one way or another.

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The Recurring Goat: A small pocket-sized goat carved from horn and gilded in gold. Every day it is in the possession of the owner it will summon a single goat that will remain within sight of the bearer, staying 3d10 yards away at all times. If the goat is killed or harmed in any way, the subsequent day an additional goat will be summoned. If the bearer tries to give away, sell,  or otherwise get rid of the item, it will rematerialize in their pocket or bag within d10 hours, or otherwise appear on the ground within 2d6 feet. If the bearer attempts to destroy the item, they will immediately be attacked by a horde of 3d6 goats.

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Ozzfozwick's Naughty Leopard Leotards: A pair of leggings seemingly made of leopard skin. The wearer appears to be wearing no pants whatsoever to everyone who does not possess magic sight or Infravision.

Opaopajr

Dust of Mirth & Flatulence
Sprinkled in an area, all who enter feel giddy, laugh easily, and have terrible gas. (DC 5 billion, save for even more gas). Lasts for d4 hours.
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