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So Brittany Spears shaved her head.....

Started by Dominus Nox, February 21, 2007, 10:29:23 PM

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Dominus Nox

#15
February 22, 2007, 11:42:56 PM
Quote from: Abyssal MawOk, here's my theory.

She shaved her head to remove evidence of drug use. She's going through a custody battle, and K-Fed could totally nail her on it if his lawyers convinced the judge to order a hair-follicle substance test for Britney.

In that light, it was kind of a bold move on her part to get rid of the evidence.
And it would likely make a judge believe that she had to have used drugs to have been willing to shave her head to get rid of the evidence.

She could always use the "only way to get rid of the resistant lice she got from paris" I came up with.

Back on the subject of paris hilton, I once heard the she's not afraid of getting a disease because most diseases are afraid of getting her....
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Mr. Analytical

#16
February 25, 2007, 04:39:31 AM
Funnily enough, an English snooker player did something similar a couple of years ago.  He used the mid-game break to shave his head on the ground that he "looked like Charles Haughtry".  The player in question has a history of mental illness.

Dominus Nox

#17
February 25, 2007, 05:21:06 AM
Sinead O'conner shaved her head as a way of pissing off a producer who told her to grow her hair longer "so she'd look more like a girl." and I respect her for that.

Brittany Spears....The day i respect her for anything be sure to listen for a sharp, brittle, crackling sound. That'll be hell freezing over.
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Dominus Nox

#18
February 25, 2007, 05:23:04 AM
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonAt least her cuffs and collars match now

I was tempted to ask "How would you know?"

But then I figured that there actually is a measuravble chance you were in bed with her, like any rendomly selected male in california, so I decided not to ask.
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Anthrobot

#19
February 25, 2007, 09:08:06 AM
Quote from: James McMurrayYou feel sorry for a woman that's made millions without having to think? Man, I wish someone would feel sorry for me! :)

I feel sorry for you James, that you having succumbed to a bout of cryptofascism more worthy of  the SJGames webshite.
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Dominus Nox

#21
February 25, 2007, 04:33:57 PM
Quote from: AnthrobotI feel sorry for you James, that you having succumbed to a bout of cryptofascism more worthy of  the SJGames webshite.


BROTHER!!!!!:hatsoff:

BTW, love the tagline. I might have to steal it.
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Hastur T. Fannon

#22
February 26, 2007, 10:47:23 AM
Quote from: Dominus NoxI was tempted to ask "How would you know?"

Then you must be one of the few people in the English-speaking world who doesn't.  Turn off Safesearch and do an Google image search for "Britney Spears upskirt"

Quote from: Dominus NoxBut then I figured that there actually is a measuravble chance you were in bed with her, like any rendomly selected male in california, so I decided not to ask.
Um, I'm British
 

Dominus Nox

#23
February 26, 2007, 04:56:29 PM
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonThen you must be one of the few people in the English-speaking world who doesn't.  Turn off Safesearch and do an Google image search for "Britney Spears upskirt"


Um, I'm British

Well, she travels a lot, doesn't she?

As to those pics, I prefer my porn straight, plus who wants to see one that's still stretched out from having a baby? Yik.
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Hastur T. Fannon

#24
March 01, 2007, 06:15:39 AM
Quote from: Dominus NoxAs to those pics, I prefer my porn straight, plus who wants to see one that's still stretched out from having a baby? Yik.

I'll won't bother picking out the inherent misogyny in that statement as I don't think anyone on this site's opinion of you can sink any lower, but I will point out that you can tell from this photo that it wasn't a vaginal delivery
 

James McMurray

#25
March 01, 2007, 10:56:30 AM
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonI'll won't bother picking out the inherent misogyny in that statement

/whisper you just pointed it out. ;)

Dominus Nox

#26
March 01, 2007, 04:08:25 PM
Quote from: Hastur T. FannonI'll won't bother picking out the inherent misogyny in that statement as I don't think anyone on this site's opinion of you can sink any lower, but I will point out that you can tell from this photo that it wasn't a vaginal delivery

Oh, so now I'm a misognyst too. Damn, now I wonder why I've crusaded against islam for it's brutal oppression of women for so many years then.
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