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Found This On My Table

Started by Philotomy Jurament, May 18, 2010, 11:30:44 PM

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The Shaman

#30
May 19, 2010, 09:47:25 PM
Hmm. Both her Optimism and Hope (best character stats ever, btw) are at 50, which leads me to wonder, is her glass half-empty or half-full?
On weird fantasy: "The Otus/Elmore rule: When adding something new to the campaign, try and imagine how Erol Otus would depict it. If you can, that\'s far enough...it\'s a good idea. If you can picture a Larry Elmore version...it\'s far too mundane and boring, excise immediately." - Kellri, K&K Alehouse

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Benoist

#31
May 19, 2010, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: The Shaman;382132Hmm. Both her Optimism and Hope (best character stats ever, btw) are at 50, which leads me to wonder, is her glass half-empty or half-full?
Mature beyond her years, looks like. :)

Benoist

#32
May 19, 2010, 09:52:30 PM
Quote from: winkingbishop;382081Size d6
1) large squirrels, small people
2) most humans, animated chair, robot ninja
3) horse, vending machines
4) ogres, trucks, most blob aliens
5) small transforming robots, houses, dragons
6) mecha, Godzilla & Friends

WHOP d% in order

Cool Powers #(1d4-1)

1) Utility belt
2) Ninja skills
3) Hudge brain
4) Ray guns
5) Magic
6) Rocket pack
7) Super computer
8) Bendy body
9) Pet Robot
10) Pet Dragon
11) Speak with sea life
12) Shape changing
13) Secretly an alien
14) Own a spaceship
15) Extra limbs or tail
16) Flaming kickball
17) Flaming sword
18) Freezing breath
19) Shoot rockets
20) Henchmen
21) ... will need expansion
OK.

I roll... a Mecha... that speaks with sea life, owns a spaceship and has a freezing breath! Next!

Simlasa

#33
May 19, 2010, 10:08:15 PM
Man, just when I thought I'd sworn off the whole procreatin' thing... this makes me wanna run right out and make a baby with someone!

Fifth Element

#34
May 19, 2010, 10:18:30 PM
Do it! The world needs more gamers. Just make sure to involve a random table if possible. ;)
Iain Fyffe

The Shaman

#35
May 20, 2010, 01:52:49 AM
Quote from: Simlasa;382138Man, just when I thought I'd sworn off the whole procreatin' thing... this makes me wanna run right out and make a baby with someone!
Start with the Random Harlot Table . . .
On weird fantasy: "The Otus/Elmore rule: When adding something new to the campaign, try and imagine how Erol Otus would depict it. If you can, that\'s far enough...it\'s a good idea. If you can picture a Larry Elmore version...it\'s far too mundane and boring, excise immediately." - Kellri, K&K Alehouse

I have a campaign wiki! Check it out!

ACS / LAF

The Shaman

#36
May 20, 2010, 01:53:46 AM
Quote from: Benoist;382133Mature beyond her years, looks like. :)
Indeed.
On weird fantasy: "The Otus/Elmore rule: When adding something new to the campaign, try and imagine how Erol Otus would depict it. If you can, that\'s far enough...it\'s a good idea. If you can picture a Larry Elmore version...it\'s far too mundane and boring, excise immediately." - Kellri, K&K Alehouse

I have a campaign wiki! Check it out!

ACS / LAF

Simlasa

#37
May 20, 2010, 02:13:36 AM
Quote from: The Shaman;382193Start with the Random Harlot Table . . .
At first misread that as 'Random Merlot Table'... which kinda also made sense.

RPGPundit

#38
May 20, 2010, 11:06:51 AM
Optimism and Hope? Strength and Power? Tell your kids that they suck at game design, with their useless redundancies.

Seriously, though, this is pretty cute.  And what makes it cute and not sad is that its something they came up with themselves, and not something they were goaded into doing by their gamer parent.  I swear to god, there's going to be a whole generation of geek's kids who are going to end up giving thousands and thousands of dollars to therapists to deal with how their loser dad made them play RPGs because he couldn't find adults to play with...

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#39
May 20, 2010, 11:50:03 AM
Quote from: RPGPundit;382268Optimism and Hope? Strength and Power? Tell your kids that they suck at game design, with their useless redundancies.

Seriously, though, this is pretty cute.  And what makes it cute and not sad is that its something they came up with themselves, and not something they were goaded into doing by their gamer parent.  I swear to god, there's going to be a whole generation of geek's kids who are going to end up giving thousands and thousands of dollars to therapists to deal with how their loser dad made them play RPGs because he couldn't find adults to play with...

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#40
May 20, 2010, 12:02:42 PM
I like to think the "soilgers" are earth elementals. :)

This is the adorablest thing to ever be posted on this site or perhaps any gaming site. I salute your youngin' raisin' skills, good sir!
 

The Shaman

#41
May 20, 2010, 12:57:48 PM
Quote from: RPGPundit;382268I swear to god, there's going to be a whole generation of geek's kids who are going to end up giving thousands and thousands of dollars to therapists to deal with how their loser dad made them play RPGs because he couldn't find adults to play with...
Pundit, stick with railing against imaginary enemies and regurgitating Nineties political slogans, 'cause you're waaaaaaaayyyyy out of your depth giving advice to parents.
On weird fantasy: "The Otus/Elmore rule: When adding something new to the campaign, try and imagine how Erol Otus would depict it. If you can, that\'s far enough...it\'s a good idea. If you can picture a Larry Elmore version...it\'s far too mundane and boring, excise immediately." - Kellri, K&K Alehouse

I have a campaign wiki! Check it out!

ACS / LAF

Spinachcat

#42
May 20, 2010, 01:18:09 PM
Quote from: RPGPundit;382268I swear to god, there's going to be a whole generation of geek's kids who are going to end up giving thousands and thousands of dollars to therapists to deal with how their loser dad made them play RPGs because he couldn't find adults to play with...

Mommy only loves me when I'm an Elf!!!

Koltar

#43
May 20, 2010, 01:23:33 PM
Quote from: Spinachcat;382306Mommy only loves me when I'm an Elf!!!

Thats because she wants him to have elf-confidence.


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Benoist

#44
May 20, 2010, 01:42:36 PM
Quote from: The Shaman;382303Pundit, stick with railing against imaginary enemies and regurgitating Nineties political slogans, 'cause you're waaaaaaaayyyyy out of your depth giving advice to parents.
I just imagine parents not playing games with their children because some anonymous guy with a made-up persona would object on the intarwebz.

:hmm: Tough choice.
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